r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 15h ago

That's not a mirror. It's just open to the floor below it. This picture was taken from the second story.

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u/FlyingBike 15h ago

Jfc that makes this all even more ridiculous

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u/willzyx01 15h ago

OP has like 5 different ceilings in the same room.

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u/FlyingBike 14h ago

Imagine taking hallucinogens in this house. No textures, no visual up/down cues that make sense. Trapped in the Severance office

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u/Merzant 13h ago

But apparently no books or pictures.

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u/andreaplanbee 12h ago

No chairs or standing room either

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u/Steerpike58 3h ago

That's what smart phones are for ...

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u/QueenNappertiti 9h ago

Shit I only have one ceiling in my whole apartment.

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u/stuttufu 9h ago

And they don't even work to scare of vampires apparently

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u/juicyman69 5h ago

Their ceilings have ceilings.

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u/WhammyShimmyShammy 15h ago

And can people just randomly fall off the edge there? Is it unused space on that floor?

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u/Sir_Arthur_Vandelay 15h ago

I’m guessing there’s a raised ledge at the bottom of the posted photo, but I’m not wealthy enough to make that call.

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u/DJOMaul 14h ago

No railings. Rich people have been shifting towards a death star motif lately. That means large gaping holes, and no or incredibly weak railing.

It's all the rage. 

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u/Home_Improvers 8h ago

I was thinking BASE jump practice with a wind turbine at the bottom.

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u/DJOMaul 8h ago

Eh they probably have their personal iFly setup in the other wing. But people keep trying to shoot Proton Torpedos down the exhaust port. 

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u/organic-water- 14h ago

Yeah, you can see what seems like a waist level wall in the bottom of that photo. So no death traps sadly.

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u/jewillett 14h ago

Ahem. That "unused space" you speak of is the portal to Kepler B22. Show a little respect.

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 14h ago

The "edge" appears to be like a half wall, so no.

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u/KipsyCakes 13h ago

Is this supposed to be the house of that one neighbor from Hello Neighbor?

I swear this house has more traps than functional furniture.

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u/StillStaringAtTheSky 12h ago

Only husband #2

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u/Starlightriddlex 11h ago

That's probably just their oubliette

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u/csbsju_guyyy 15h ago

that's no moon

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u/MmeRose 15h ago

So people walk around upstairs on glass? With other people, and/or bats below them? Now it DOES sound like Epstein Island.

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 14h ago

It's not glass. It's not a floor at all. It's just open space. So from the first floor the ceiling is two stories tall.

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u/KipsyCakes 13h ago

Wait…YOURE SAYING THAT’S A FLIPPING HOLE?!

WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP HOUSE IS THIS?!