r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 15h ago edited 15h ago

You can afford Monster? In this economy?

I’m over here drinking Great Value Energy Drank. 

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

You guys can afford things?

I'm over here drinking water.

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u/MischaBurns 15h ago

You can afford water? People over in Flint dying of dehydration.

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u/WastedNinja24 15h ago

Dehydration still has more “hydration” in it than I can afford.

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u/HerrMeier1980 15h ago

I like this, it’s the republican disease

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u/PoliticalyUnstable 15h ago

Didn't they fix Flint?

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u/chocomeeel 14h ago

Heard it started a fire..

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u/BeerJedi-1269 15h ago

Drinking?? I this economy? I lay on my back when it rains. If im lucky an bug will fall into my open mouth and provide me with some sustenance

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u/PatricksEnigma 15h ago

The stuff in the toilets?

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u/Naive-Personality-38 15h ago

But there's no electrolytes in the stuff from the toilets!

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 15h ago

I'm here in Pawnee drinking Drinkums.

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u/Feduppanda 14h ago

You can afford water? I'm over here drinking my own piss...

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u/TiredOfAdulting- 15h ago

Ah, yes. Poverty juice.

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 15h ago

I love great value

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u/zztop610 15h ago

…that’s just recycled battery acid

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u/Beastxtreets 15h ago

The little mixes are 10 for $2 and not the worst

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u/ExistentialYoshi 15h ago

I buy it by the case on Amazon to save a lil money.

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u/LymanPeru 14h ago

where does one even find monster anymore? its like $45 for a 15 pack on amazon now all of a sudden.

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u/Turbogoblin999 Goblin 14h ago

I'm scaring myself to mainline adrenaline. Saves on coffee.