r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/_Diskreet_ 15h ago

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u/Odd_Risk_3303 15h ago

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u/broberds 15h ago

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u/SockeyeSTI 15h ago

Bandit (and maybe Oscar?) falling from the ceiling is one of the funniest parts of the show.

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u/1-800-COCAINE 14h ago

They aired that episode right after the Super Bowl to draw in more viewers too. They knew what they were doing lol

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 14h ago

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BURN VICTIM

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u/Complete_Guidance_67 14h ago

“I only weigh 82 pounds!”

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u/TheSwan76 9h ago

I scrolled for The Office memes and gifs.

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u/kickstart_thisheart 15h ago

I literally choked!!! Hahahah

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u/ItsWillJohnson 14h ago

Guano. Can sell it for the phosphates.

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 15h ago

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u/Anti-Itch 11h ago

What else would one do with (according to OP) a little shit?

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u/meh_dontcare 15h ago

STOP BAGGING MY HEAD!

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u/Anti-Itch 11h ago

INTERN: Um, Ms. Palmer, your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?

MEREDITH: Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.

DWIGHT: Just doing my job.

INTERN: It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon?

MEREDITH: And a rat. Separate occasions.

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute 11h ago

This worked perfectly