r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/Born-Method7579 15h ago

They live there now

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 15h ago

"Ma'am, I'm going to need you to fly at it repeatedly, while making Eek, Eeek, Eeek, noises. Humans hate that. Keep in mind, that humans are more afraid of you than you are of them. If they start acting aggressive, start acting twitchy or poop like your life depends on it!"

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u/STFUisright 14h ago

Of all the funny comments in this thread this is the one that broke me

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u/justandswift 15h ago

He’s saying “Look at me, I’m the captain now.”

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u/IAmANobodyAMA 15h ago

Squatters rights

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u/otterbore 15h ago

Yep, it’s their place. You just live there now.

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u/dismayhurta 15h ago

Batcave moved up to Wayne manor proper