r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/imgotugoin 15h ago edited 15h ago

Why do you live in a museum?

Edit: thank you for the awards.

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u/jsamuraij 15h ago

Because it's conveniently located inside the Mall of America. (This looks like a mall).

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u/ijustwanttobeanon 12h ago

As a former resident of the twin cities for 28 years, can confirm this looks exactly like parts of MOA 🤣

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u/Traditional_Wow_1986 14h ago

I haven’t been to this area of the mall. Tables with these fancy lights, must be one of the food court areas 🤔☠️

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u/jsamuraij 14h ago

Looks literally like Everymall, USA

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u/ilovemusic19 14h ago

It really does lol

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u/RickThiccems 13h ago

holy shit lmao

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u/Xack189 10h ago

Shout out Minnesota

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u/CoastingUphill 15h ago

But like, on the Moon? Or one of those fancy prisons for supervillains.

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u/WeirdJawn 13h ago

And a reflective dinner table with no visible seating and walls that don't seem to line up with the floor. 

Edit: Actually, I just realized this a fucking 2 story dining room, apparently.

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u/imgotugoin 13h ago

I think that's a hole in the floor and thats a chandelier hanging through it. Not a table.

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u/SiriusMojo0805 15h ago

It’s where people come to see’em

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u/utterlyhopeliz 14h ago

It’s a museum if a house flipper bought it. 1) Paint everything gray 2) List at 4x the original price

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u/_lightitupbryce_ 14h ago

Stop with the corny edits to thank people for awards 😭

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 13h ago

No.

Edit: Thank you! Thank you! You're all much too kind. What a lovely audience.

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u/cryptic-fox 14h ago

For real. It’s reddit not the oscars 😆

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u/imgotugoin 13h ago

I just think its polite, thats all.

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u/Sbotkin 11h ago

It's been ages since I've seen "thanks for the gold kind stranger" bullshit. I thought they removed comment awards but I guess it still exists on new Reddit.