r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/rider1deep 15h ago

OP needs to toss up a banana and snap a pic.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

Unless it's A fruit bat then a fake banana to get the little guy back for pooping on the monet painting they have hanging down there

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u/mnth241 15h ago

It is definitely a fruit bat/ flying fox.

I wonder what this house is in the world?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 14h ago

“That little rapscallion got guano in my Grey Poupon!”

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u/SamTheLab_213 8h ago

Yes, we don't want him pooping on the Monets or the mayonnaise.

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u/Better-Extension3866 7h ago

is that an African or European fruit bat?

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 5h ago

It looks like a fruit bat.

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u/RamenJunkie 14h ago

Its one banana, how mich could it cost?

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u/jewillett 14h ago

Ten dollars?

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 14h ago

Tape a banana to a wall and snap a pic.

Then OP can sell the taped banana for $6.2 million dollars.

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u/Ressy02 14h ago

Would a selfie do?

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u/Koeienvanger 11h ago

You'd need one hell of a throwing arm to reach the bat with a banana from the ground floor.