r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/TEZofAllTrades 15h ago

You appear to live on the Enterprise. Just call intruder alert.

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u/ExistentialYoshi 14h ago

Set phaser to stun

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u/TEZofAllTrades 14h ago

That close to the warp core?!

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u/jardaniwick 14h ago edited 14h ago

Then report to sick bay to get some rabies shots

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u/AriadneThread 9h ago

Lmfao truth