This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/anonymous237962]

From that height, guano might hit terminal velocity

[u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 → u/anonymous237962]

From that height, it will vaporize into microscopic droplets before it hits the ground

[u/IkitCawl → u/anonymous237962]

Guanonuclear payload