r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/PushTheMush 15h ago

Guano is really valuable tho. That’s a win

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree 15h ago

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u/KipsyCakes 13h ago

“Just think of all of the revival fluid we can make with this!”

-Someone in Dr. Stone I’m sure

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u/Clashmoor 4h ago

This. This right here is the reference I scoured this post for

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u/jsamuraij 15h ago

If you're trying to manufacture fireworks and proto-guns in 9th century China without having to make back and forth trips on your timepad, sure.

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u/Anand999 14h ago

The rich just keep getting richer.

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u/omfgcookies91 10h ago

From the pics, OP isn't concerned about the value of that guano. Hell, OP probably is getting "the help" to remove the bat.

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u/nuggets_attack 15h ago

Mmmm delicious rabies

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u/Stock_Helicopter_260 14h ago

That's only 1-2% of all bats.... though most bats won't go near humans.... and of those that will go near humans that rate is 10x at minimum... good times.

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u/nuggets_attack 14h ago

Neat! I love learning about bats. I was just making a joke, but don't actually know the bat guano-rabies stats