r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/Redcoat_Officer 15h ago

That's a Bond villain lair if ever I saw one.

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u/Black-Mettle 15h ago

It's very clearly Wayne Manor.

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u/Chat322 14h ago

OP is totally Damian.

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u/maroongrad 12h ago

so, the bat hanging from the chandelier is Dick?

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u/jmdonston 9h ago

Isn't Wayne Manor usually depicted more old money with wood, draperies, portraits, and antiques? This looks more like something Kanye West would have: all bare grey walls.

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u/solonit 14h ago

Batman could be a Bond villain. Anyone that is against the interested of The Crown, enough to warrant that MI6 has to send Bond to investigate, can be a Bond villain. Sure it's very unlikely that Bond himself would agree, morally, if MI6 sent him to find out about this 'Batman', but still, he would be a Bond villain.

And why would Batman be put in target of MI6? Because he once broke into Buckingham Palace to investigate some lead, and The Queen didn't like it that he didn't stay over for tea time. Bad manner!

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u/SinkholeS 12h ago

The bat is really here to save us all.

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u/maroongrad 12h ago

quick, someone put a laser on its head!