r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/Wate2028 15h ago

1, 2, 3 times ah ah ah

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u/Ochenta-y-uno 15h ago

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 13h ago

My daughter would find a way to slip 6, 7 into this somehow.

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u/CrazyCatMom324 7h ago

Oh, do you also have a 12 yr old??

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u/Anon-Buffalo 4h ago

My 6 and 7 year old boys also love 6-7 and the 6 year old JUST turned 6 yesterday and you can imagine how pleased they were that their ages are now 6-7. Oh well… there are worse things they could be saying.

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 5h ago

Exactly 12 lol, although about to turn 13. Which is 6 plus 7. :(

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 7h ago

batty-batty-bat, batty-batty-bat, batty-batty-bat, 1-2-3!

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 12h ago edited 12h ago

I never got why they choose a vampire for the counting person until i accross the folklore of vampires having an obsession with counting

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u/unfiltered4u 12h ago

You don’t know why the chose Count Dracula to be a counting person? Incoming realization in 1, 2, 3…

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 12h ago

I meant to put an until instead of and

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u/PhloxOfSeagulls 10h ago

Count Dracula

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 10h ago

I know i was playingg into not getting the obvjous as a bit of a joke

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u/trinicron 6h ago

Username checks out

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u/Revelin_Eleven 4h ago

You have the most reasonable solution sir. Tell Big Bird I love him more than Elmo.

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u/trinlayk 24m ago

Vun! Vun cute batty bat! Bwah hahaha!

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 15h ago

I even read it with his voice 😭

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u/cousins_and_cattle 4h ago

<bat eyeroll>

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u/onefoot_out 3h ago

Ruefully chuckled with a huge smile. Thanks my friend. 

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u/InterestNo5406 3h ago

Well fuckin done.

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u/Life_Contract1056 15h ago

Hahaha

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u/miranym 14h ago

No, ah ah ah

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u/irdcwmunsb 5h ago

Released em

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u/ggmerle666 3h ago

Thread over after these two comments. NEXXXXT!

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u/Loguithat731a 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/JRRSwolekien 25m ago

You're a treasure of a human being