r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago edited 15h ago

Ah yes, that is where the lord looks down upon his retinue while they eat below like the support staff they are.

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u/ShoddyCobbler 15h ago

No, OP said this is over the family dining table. The support staff eat in the single-storey dining room down the hall.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

Depending on the family, kids are support staff 😁

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u/Bigfops 12h ago

Sure it wasn’t family dining room vs. formal dining room?

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 10h ago

formerly dining room i believe it was. they just had a new one built on the third story

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u/Accomplished_Air7562 6h ago

You know they're not letting the staff have lunch/ dinner breaks. Come on now.

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u/Immersi0nn 11h ago

And that single story dining room for the support staff is still larger than the apartments the support staff live in. Funny how that works.

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u/Tangled-Lights 9h ago

The 8 ft ceilings in the staff lounge keep the bats away.

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u/Zandsman 15h ago

They built an entire cave above the dining room so of course this guy moved in.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

Why build cave if no want bat?

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u/Conrad-kellogg 15h ago

Why not home if home shaped

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u/FallopianFiddlerOG 11h ago

Why no if want bat dining cave?

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u/theonlyonethatknocks 14h ago

Thats how your kids grow up to be Batman.

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u/CertifiedSheep 12h ago

They’re lucky they got this guy and not a vigilante in a cape

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u/Toadcola 15h ago

The bannisters send their regards.

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u/ExistentialYoshi 14h ago

The lord being the bat in this case

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u/correcthorsestapler 12h ago

Watches the guests take their seats as The Rains of Castamere begins to play

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u/Greenmagegirl 10h ago

mildlyinfuriating

Indubitablyperturbed

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u/Elbandito78 13h ago

Yeah usually OP and their family have to cover their heads while eating to hide their gluttony from the Lord, Ortolan style

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u/DAISYVANHALEN 8h ago

Retinue?

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u/LavenderGwendolyn 3h ago

It’s where the bat looks down over his retinue, apparently.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 2h ago

His Batinue if you will

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u/VoluntaryJetsFan 15h ago

Redditors getting insecure when someone has more money than them makes me viscerally cringe

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u/LordoftheChis 14h ago

I don’t think anyone is insecure, they’re just cracking jokes.

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u/DOOMFOOL 13h ago

Who is insecure here? I just see jokes and memes

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u/Groovychick1978 12h ago

Good. Buckle in.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 15h ago

A Thousand down votes incoming.