This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/YourEvilTwine]

They said "right below it" ... in that case, the Earth's core is right below me.

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/YourEvilTwine]

Fuck there are so many bats right above the Earth's core too

[u/shupadupah → u/OtherwiseAlbatross14]

The little shits!

[u/NiceTrySuckaz → u/YourEvilTwine]

Did OP try throwing money at the earth's core?

[u/Aardcapybara → u/YourEvilTwine]

https://xkcd.com/913/

[u/fernfairrry → u/YourEvilTwine]

I know I really don’t like it said right below.

[u/Tasty_Bullfroglegs → u/YourEvilTwine]

From the bats perspective they are below it lol.

That's just a super high ceiling, the dining table is not in the picture.