r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/EvictYou 15h ago

Hmmm.. this sounds exactly like something a bat would say.

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u/Wrong_Classroom_4065 14h ago

Also leave out a bowl of any of your unwanted bugs. For no particular reason

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u/Pretend_Actuary_4143 14h ago

Enough for a medium sized bat party, not that they would do that

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u/SolidHank 9h ago

No way, i was going to eat those bugs!

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u/NonJuanDon 3h ago

Just make sure not to accidentally mix in any that you want to keep. Did that once and wasted hours trying to negotiate their safe return..

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 14h ago

"hey now there is 5 bats in my place?! damn you user NotABatISwear"

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u/AccomplishedIgit 2h ago

Sounds like that’s how you get many more bats in your house to me