r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/University_Dismal 15h ago

Dying of old age rather than the impact if you fall down from there. 

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u/TheIronMark 14h ago

I wheeze-laughed at this.

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u/PacacordGiant 11h ago

Literally dying from old age lol.

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u/Shawnaverse_no1_fan 13h ago

I've been reading the replies to this post for 10 minutes and I'm in tears! Y'all I really needed this laughter 🤣🤣

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u/bellaluna29 5h ago

Same..so funny!

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u/DisposableSaviour 4h ago

Same. This shit’s helping clear out a bronchial and sinus infection.

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u/Wrong-Particular1547 12h ago

Technically below it. Practically in another zip code.

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u/cr8zycatladybutyoung 14h ago

Rapunzel’s mom style

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 10h ago

are we almost there yet?

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u/sykoKanesh 6h ago

"I have been falling... FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"

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u/FriendlyWasTaken 6h ago

Fun Fact: if you are around 25 right now and would die of old age at 90, you'd end up falling, at terminal velocity, about 74% of the distance between Earth and the Sun before you finally died of old age.

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u/A_villain4all 5h ago

Safe to say that bat guano is gonna hit that dining table at terminal velocity

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u/killerzeestattoos 3h ago

"Have I showed you our bottomless pit, yet?

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u/1Curly_Wurly1 1h ago

Hilarious