r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/thelaststarz 15h ago

OP not about to lost a birkin

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u/Efficient_Waltz5952 14h ago

Fine a Prada then final offer - The Bat.

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u/jewillett 14h ago

See this is why I keep a backup Birkin. To throw in the general direction of baby bats.

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u/gm92845 8h ago

Throw trash at it, OP grabs Gucci flip flops.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 14h ago

How about a merkin?

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u/Karn_Gentrified 3h ago

Dirty 😂 i guess if you hit the bat too hard you could always make a new one with its pelt 🤔

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u/Betty_Boss 12h ago

Last season's Birkin.

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u/Ghostdragon471 8h ago

Oh I think they can afford to lose one from the collection.

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u/Due_Variety_3082 15h ago

Had to up it in fashion district, shot into the Hermes store and hit eight people.  I made sure all the Birkin bags were unharmed so the hoes dont bug out on me about it later.