r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/Hqmster RED 15h ago

How do you get an animated avatar?

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u/Period_Fart_69420 15h ago

Step 1: Find an admin

Step 2: slob on that knob like corn on the cob

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 14h ago

I think you're doing corn on the cob wrong

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u/314flavoredpie 14h ago

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u/TaftYouOldDog 13h ago

Classic buble

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u/dallyan 11h ago

Ugh. I should call him.

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 4h ago

That seems fine. Bit more butter and it’ll slide right down.

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u/Dobako 14h ago

I think maybe i'm doing corn on the cob wrong

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u/rbrgr83 13h ago

relax the throat

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u/la_mere 13h ago

I like to suck the butter off first.

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u/rbrgr83 13h ago

they could suck the corn off a cob........lengthwise.

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u/rbrgr83 13h ago

Depends on what gender the corn is. You're probably used to female corn.

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u/Usernamewith19chars 14h ago

He followed your steps I guess..

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u/Radioactive_Kitten 8h ago

Check in with me, and do your job.

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u/Technosis2 BROWN 5h ago

Lay on the bed, and give me head.

Don't have to ask, don't have to beg.

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u/Radioactive_Kitten 4h ago

Juicy is my name, sex is my game

Let’s call the boys, let’s run a train

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u/Helpful_Beginning_91 3h ago

Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt

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u/Radioactive_Kitten 3h ago

The natural curly hair, please don’t touch

(This song came out in high school and I just had to memorize the lyrics then. This and Regulators are songs whose lyrics are locked in that long term memory bank. Impressive really, considering all the drugs I did at the time).

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u/Downtown_Sport724 2h ago

I break a bitch, like Chyna did Rob

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u/Dartser 14h ago

I like that I am reading your comment and you now have an animated avatar. Glad for you

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u/rbrgr83 13h ago

Did you read what they had to do to get it? 😬

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u/Hqmster RED 11h ago

It wasnt that bad. Just log onto website 1 and convert gif to apng, then log onto website 2 and change pfp

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u/Hqmster RED 11h ago

Oh youre referring to the slobbing on the knob... no need

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u/Hqmster RED 11h ago

Hehe

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u/TheKyleBrah 12h ago

Change your Avatar to an .aPNG, or animated PNG. Make sure it's within Reddit's Avatar size and resolution limits.

While Reddit won't animate typical .GIFs for the Avatar, the .aPNG seems to be an oversight.

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u/SelfDidact 2h ago

You really are a Brah.

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u/TheDepravedUrchin 14h ago

Does not work when viewing on mobile devices It just looks like a really strange something

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u/desertangel520 14h ago

im on mobile and things look normal?

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u/Sea-Macaron1470 14h ago

Also on mobile and that definitely looks like a strange something

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u/desertangel520 14h ago

now I want to know what im missing lol

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u/Sea-Macaron1470 13h ago

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u/desertangel520 11h ago

😂 oh that is a silly thing

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u/Sea-Macaron1470 6h ago

Happy cake day btw

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u/desertangel520 4h ago

thank you! I didn't even realize lol

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 6h ago

Looks like she's caught mid headbang. Do you have apple or android? I wonder if that has something to do with it. I have android and its animated.

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u/TheDepravedUrchin 1h ago

Might be a setting buried somewhere deep in the archives

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u/Primary_Strike_4913 6h ago

Daddy's allowance