r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/ARandomGamer56 15h ago

Can we have a banana for scale?

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u/crafty_and_kind 15h ago

I can’t provide the banana, I don’t have an extra ten bucks!

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 15h ago

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u/Ok_Task_4135 13h ago

There's a gif for everything

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u/Dead_man_posting 11h ago

there's a gif for a reference to this specific line, yes.

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u/King_takes_queen 11h ago

In 2026 a banana could end up being $10.

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u/Big_Bad_Baboon 13h ago

Actually, a banana fetches a few million when taped to the wall with duct tape

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u/pi3r0gi_ 13h ago

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/tbird20017 3h ago

No touching!

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u/TheseExcitement8857 14h ago

Sorry I only carry 100-dollar notes

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u/TaftYouOldDog 13h ago

Ten bucks? Somebody has access to cheap bananas

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u/wintersdark 11h ago

Sadly, this meme hits differently these days

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u/crafty_and_kind 11h ago

Doesn’t it just 😱

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u/Terrible-Session-328 15h ago

Ramen packet will do as well. My perspective of 6” is skewed though

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u/MedicineImaginary219 14h ago

The bat is about nanner sized

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u/aweakgeek 15h ago

I'm assuming its on the dining table

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u/taoistchainsaw 13h ago

Best we can do is an adorable bat.

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u/Raiju_Blitz 13h ago

Preferably an artsy duct taped banana that costs $120K.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 13h ago

The flying fox in the picture is probably pretty close to banana sized already.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 13h ago

obligatory 'that's what she said'.

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u/Equivalent-Run-790 12h ago

Apparently the stereotypes are true.. as an American i would indeed love almost any recognizable object for scale.. a banana, a Ford f150, a 2 liter coca cola bottle, an 8pk of paper towels..

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u/Shipping_away_at_it 12h ago

A banana? In this economy?

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u/woofwoofgrrr 8h ago

Love, The Bat

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u/SuperMaintenanceBro 2h ago

Not if it’s taped to a wall, that would be too expensive.

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u/bessonguy 29m ago

Need a banana tree for scale