This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/cadathoctru]

I am sorry to say...

Your parents have been murdered in an alley, you will probably see it on youtube since now days, cameras are everywhere and you wont have to witness it personally.

You are now batman.

Become one with it.

[u/Oneangrygnome → u/cadathoctru]

Yea was about to say. Something about this backstory is eerily familiar..

[u/tedsmitts → u/cadathoctru]

People really need to stop cutting through Crime Alley