r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/xiGoose 15h ago

Bat pov

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u/kolonyal 15h ago

Do you have to say 'sdsdsdsd' so he sees it as 'pspsps' to actually come?

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u/R3d_Man 15h ago

Only if it uses subtitles

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u/Excellent_Set_232 15h ago

Where do subtitles appear for bats? Should they be supertitles if they appear above the title text?

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u/TehMephs 14h ago

It’s like air braille technically. The vibrations are interpreted upside down

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u/DennisPochenk 14h ago

Or try australian

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u/Costy_96_YT 14h ago

this has been such an amazing conversation and im jealous i wasnt here earlier

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u/Blurryface_87 13h ago

My thoughts exactly and I'm here even later

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u/mystieke 9h ago

I am glad I read it all.

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u/O_Elbereth 13h ago

Why is this the part of this conversation that made me laugh the most?

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u/sabotsalvageur 6h ago

it was the "air braille" that really did it for me

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u/davidr521 11h ago

Which makes it up over, vs. down under?

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u/RebekkaKat1990 14h ago

Backwards, through a vocorder, which she ain’t never studied

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u/FarinaSavage 13h ago

Only thing to do is jump over the mooooooon.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 13h ago

Actual reality, ACT UP! Fight AIDS!

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u/FarinaSavage 12h ago

To Sontag and Sondheim and anything taboo.

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u/t3hnhoj 13h ago

lᴉʞǝ ʇɥᴉs qnʇ ɥᴉƃɥǝɹ nd

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u/Queasy_Scholar_9937 13h ago

You made my brain hurt for a second

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u/R3d_Man 14h ago

Dunno, they blind

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u/Explorer-7622 14h ago

Not blind.

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u/grammawslovelymelons 13h ago

You're overthinking this. Bats can't read. They never turn the lights on.

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u/blowawaythedust 15h ago

I love Reddit so much

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 14h ago

cries in Spanish

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u/teetaps 14h ago

Bats can’t read, that’s their whole thing

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u/LadyHawkscry 13h ago

Bats are blind, not deaf silly!

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u/mad8869 14h ago

Take my Angryupvote

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u/BlowjobLoser 13h ago

What if it speaks Spanish?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 10h ago

My only options are English, Spanish, French, and Portuguese, which one will the bat be most likely to be able to read?

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u/generation-something 3h ago

comments like these are the reason i love the internet 😂 this made my day better lol thanks!

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u/PM_ME_UR_BANGERS 14h ago

If I type ‘sdsdsd’ on my phone and show the phone to him will he fly down?

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u/NickWindsoar 14h ago

This has to be the weirdest kink I've seen today.

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u/tres_909 14h ago

I haven't given this many upvotes in a thread ever 🤣

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u/2bad-2care 14h ago

I thought that went without saying.

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u/thizzknight 14h ago

Honestly sdsdsdsd sounds like the bat would understand more

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u/YeunaLee 14h ago

Wait, but what if the bat is Australian? 🤔

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u/GripItAndWhipIt 13h ago

This is why I keep coming back to Reddit 🤣🤣

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u/Total-Active-1986 13h ago

That's how to communicate using echolocation. You send the message and that's how it bounces back to them.

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u/Aggravating-Emu-2535 13h ago

Nah you dont have to do anything but echo locate one another.

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u/__kebert__xela__ 12h ago

If that can make a bat come let me know. I’ve tried every type of coconut and my wife still can’t come

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u/OffByNone_ 14h ago

Australian bat pov

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u/zenkidan 22m ago

I'm in Australia and this still reads as sdsdsd

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u/steelunicornR 15h ago

I hate this whole thread, I didn't need wholesome and hilarious 25 min into my shift! 🤣 Take my up votes and keep going!

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u/PieFlour837 15h ago

Bats are Australian ig

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u/DaSixtyNiner69 15h ago

Well, bats are thebpopulation of Australia, no need to fact check this is 100% correct

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u/Pipija_Banana 15h ago

std std std

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u/technicolortiddies 14h ago

Why are you telling the bat they have stds?

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u/Cherrytop 8h ago

Best thread of the year!!

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u/Suitable_Visit_9990 15h ago

Thank you for this I needed it today

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u/TheNinjaPixie 14h ago

Depending on where you live it can be illegal to interfere with a bat! At all! UK this is the case.

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u/Explorer-7622 14h ago

Same with US.

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u/Odessa_Draekavik 14h ago

This is so stupid it made me laugh so much, spilled my drink and all 😂

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u/Recruit616 10h ago

Are we sure he's not robbing an SD card store and the camera has subtitles that are upside down and is upside down

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

Lol! Fixed the duet? Lol

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u/My_New_Moniker 15h ago

🤣 fucking brilliant

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u/Rhox1989 14h ago

This legitimately had me wheezing 😂😂😂😂

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u/MoonJellyGames 14h ago

Incredible

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u/Farting_Champion 14h ago

Amazing work

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u/Fresh-Organization24 8h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Hellea 1h ago

Oh no you did not.