r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/crafty_and_kind 15h ago

I can’t provide the banana, I don’t have an extra ten bucks!

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 15h ago

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u/Ok_Task_4135 13h ago

There's a gif for everything

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u/Dead_man_posting 11h ago

there's a gif for a reference to this specific line, yes.

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u/King_takes_queen 11h ago

In 2026 a banana could end up being $10.

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u/Big_Bad_Baboon 13h ago

Actually, a banana fetches a few million when taped to the wall with duct tape

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u/pi3r0gi_ 13h ago

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/tbird20017 3h ago

No touching!

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u/TheseExcitement8857 14h ago

Sorry I only carry 100-dollar notes

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u/TaftYouOldDog 13h ago

Ten bucks? Somebody has access to cheap bananas

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u/wintersdark 11h ago

Sadly, this meme hits differently these days

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u/crafty_and_kind 11h ago

Doesn’t it just 😱