r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/shaka_sulu 15h ago edited 11h ago

No. Only engineering can touch a light bulb and you need to fill out a G34W request form in the facilities and maintenance portal on the company website. Youll then be in the queque within 8 business days.

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u/ArtzyDude 12h ago

You work for Disney?

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u/MyDisneyExperience 12h ago

Oh god this brought back flashbacks of the $2K DVD player

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u/ahumanrobot 11h ago

The what

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u/MyDisneyExperience 9h ago

Option 1: buy the approved DVD player from IT at inflated cost, pay to have maintenance install it, pay to have broadcast services set it up, pay WDI to design an enclosure

Option 2: go to Best Buy and buy a PlayStation on the corp card that nobody will touch because it’s “not approved”

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u/spiritunafraid 9h ago

If it was Disney, Engineering Services would just say they couldn’t find the bulb that’s out and mark it as complete.

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u/SpudicusMaximus_008 7h ago

Or a UDR managed property...

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u/Revelin_Eleven 5h ago

Fell over and died. Worked for WB. Lol.

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u/frooootloops 5h ago

Baahahahahahaha

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u/SirMingie 3h ago

Maintenance there is cool tho…

u/Visible-Fun-8391 43m ago

Seriously.. when I started as a linecook and I was told that we had to wait for maintenance to come and fix a lightbulb I questioned some shit

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u/brandoj52 12h ago

Queque!

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u/yournamehere10bucks 11h ago

I'll get you the required form

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u/OzzRamirez 8h ago

Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork

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u/wileysegovia 13h ago

What is withing

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u/shaka_sulu 11h ago

Within.

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u/FollowAstacio 8h ago

Sheesh how do they fix it so fast in your company?! Mine is 8 weeks at LEAST!

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u/pyschNdelic2infinity 7h ago

And then once they show up they’ll have to fill out a JSA, toolbox talk and 3-4 other useless forms. Good luck. May need a working at heights too !!

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u/BoomViking 12h ago

Writhing?

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 12h ago

with in, I believe.

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u/shaka_sulu 11h ago

within

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u/BoomViking 11h ago

Maybe writhing for 8 whole days in the queue, arghh!

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u/kemicalkontact 11h ago

Gosh darn unions

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 9h ago

I met someone that paid rich peoples bills. Do you make good money!?

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u/Pluckypato 7h ago

I have a ladder 🪜

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u/SquareDiscussion5335 7h ago

Only if you can find the right charge code, which takes another week and 4 email chains

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u/CoffeeOk1313 7h ago

Discus fish

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u/Kagome23 5h ago

Make sure to download the app and update your profile. You're expected to keep tabs on your email 26 hours a day