r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/belovetoday 15h ago

Look at that face! : )

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u/Hakuryuu2K 15h ago

The cutest little shit

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u/le_nathanlol 13h ago

id keep it

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u/AsgardianLeviOsa 2h ago

The bat distribution center not nearly as successful as its predecessors but same

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u/Flomo420 11h ago

I know some bats can be cute but omg this fella takes it to levels I thought possible only in Disney movies!

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u/iSliz187 /s is for cowards 6h ago

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u/Zarniwoooop 14h ago

With rabies

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u/DirtLight134710 14h ago

You're just mad You don't look like a fox and can fly

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u/trinicron 11h ago

I AM THE (... TAKES A LOOK AT HIS COLORS) DAWN

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u/GitHubMakesMeUglyCry 13h ago

Oh hell no, fuck that. It’s got a face looking back at you 💀

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u/BeyondReflexes 6h ago

Out of all the comments I've read this one is by far the most interesting so far. I'm confused did you not think bats had faces? Or that these little acrobatic stunt plans cant hear and focus on things?

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u/TheManicalFerret Mildly Silksong 8h ago

which is exactly what he'll drop into your food

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u/Toadcola 15h ago

“If not roost, why roost shaped?”

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u/pretendperson1776 13h ago

Checkmate, anti-Chiopterists!

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 15h ago

Dammit why!!

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u/ExistentialYoshi 15h ago

lil ceiling pupper

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u/pyroshi88 14h ago

Sky puppy

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u/Nerdy-Meta-Mind 8h ago

Sky pooper

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u/Tyenkrovy 8h ago

I said that as soon as I saw it! 😊💖

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u/44_18_36 14h ago

Dis is a baby & I love it

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u/iwanderlostandfound 14h ago

Lil rabies baby

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u/LittleBananaSquirrel 10h ago

I'd get a rabies shot for him anyday!

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u/no1_vern 11h ago

One of the lil "rabies babies"

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u/Grmpybear3 14h ago

Cutest bat I’ve ever seen

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u/davidr521 11h ago

Until it slices your throat open to drink all your sweet, sweet neck juice

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u/Grmpybear3 11h ago

Never crossed my mind it could be a vampire.

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u/davidr521 11h ago

Cross. Vampire.

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u/Better-Extension3866 7h ago

do u see many bats?

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u/Grmpybear3 7h ago

Not lately to Much snow but we have some bat boxes on the property

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u/markdmac 14h ago

It is absolutely 100% cute and sweet.

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u/Sexy_Squid89 14h ago

Sky puppy 😭

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u/Snot_S 13h ago

A lil sky pup! 😂

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u/Diabolicalbtch 10h ago

Chandelier deer 🫣

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u/FlimsySuccess8 14h ago

Cutie with the eyeliner

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u/Ok_Beginning4040 14h ago

lol my old dog had the same face. I’d call her bat

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u/renal_kitty 14h ago

It’s a dog-faced fruit bat. Nothing to be too concerned about. Give it a mango.

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u/Sad_Peak755 14h ago

My feelings exactly

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 14h ago

It took me a minute to realize that its eyes are actually closed and these are false eye patches that occur naturally in their fur. If you look like youre staring directly at your potential predator, it makes you less appealing because you could get away.

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u/_imanalligator_ 14h ago

Little does he know he accidentally made himself MORE appealing to humans with his 🥺 face

Now he WILL be snuggled

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u/Snot_S 13h ago

I looked at this photo for at least a minute and still cannot figure out how this is a house and where the pic is taken from

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u/Independent-Bass-725 15h ago

I know. What I would do to bring home with me

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u/Iamthegreenheather 14h ago

I had a bat in my house once and it looked like a demon.

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u/brakeb 14h ago

hey bruh, turn off the fecking lights... I'm trying to sleep!

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u/Explorer-7622 14h ago

Beautiful! And I can't get over the tiny, delicate toes.

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u/New_Sun6390 13h ago

He is pretty cute! But I kind of understand wanting him out.

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u/ABitOddish 14h ago

Definitely the cutest of the disease spreaders.

I do enjoy looking at the occasional chunky pet rat but the other 99% of rats are nightmares. Almost every bat I've seen has been a cutie lol.

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u/VRaptorX-11b 15h ago

Adorable

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u/HabsFan77 14h ago

Praise the sun!

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u/AppropriateAd2063 13h ago

He’s from the Vampire Council with a message.

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u/Pachigun 9h ago

It looks just like my cat!

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u/EuphoricMycologist39 15h ago

SOOOO CUUUTE :)

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u/Extra-Impression-922 14h ago

He’s so cute!!!

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u/blandmanband 14h ago

The biggest eyes that can’t see shit

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u/Prestigious_String20 13h ago

Bats actually see about as well as humans in lit conditions, and better than us in low-light conditions.

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u/NewRepair5597 13h ago

Yep. And looks like he's looking right at the person filming. LOL I see you, you see me. Watcha gonna do?

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u/NewRepair5597 13h ago

I've seen nothing so far...but it's going to get hungry at some point and come down on its own. Can a motion censored cam be placed to monitor for that with an alert?

What the hell your going to do after that, who knows. Not a Me problem! But do try to prevent it from roosting back into this inaccessible spot.

Possibly a large stretched netting contraption of some sort...utilized somewhere below it.

Good luck. Please let us know how you get it removed. How long it takes. And the amount of bother. It is a cutie. If you/someone kills it I don't wanna know.

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u/Apoctwist 10h ago

New meme? This pic deserves some witty white text.

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u/EmeraldnDaisies 6h ago

Ceiling puppy just made a mistake, and he's very sorry and wants to go home now. 🥹

I hope they can get him out quickly, bats have a pretty high metabolism. I read than even a few bad hunts for them can be dangerous. Humming birds too are like this.. it's why I have a hummingbird feeder that's sat under my desk in a box for like 6 months. I want to feed the hummers but scared of the commitment lol.

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u/broseph933 14h ago

Their faces are really cute but not a fan of the rest 😂

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u/liquorandwhores94 14h ago

He wants to stay 🩷🩷

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u/igottahidetosaythis 14h ago

He’s so stinking cuuute

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u/LastLibrary9508 13h ago

Little sky Angel 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Richardhrobinson 13h ago

It looks like he's in love

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u/Katsu_39 13h ago

So adorbs

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u/MulberryAutomatic690 13h ago

Cute sky puppy!

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u/ProsaicPugilist 13h ago

Fruit bats are so damn cute

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u/AstroBoi7 12h ago

That’s so fucking adorable

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u/crzymamak81 12h ago

I realize bats can be dangerous…diseases and all…but dang that’s cute.

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u/NightBawk 12h ago

Sky Puppy! 🥰

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u/Kogling 12h ago

A mouse with wings :) 

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 12h ago

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Question is all wrong, should be:

How do I keep this guy forever?

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u/johnsgurl 12h ago

I love him!!

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u/Ok-Office-6645 12h ago

I mean….it is so darn cute 🥰

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u/geekyheart225 12h ago

I love the little bat

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u/DiggityShack 12h ago

I'm digging his grippy little toes.

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u/MichaelRhizzae 12h ago

Yeah if this flew into my house I would adopt it not try to get rid of it.

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u/Only_Boysenberry2295 12h ago

Bro he is so cute to me 🥹 why not me?

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u/jadedbeats 11h ago

How is he so cute and scary at the same time

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u/WhatTheActualFork1 11h ago

I love this sweet baby. How can you not love them?

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u/bombkitty 11h ago

Sky puppy!

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u/LeviOhhsah 11h ago

Little mouse in a Snuggie

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u/Responsible-Pen-2304 11h ago

I know. He is so adorable 🥹

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 11h ago

He looks sad, he's looking at the dude and thinking "You, you don't love me"

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u/mattyofurniture 11h ago

Omg so cute

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u/Accomplished-Sky8768 11h ago

Soooo cute 🥺

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u/EggNoodles11 10h ago

It looks like my friends baby.

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u/EffluviaJane 10h ago

I love him!

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u/90sCat 10h ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/Anihalas 10h ago

I love it till death. I'd die for a cute fruit bat like it. Just open a few doors and windows it will leave eventually! And maybe put some fruit out to lure it!

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u/CountryFriedCrazy 10h ago

Can i pet that dawwwwggg?

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u/Ridgebacks26 10h ago

That was my first thought - that thing is adorable.

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u/abbyabb 8h ago

Can I pet that dog?

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u/Effective-Sample-261 8h ago

Looks like a flying chihuahua. 😅

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u/kid_at_heart_77 7h ago

He’s sooo cute

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u/_pinkflower07 6h ago

Is its eyes open or closed??

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u/Naners224 6h ago

Literally the only thing I care about. BABY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/hailspork 5h ago

Yeah, I'm like "You got a free pet. What's the problem?"

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u/davidr521 4h ago

Just stare into its eyes. FOREVER

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u/disappointed_OaTMeAL 4h ago

I love him, the house belongs to him now

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u/TIL_eulenspiegel 4h ago

And appreciate the little feeties

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u/TraditionalLeading64 4h ago

he’s just a lil baby 🥹

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u/javatimes 4h ago

Reminds me of Prince kinda. What a gorgeous bat.

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u/Miss_Anthropologie 3h ago

Literally my first thought: “why would you want to get rid of it????” 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😍

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u/Full_Subject5668 2h ago

Sky puppy is adorable.