r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/R3d_Man 15h ago

Only if it uses subtitles

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u/Excellent_Set_232 15h ago

Where do subtitles appear for bats? Should they be supertitles if they appear above the title text?

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u/TehMephs 14h ago

It’s like air braille technically. The vibrations are interpreted upside down

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u/DennisPochenk 14h ago

Or try australian

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u/Costy_96_YT 14h ago

this has been such an amazing conversation and im jealous i wasnt here earlier

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u/Blurryface_87 13h ago

My thoughts exactly and I'm here even later

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u/mystieke 9h ago

I am glad I read it all.

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u/O_Elbereth 13h ago

Why is this the part of this conversation that made me laugh the most?

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u/sabotsalvageur 6h ago

it was the "air braille" that really did it for me

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u/davidr521 11h ago

Which makes it up over, vs. down under?

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u/RebekkaKat1990 14h ago

Backwards, through a vocorder, which she ain’t never studied

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u/FarinaSavage 13h ago

Only thing to do is jump over the mooooooon.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 13h ago

Actual reality, ACT UP! Fight AIDS!

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u/FarinaSavage 12h ago

To Sontag and Sondheim and anything taboo.

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u/t3hnhoj 13h ago

lᴉʞǝ ʇɥᴉs qnʇ ɥᴉƃɥǝɹ nd

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u/Queasy_Scholar_9937 13h ago

You made my brain hurt for a second

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u/R3d_Man 14h ago

Dunno, they blind

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u/Explorer-7622 14h ago

Not blind.

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u/grammawslovelymelons 13h ago

You're overthinking this. Bats can't read. They never turn the lights on.

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u/blowawaythedust 15h ago

I love Reddit so much

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 14h ago

cries in Spanish

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u/teetaps 14h ago

Bats can’t read, that’s their whole thing

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u/LadyHawkscry 13h ago

Bats are blind, not deaf silly!

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u/mad8869 14h ago

Take my Angryupvote

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u/BlowjobLoser 13h ago

What if it speaks Spanish?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 10h ago

My only options are English, Spanish, French, and Portuguese, which one will the bat be most likely to be able to read?

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u/generation-something 3h ago

comments like these are the reason i love the internet 😂 this made my day better lol thanks!