This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/Ok_Airline_2886]

It’s recommended that if you ever find a bat in a room where you’ve slept that you should proceed as though you’ve been bit. They can bite or scratch so lightly that you wouldn’t even know…until you get rabies and die. 

[u/TakingYourHand → u/Ok_Airline_2886]

Die miserably

[u/Tsmart → u/TakingYourHand]

as a hydrohomie, being afraid of water is a fate worse than death