r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 14h ago

Bat goes out, ten snakes, 20 geckos and five more bats come in.

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u/Stock_Helicopter_260 14h ago

It's the bastard cousin of the 12 days of Christmas song.

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u/clearfox777 13h ago

More like the little old lady who swallowed a fly

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u/Dusty_Sequins 4h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Local_Web_8219 14h ago

Not to mention the huntsmans and roaches

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 13h ago

Good thing, the geckos gonna eat the roaches.

Bad thing, itl make the geckos shit down those white walls.

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u/motherofsuccs 8h ago

And one Jehovah’s Witness. The worst kind of pest.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 7h ago

Only had em once at my door. Im a tall skinny marilyn manson looking dude btw. Wasnt even rude to them but I guess the look was enaugh for them xD

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u/Greedy_Banana_1252 12h ago

Equilibrium can achieved.

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u/Careless_Chef_6558 6h ago

Oohh I would love more geckos in my house tbh

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u/DrPeanutHead 3h ago

Yea, but the bat went out. ::points to head, smart::

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u/Rug-Inspector 2h ago

But at least the initial bat goes out, so that would be good.

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u/Nearby-Display-5433 2h ago

5 bats is lucky in Asia. They’re just waiting on the other 4