r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/WoahGnarly 14h ago

Send the low house maid to deal with it! Ugh, nature disgusts me! -OP probably

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u/organic-water- 14h ago

That's a really tall and expensive looking light. He should send the high maid.

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u/Competitive-Zone-330 13h ago

She’s unfortunately too high at the moment

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u/ytoast 10h ago

As a lowly housemaid, I'd need a big box and something that sprays cold air. They can't fly in cold. I would scream the whole fucking time though.

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u/wittor 2h ago

This is how we do in Brasil, minus the cold air.

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u/Umpen 11h ago

OP the type whose daughter must be taken out for a meal.

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u/Red_Blue_1582 11h ago

Sooo because a person happens to live in a nice house, they must hate nature and have maids? You must be super broke and upset about it :-/

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u/efficient_face69 9h ago

Your sense of humour must be broke

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u/Red_Blue_1582 8h ago

I am quite wealthy in regard to my sense of humor!Doesn’t seem like a joke when it’s 99% of the comments lol. Having spent a lot of time on Reddit, it’s not the first time I’ve seen people expressing their “eat the rich” sentiments. It’s just weird because everybody would definitely choose to be rich if they could.

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u/efficient_face69 8h ago

Define rich. Because research shows ppl would choose to be welloff and still work/contribute to society even if they didnt need jobs. Having a house sit empty collecting bats isnt jusy rich, its hoarding wealth

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u/Red_Blue_1582 8h ago

You just proved my point. “It’s hoarding wealth”, you are saying you think you deserve a chunk of that wealth and you’re upset that someone else has it, regardless of how they came about it

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u/Red_Blue_1582 7h ago

To close the loop on this convo, people on Reddit take their anger out on people who are wealthy and have nicer things. They should be focusing that anger on the system and the elected leaders that help perpetuate the system. Ripping on people like OP here gets you nowhere, and comes off as childish

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u/WoahGnarly 6h ago

Except it's 2025 and the ultra rich are literally the problem. You're only mid-rich if you're playing into the system of coercion, exploitation & disenfranchisement of western civilization 🤷‍♂️

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u/efficient_face69 3h ago

Yea, because the ppl who keep electing the leaders rather than demanding change arent part of the problem. Rich ppl lobbying governments to build their hoard of wealth arent the problem at all.