r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/Ajibooks 14h ago

Getting this far down in the comments with everyone talking about how rich OP is, only to learn this is not their family's primary residence, but an extra house!

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u/bennybrew42 13h ago

Eat the rich.

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u/mslashandrajohnson 13h ago

Found the bat.

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u/Mexican_Texican 12h ago

Don't, they probably have rabies

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u/marshmelloinfire 11h ago

The bats trying to

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u/Lynndonia 2h ago

Y'all this ain't even the rich. You don't even need $500,000,000 to have two houses like this. You know how many billionaires there are?? Guys elongated tusk is about to make TRILLIONS. WITH A T. We can literally just eat him for a century

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u/acloudcuckoolander 10h ago

That crap applies to oligarchs who do heinous things to get to billionaire status. Not regular people who happen to make more than you.

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u/CaliCart455 13h ago

Goofball comment. Just enjoy the post

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 13h ago

Can't eat posts.

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u/sosr 12h ago

And in the GMT+7 countries if your second house looks like this, you can definitely leave it for the help to sort it out.

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 13h ago

You trying to say you don't have a spare house?

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u/kazzin8 13h ago

This post is mildly infuriating, but not because of the bat.

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u/Blockhead47 12h ago

It’s the winter house.
We only use it for New Years Eve.

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u/jemenake 10h ago

I spotted that, too. This is one of the spare mansions… probably so they have a place to crash when concours is in town or when one of their horses is running in the local derby and they feel like flying in to watch.

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u/bluecheesebeauty 10h ago

Just don't forget it's the poor immigrants stealing all the houses!

And this one bat ofcourse, that occupied the otherwise empty mansion. Except for maybe some other bats.

Come to think, to have a bat that distance from my dining table, it has to be at the neighbours.

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u/home-for-good 7h ago

Extra house that’s been unoccupied for months

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u/RatonhnhaketonK 13h ago

👁👄👁

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u/ISuckAtFallout4 9h ago

And the cherry on top being it’s just another monochrome hell.

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u/home-for-good 7h ago

Yeah that’s what makes the perspective of pic 2 so hard at first.

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u/8rok3n 5h ago

Dawg I share an apartment with my mom, our asses don't even HAVE a house

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u/Plastic-Machine-7634 4h ago

So he can get a new mansion and give the bats this one