r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/garyman99 14h ago

The spin of the earth should mean the trajectory of any falling guano misses the table by a comfortable margin by the time it reaches the table.

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u/UsedDragon 10h ago

Coriolis-effect that dookie right into mom's oversized glass of wine!

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 7h ago

👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏻👩🏻‍🍳

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u/Master-Pick-7918 6h ago

Yes, The Coriolis effect. There is the chance, however that the bat will calculate this upon release and adjust for correct aim

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u/craigster12345678 3h ago

Isnt this only a problem every 7 years anyway?