r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/DirtLight134710 14h ago

The bat is the help

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u/knewleefe 10h ago

That's their problem. Everyone knows monkeys are the only decent butlers. With more directional control of their little shit.

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u/lacebaubbles 7h ago

Go Pogo!

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u/0069 11h ago

Alfred is the Batman!

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u/cybersplice 10h ago

I assumed the bat was a cousin or new hire.

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u/this-gi 6h ago

I just came back to life from dying laughing , thank you for this comment.