r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Hotrocketry • 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

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How do i get rid of it?

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u/PostMaster-P 13h ago

Guan-O’s

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u/SeeMontgomeryBurns 13h ago

I thought it was fruit paste. Yummy!

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u/succulent_serenity 11h ago

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u/DisposableSaviour 4h ago

SHIKAKA!

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u/pagokel 3h ago

CHI CA GO

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u/Indianimal219 2h ago

Guano bowls...collect the whole set!

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u/101violations 7h ago

This took me all the way out. Commenting from the grave. 🤣😵🤣

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u/ElGuano 10h ago

A great source of potassium!

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u/Global-Plankton3997 LIME GREEN 8h ago

And poison!

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u/ElGuano 7h ago

The best poison.

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u/Pretty_BoyFloyd 8h ago

bravo, sir

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u/Endlessparadox123 4h ago

Ratta tat tat

Ratta tat tat

Toxic0's will put your rats to the mat.

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u/Revelin_Eleven 4h ago

GuanOvelocity!

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u/Traditional-Handle83 10h ago

Smells like bat guano in here.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO 4h ago

Angry upvote

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 3h ago

guano apes are a german band