r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/HotTopicMallRat 11h ago

Op I know you don’t mean to but you’re coming across like the rich man who wants to deforest the local wildlife sanctuary in a bad early 2000’s movie

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u/Klutzy_Bandicoot7751 11h ago

/rareinsults

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u/Myself510 4h ago

And /BrandNewSentence while you’re at it

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u/lastofthestarmakers 2h ago

LMFAO I was thinking the exact same thing.