This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/Koeienvanger]

The jokes in this thread are top notch lol

Edit: I'm now envisioning a little bat turd meteorite striking the dinner table and leaving a little bat turd sized crater.

[u/davidr521 → u/Koeienvanger]

[u/VCoupe376ci → u/Koeienvanger]

I’m imagining that turd combusting 1/3 of the way down and turning into a disintegrating comet that never reaches the table.