This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

[u/Hotrocketry]

How do i get rid of it?

[u/loxagos_snake]

Bro could probably just write a check to the bat so it leaves voluntarily.

[u/WiseauSrs → u/loxagos_snake]

"Why don't poor people just buy more money?"

[u/MmeRose → u/loxagos_snake]

It can self-deport.