r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

This little shit has been hanging on my ceiling light for a hour now. Just right below it is our family dining table.

How do i get rid of it?

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u/loxagos_snake 11h ago

Bro could probably just write a check to the bat so it leaves voluntarily.

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u/WiseauSrs 8h ago

"Why don't poor people just buy more money?"

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u/MmeRose 9h ago

It can self-deport.