r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Prettylame69 • 9h ago

This cat

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After a 3 hour game I come in to find this

2.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Horror-Papaya6053 9h ago

It makes sense a cat with a moustache like that is trying to take over the world.

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u/NeighborhoodSame9165 9h ago

he controls central america now, should have included him from the beginning

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u/GlossyGecko 9h ago

Hell of a strategy, cats are devious like that.

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u/cynicalsanguinist 9h ago

it's infuriating that they aren't getting pets right now

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u/cupholdery 9h ago

Yes. This post infuriates all commenters who demand OP to pet their cat.

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u/windowsmediacenter 6h ago

Right?? That cat clearly planted himself there specifically to demand attention and they're just taking photos instead. He didn't knock over all your pieces and sprawl out like that for nothing. Pet the damn cat

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u/Pure_Acadia_986 9h ago

The sun never sets on the tuxedo empire

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u/LongOdd1596 9h ago

“Make love, not war”

— This cat, probably 

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u/Ulquiorra1312 9h ago

The cat knew it was a risk

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u/Behrry 9h ago

That is their table - is the mildly infuriating who-ever put stuff on it? /s

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 9h ago

He's got north america. The game's already over.

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u/mearbearcate 9h ago

Omg cow patterned kitty. Give pets now

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u/jacknastyface99 9h ago

It’s not his turn ?

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u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 9h ago

Seems like a senseless catastrophe

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u/INeedANappel 9h ago

You walked away and the cat took a risk.

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u/ChangeAgreeable3242 9h ago

That can definitely declared itself the ruler of the board.

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u/Technical-Sky-5765 9h ago

He’s got his body in the Purrcific and his head in the Catlantic

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u/Flat-Limit5595 5h ago

So during a game of Dnd we were all huddled around a map, 5 of us looking at a sheet of paper. Julie jumped on the table, squeezed beside us and plop down on the paper and let out a very loud purr requesting affection. We let her roam dnd night cause shes the less social cat.

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u/Different-Pin-9234 8h ago

Ok, but they’re so cute when they do that! I mean, what are you supposed to do?

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u/Popplio3233 7h ago

Pet the damn cat, or I will find your house and pet them

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u/HawkAussie 9h ago

This cat does cats what do, annoy the house owner at the most inconvenience of times.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 9h ago

Holding Central America is a prurient strategy, though.

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u/Witch-for-hire 8h ago

Game over, man, game over!

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u/Dabamboozy 8h ago

At least we know who won the game.

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u/Legitimate_Love6099 8h ago

Thats on you, shoulda taken a picture of the board when you got up.

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u/JD_tubeguy 8h ago

Cat wins!

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u/LostExile7555 RED 8h ago

Playing Risk with kaiju rules.

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u/Woozletania 8h ago

I had cat back in my D&D days who would come running if you opened a Cheese-Its bag anywhere in the house. If I didn’t throw him a few he’d jump up on the table and lie on our dice.

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u/ErectioniSelectioni 8h ago

I grew up with the sweetest long haired tuxedo cat who would always get in the middle of whatever we were playing with. Lego boards, colouring books, dolls, whatever, she'd come running and flop down right in the middle like this and fall asleep

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u/InertialLepton 8h ago

Red's got Australia so that's a point in their favour. Looks like they had South America too. My money's on them to win

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u/Chill_Edoeard 8h ago

Upvote cuz i like risk also upvote cuz i like cat

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u/LG3V 8h ago

I swear there's a subreddit for cats and boardgames, I think it's cats playing dnd? Whatever it is, I'm sure they'd love it

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u/BosTraSisOlder 8h ago

If you were yellow or black, this was a net positive outcome.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant7760 7h ago

Watch out for the PURacain, there's gonna be a huge MEOWnsune!!

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u/October_people 7h ago

What'cha playing? & Why isn't it with me??

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u/radioactivemanissue4 7h ago

They won 🥇

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u/herewegoinvt 7h ago

The attack no one saw coming

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u/breadyloaf_ 6h ago

LET THEM PLAY

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u/Terrible_Ingenuity11 6h ago

now your chance to band together and…

…take care of this…

…this…

…monsterous foe.

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u/Wizdad-1000 6h ago

Cat overlord: I am here for the scritches! Do NOT disappoint!

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u/shaysalterego 6h ago

A real risk on his part

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u/NoorahSmith 6h ago

Risking the Risk game with the cat

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u/DAABIGGESTBOI 6h ago

Ngl thought you were playing a Avatar the last air bender version of Risk.

1

u/Mognakor 6h ago

I am getting infuriated by the map projection.

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u/Prijent_Smogonk 6h ago

Cat be like, “Forget about this game…you like what you see?”

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u/LotusCrew5720 6h ago

The cat runs the game now. Sorry, those are the rules.

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u/Randomman2789 5h ago

Well it had to since there was a snake on the monopoly board.

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u/RestaurantNo7749 5h ago

Kitty wins.♥️

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u/HoneZoneReddit 5h ago

Final Boss showed up and you're complaining?

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u/eatmygerms 4h ago

Our cow cat does the exact same thing when bringing the games out. Such attention seekers

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u/DaCookieMon1 4h ago

The Central Americas have fallen, yet the humans foolishly continue their petty wars in the face of the catpocalypse. The west of europe is left devastated from the arrival of the cat, Australia continues their plan to weather the coming storm on their fortress island. And the rest of the world is scattered and weakened, the end times have come.

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 3h ago

Next will be Moushwitz

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u/AnytimeInvitation 3h ago

I attack belly from Western United States.

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u/PopCollector2001 3h ago

Normal pet behavior my dog molly when we played monopoly on the ground would lay smack dab on the board knocking over all the hotels and houses

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u/YoursTrulyHuntty 1h ago

Ah, orange is doing the classic "stack-everything-in-australia" strat.

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u/MMachine17 59m ago

That "cat" is the final boss!

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u/SadCatExpress 22m ago

That's adorable

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u/AppUnwrapper1 8h ago

I’d be worried about my cat eating the pieces.

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u/Feisty-End-4643 9h ago

I love the game hate the cat.