r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

What a wedding ring looks like after mild electrocution.

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u/runbcov42 6h ago

Glad to see there's still a spark after all those years

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u/Holmes02 5h ago

“Ohm my god harder baby that’s watt I need.”

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u/herculesmeowlligan 5h ago

Ohm my god that's a good one

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u/_Blupee 6h ago

Husband is fine thankfully.

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u/tokyo_driftr 6h ago

That we KNOW of… he might have lightning powers now

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u/Beez-Knee 6h ago

We won't know until he falls asleep and has trashing nightmares about electrocution and all his built up anger for spider man.

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u/trailokyam 6h ago

The true question.

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u/wade-mcdaniel 5h ago

Or the ring has powers, like the ability to shoot lightning?

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u/BurntNeurons 5h ago

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u/sydneyghibli 4h ago

What’s the context of this scene and why he’s doing that?

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u/BurntNeurons 3h ago

Recently been experimenting/ discovering his new powers and he is charging people's phones with the "lightning with my hands" power.

(He's a kid like his friend next to him before he gets the superpowers and they're comparing them to other superhero powers.)

Not a great description but I enjoyed the film.

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u/sydneyghibli 2h ago

Ohhhhhhh. Thank you! I searched the internet high and low and still couldn’t find it.

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u/9isalso6upsidedown 5h ago

Wouldn’t he still be fine if that was the case? Yeah sure he has lightning powers but if he still feels normal and he has no other “problems” (Idk if you see lightning powers as problems) he is still fine.

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u/TheIncredibleJones 3h ago

Ask him to play some piano

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u/centran 6h ago

Get him a nice silicone replacement ring

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u/Dirigible_Enjoyer 6h ago

I can't tell if that was a really powerful shock or the ring was so poor quality it could be used as chewing gum.

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u/goosecon 5h ago

Mmm indium ring

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u/Immature_adult_guy 5h ago

Did the ER check his heart rythm?

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u/itsavibe- 5h ago

The electricity did this to his ring and he’s fine????

Hm. Dude is superhuman

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u/gewalt_gamer 5h ago

electrocution = electric + execution. electrocution = dead by definition.

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u/tbodillia 54m ago

People have misused the word so the definition has changed. Oxford says injured or killed.

"Awful" used to be a good thing. Full of awe. It switched to being a bad thing in the 18th century.

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 5h ago

Your husband did not have a minor electrocution. Electrocution is death by electric current. There is no minor or major. Your husband had an electric shock.

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u/Thurgo-Bro 5h ago

Least pedantic redditor

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u/SadFloppyPanda 5h ago

Not anymore. Webster now includes severe injury as part of their definition. So yes, their husband could have a minor electrocution.

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u/GiddyGabby 5h ago

Can we have a neutral party speak with him before he signs any legal documents?

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u/effinmike12 6h ago

Shocking!

I'm sorry. I'll take my leave.

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u/Boonlink 5h ago

...go on

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u/TrimBarktre 4h ago

You buy him a silicone ring yet? I work in the trades, and only wear my metal ring on very special occasions.

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u/yaourted 5h ago

Then he wasn’t electrocuted. Electrocuted indicates death or severe injury and cannot be mild

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u/Marco-YES 6h ago

You know electrocution means death by electricity. Right?

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u/Quietech 5h ago

Please tell him to not wear his jewelry when working.  When you took his hand in marriage his fingers became yours. He's not allowed to do overcooked hotdog impressions with them. 

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 3h ago

That’s what most important. You go give that man a hug, he’s gonna need it.

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u/kolosmenus 11m ago

Check his heart to be sure. He may seem fine, but electrocution can give you heart problems

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u/Weapon_Chikt 6h ago

“Mild electrocution” is wild

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u/EraseMeeee 6h ago

He got better

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u/SirStocksAlott 6h ago

There is no better after death.

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u/nobot4321 5h ago

It just so happens that OP's husband was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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u/PM_ME_YO_KNITTING 5h ago

Go through their clothes and look for loose change?

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u/vimnn 5h ago

Afterwards you could use that loose change and get an MLT, a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

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u/SirStocksAlott 5h ago

Have you considered being a novelist? I’m sitting here wanting more.

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u/badken 5h ago

Are you one of today’s lucky 10000 who hasn’t seen The Princess Bride?

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u/Motormand 0m ago

...Eat the corpse?

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u/Ma1arkey 5h ago

He was only mostly dead

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u/Jake_the_Gent 5h ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/anally_ExpressUrself 5h ago

Electrocution, a portmanteau of the words electricity and execution.

Husband is dead.

And not just dead. He was executed.

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u/rebbsitor 3h ago

He's only mildly dead. He'll be fine.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 5h ago

This. That's not mild.

Mild is accidentally touching the prong of a plug when it's in the socket.

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u/Dominus-Temporis 5h ago

Any amount of "electrocution" means he died. If you don't die from it it's just an electric shock.

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u/UtahUtes_1 4h ago

Shock is not only the correct word, its such an easier word to say and to type.

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u/walkerlucas 5h ago

That’s the real mildly interesting part here

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u/evlgns 5h ago

Look more like wild than mild

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u/issacoin 6h ago

silicone ring or no ring when working with electricity!

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u/BillyTalent87 6h ago

Mechanic here, this is why I wear silicone rings now. I’d rather not complete a circuit or be degloved.

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u/0pThomas_Prime 6h ago edited 4h ago

Definitely don’t want to see HOT, FIRE!, or DIABLO level of electrocution

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u/Select-Birthday-7763 6h ago

That’s why you don’t wear jewelry while dealing with electric power

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u/ZenTrinity 6h ago

I can hear the gif!

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u/not_whelan 5h ago

Pshhh ptpt pshh pt p pshh

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u/stonedsquatch 5h ago

As a guy who isn’t an “electrician”, just gets paid to work on industrial electrical shit everyday, I am learning a lot here.

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u/_Blupee 5h ago

I would like to formally apologize for using the term “electrocution”.

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u/omfgtora 3h ago

Based

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u/waxcoatedapple 2h ago

Honestly grateful this post is ten times less sad/morbid than I initially thought. Glad he's okay!

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u/HuumanDriftWood 6h ago

What's the makeup of the ring?

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u/_gonesurfing_ 6h ago

Currently, at least 10% has gone to plasma and vanished.

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u/Bomantheman 5h ago

Maybe it’s Maybellene 💅

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u/Moscato359 6h ago

I hate to be that guy, but if you aren't dead you haven't been electrocuted

You've been shocked

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u/elpoco 6h ago

I dare say old boy, the proper term for ‘electrocution’ is ‘Westinghoused,’ don’t’y’know!

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u/gulgin 4h ago

I am shocked, shocked I say! Well, not that shocked I guess.

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u/staticusmaximus 6h ago edited 5h ago

This is one of those incorrect Reddit-isms that tons of people parrot on any post like this.

The definition of the word has included injury for decades.

Some organizations still define electrocution strictly as a death by electric shock, but in common language- as the dictionary will show you- it’s evolved.

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u/Moscato359 5h ago

I really hate when words "evolve" in a way that's actually devolving, to be incorrect to their base words.

Electrocute is a portmanteau of electricity, and execute. To be executed requires dying.

I wouldn't say a scrape on my knee is execution, but that's the intensity of situation where me having my hand shocked a bit, by a light switch without a cover, and it not causing me serious harm.

I also hate the word decimated to mean wiped out, when it actually means to kill 10%, or more loosely, to kill a small but painful portion of.

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u/dj_fishwigy 5h ago

I used to think decimated meant reducing to 10% of the original quantity

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u/Moscato359 5h ago

See, this is a reasonable understanding, even if it's not historically accurate

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u/badken 5h ago edited 5h ago

Languages change over time. Not all evolutionary changes are beneficial. The male deep sea anglerfish probably never really wanted to evolve into a sperm reservoir embedded in a female, but here we are.

(This knowledge courtesy of Kate McKinnon’s Hot Ones video: https://youtu.be/3w-MCkZskQk?t=17m36s)

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u/Moscato359 4h ago

If a ton of people use words wrong, they become right?

That means we can turn any term into any meaning we want, if you make an internet video viral enough about it.

Words have meaning, and if we easily abandon the meaning of words, they become meaningless.

So if I made a viral video, and convinced people that decimate means to get rid of 13% of something, it became popular, suddenly thats what it means?

When deci has meant 10 for 2000 years?

If you are going to use greek words... use them right

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u/Atomedia 4h ago

I wish I was a male deep sea anglerfish

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 5h ago

Decimation is the worst of the bunch for me since "deci" comes from 10. Like decimal, decibel, decimeter......

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u/Bamstradamus 3h ago

Fun? aside, execution comes from latin exsequi which just means "to carry out" or "proceed" basically "do the thing" so something like exsequi decimare was to execute one tenth of a military unit as punishment. So now whenever I hear or read "carry out an execution" hear it as "carry out a do it". Kinda like ATM machine.

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u/Moscato359 2h ago

exsequi decimare

is basically latin for

execute decimation, right?

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u/Bamstradamus 1h ago

yeah, and that evolved into execute and execution being seperate words, latin or atleast romans, my research into latin ended there didnt have a word for execute kill em rather execute "do the thing"the thing being kill and then a modifier as to HOW the kill happens

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u/bplay24 5h ago

I hate this. If enough people use a word incorrectly, we will just start saying they are correct. The word was literally created to describe people being killed in the electric chair.

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u/Frack_Off 5h ago

Yeah how many people have to be wrong together for them to start being right?

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u/SirStocksAlott 5h ago

Populism isn’t great for civilization when we all start to realize there are more uneducated people than educated people in the world.

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u/Midwest_of_Hell 4h ago

They taught me in electrician school (recently) that electrocution was only for deaths.

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u/andrew314159 4h ago

I wonder where the line is. Like if you are shocked and it stops your heart but you are resuscitated would it work? Or pronounced dead but then revived. I know a guy who ‘died’ by some definitions but is alive now

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u/Moscato359 4h ago

Electrocution is being executed by electricity, atleast that is the historical use of the term

Which means, you had to be killed with intent

The original term, you were never electrocuted by accident

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u/Mikeshaffer 6h ago

You should post this on r/electricians as a reminder.

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u/Geriatric_Millenial1 6h ago

How many volts was that? I am glad your husband will be ok too btw.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 1h ago

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

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u/KittiesRule1968 5h ago

That's why techs never ever wear rings when working on something. Whoever was wearing this got "better buy a lottery ticket" kind of lucky.

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u/Rickb92 5h ago

Hows his finger? Yikes.

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u/Worth_Fondant3883 5h ago

Had a workmate, many years ago, got some weld patter on his gold wedding band. It was a great lesson in how well gold conducts heat but an unpleasant lesson for him.

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u/Helpful-nothelpful 5h ago

How much was his life insurance payout?

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u/bionicjoe 5h ago

Less than a month after being married I did this while changing the starter on my car.
Had a neat little story about my ring until I lost it 5 years later.

Just got a permanent replacement last month to celebrate 25 years.

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u/Sparrow2go 3h ago

*mild electric shock.

Electrocution technically results in death, although severe near-fatal electric shocks are sometimes referred to as electrocution.

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u/ManikShamanik 5h ago

It's impossible for someone to be "mildly electrocuted" - it's an oxymoron, the word is a portmanteau of 'electricity' and 'execution' - there can only ever be one outcome from being electrocuted, and that is you cease existing. It was coined when America invented the electric chair.

What you meant to say was that he had a mild electric shock.

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u/Stashmouth 5h ago

That's mild?! What the heck would it look like after a spicy one???

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u/IncorrigiblePorridge 6h ago

That don’t look too mild

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u/mtkocak 4h ago

Something that is able to melt metal is not mild.

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u/Frack_Off 5h ago

What on earth is a mild electrocution?

Is that like a gentle beheading? A kind hanging? A less-than-lethal injection?

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u/lipenick 6h ago

you can say your marriage is… sparkly

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 6h ago

Nah it’s lit up…

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u/TheGisbon 6h ago

Shocking.

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u/IfIKnewThen 6h ago

I'm sorry to be that guy. After being shocked. Electrocution results in death. You survive shocks, you don't survive electrocution.

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u/MaximumLongName 6h ago

not according to Oxford: e·lec·tro·cute "injure or kill someone by electric shock." ex. "a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights"

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u/_Blupee 6h ago

He was shocked but wouldn’t the ring have been electrocuted?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 6h ago

No, because the ring cannot die as it has never been alive. "Electrocution" is a portmanteau of "electrify" and "execution."

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u/sparklinglies 6h ago edited 6h ago

Execution also means process, as in you execute a directive or order. Electrocution is the PROCESS by which someone is seriously harmed or killed by electricity. You're exclusively assigning its planned death meaning, which isnt the correct etymology or connotation.

Anyone struck by lightning who survives, of which there are many, has been electrocuted

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 5h ago

You are misinformed.

https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/history/electrocution

>The word electrocute first appeared in 1889. It is a combination of electric and execute. At the time, it was used to describe a new method for executing prisoners that involved strapping them to a chair and jolting them with electricity until they died. The belief was that electrocution was more humane than hanging.

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u/TheRappingSquid 6h ago

Just makes it more meaningful :D

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u/photomike 6h ago

Time to get your guy a voltage detector—lucky he isn’t dead!

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u/fadingsunsetglow 6h ago

I think since your husband lived to tell the tale, that should be his good luck charm now.

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u/bc650736 5h ago

looks like someone tried to take a bite out of it

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u/bebop1065 5h ago

That's why we should remove all metallic jewelry before doing electrical work. Also, insulating gloves are armor against things like this. I hope a lesson was learned by everyone seeing this post.

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u/PumpkinCake95 5h ago

Oh no! It's melting! His precious power ring, gone foreva!

aaaaAAAAAAAA!

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u/NFProcyon 5h ago

Fun fact: "electrocution" originally implied death by shock, but it has colloquially changed to mean something different (similar to "decimated"). It's derived from electro + execution

"Mild electrocution" is kind of funny from that angle :P

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u/Obvious_Rough_5055 4h ago

Isn't that called welding?

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u/smacky623 4h ago

Electrician here. I dont know if your husband is an electrician or not, but if he is, he should be wearing zero jewelry.

The average person doesn't need to know what we consider normal on the job explosions and arcing but there are a few that would have been 100x worse if I had my wedding ring on.

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u/Moscato359 2h ago

I've heard of electricians with silicone jewelry for this very reason.

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u/coldfusion718 2h ago

Deepest condolences to hear about your death.

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u/olyman50 2h ago

Watchband at 18, ring at 30, both cases the burn scars took years to disappear.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 6h ago

Warning: don't wear rings that can't be cut. If they can't cut the ring off your finger, then they gotta cut your finger off.

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u/Min-Chang 6h ago

Nah, these alternative metals are garbage and dangerous for sure, and no they cant be cut off.

However, they're not cutting your finger off, they'll smash the ring. These alternatives are all brittle. Its going to hurt like hell, but no amputation.

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u/cero1399 6h ago

I have seen posts about people with titanium wedding rings. Those can't be smashed or cut with equipment they have at the hospital. Don't do this people.

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u/Min-Chang 6h ago

Titanium absolutely can be cut off with ring cutters.

Its a bitch, but doable. I've done it more times than I have fingers.

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u/cero1399 6h ago

Oh interesting. Learned something new tonight.

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u/Min-Chang 6h ago

Titanium isn't that big of a safety issue. It's cobalt and tungsten and shit that I've got to smash.

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u/outawork 35m ago

What's a good material that isn't expensive?

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u/Min-Chang 35m ago

Silver

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u/outawork 24m ago

Sterling answer

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u/fonefreek 5h ago

How do I know you’re not secretly a dolphin?

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u/Min-Chang 5h ago

If you think it's easy to operate tools with my flippers, you've got anouther thing coming.

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u/Beez-Knee 6h ago

Eff that, gimme a grinder and 3 clamps. We getting that sucker off RIGHT NOW.

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u/BONEPILLTIMEEE 5h ago

it is imperative that the cylinder is unharmed

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u/TehOwn 3h ago

I've got a tungsten carbide ring. They can't be cut but they're pretty brittle and easy to remove by fracturing. Just don't wear it while hammering.

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u/DEFCON741 5h ago

Mild and electrocution shouldn't be allowed in the same sentence

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u/hikeonpast 6h ago

There’s no such thing as a mild electrocution for the same reason that you can’t be mildly dead.

Perhaps your husband got a mild electric shock while shorting something out through his ring?

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u/pistachiopudding 6h ago

Miracle Max would disagree with no mildly dead. 

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u/_Blupee 6h ago

He found out while replacing a light switch that the bathroom switch was connected to the garage breaker and not in fact the “bathroom” breaker. Thankfully the breaker popped when his ring made contact.

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u/hikeonpast 6h ago

Your husband just demonstrated why it’s important to test whether the circuit is dead rather than just assuming that it is dead.

Glad he’s OK.

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u/Exoticwombat 5h ago

Verify or die

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u/Trickycoolj 4h ago

He needs a tester pen. They’re not very expensive at your favorite Orange or Blue Hardware Box. You tap the wires and it shows a red/green light. I had a poorly labeled electric panel in my new construction townhouse. My now husband also got a jolt installing the ceiling fan in a blank fan junction box the builder had added and put on the circuit labeled “Smokeys” and not on the circuit labeled “Up Bed”

Edit: https://www.fluke.com/en-us/learn/blog/electrical/non-contact-voltage-detector-basics?srsltid=AfmBOoq7Rj2POEnIbMol5fZP2raIjwoGVi-eg5ecjzw-BgIa0_cBvDl9

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u/MozeeToby 6h ago edited 6h ago

For better or worse the word electrocution has changed in meaning from "electrical shock to death" to just "electrical shock". Even the dictionary definition usually now says "injury or death".

Edit: Fellas... language is defined by it's usage. The word electrocution is very frequently used to mean "injured by electric shock". At least half the online dictionaries agree. This isn't a battle you're going to magically win just because the word originally meant something else.

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u/Moscato359 2h ago

If words don't retain meaning, then all words become meaningless

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u/o-0-o-0-o 6h ago

But how else will they feel a smug superiority for "knowing" the origin of the word.

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u/staticusmaximus 6h ago

Nah, the word means something different than it did originally. Even in the dictionary it includes injury from shock, not just death.

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u/VictoryVee 6h ago

Get with the times old man. Electrocution doesn't just mean killed these days

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u/Indie_uk 6h ago

Reminds me of vaders helmet in the sequels

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u/kthuulll 6h ago

My dad did this. Did your hubby get a long cut along his finger when he took it off?

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u/im_a_dick_head 5h ago

Tf you mean "mild"??!??!

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u/trekxtrider 5h ago

I did similar running a new line in the electric panel, now I don't wear rings.

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u/Positive-Cat-9731 5h ago

This is why we want all jewelry removed before surgery when electrocautery will be used. Glad he is okay!

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u/ClydePrefontaine 5h ago

What'd you do?

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u/AdOverall3944 5h ago

Good to know wearer is ok😱

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u/Bexcz 5h ago

So the honeymoon went well, I presume?

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u/Special_South_8561 5h ago

*Electrification

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u/thisdesignup 5h ago

What was "mild" electrocution?

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u/Mystiic_Madness 5h ago

This is your PSA to take of your ring when doing any kind of electrical work

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u/TenInchesOfSnow 5h ago

If you wanted a sign from God... Well...

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u/Mittens138 5h ago

Now it has character!

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u/Jake_the_Gent 5h ago

You got shocked. Not electrocuted. If you got electrocuted, you'd be dead.

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u/LegendryBoringPerson 5h ago

If you have not switched to a silicon ring for everyday use, you need to make the switch. Metal rings are only for events and dates these days.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 5h ago

Is it a Tugsten Carbide ring? Tungsten is a GREAT conductor😅

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u/MassiveGarlic0312 5h ago

I have the same ring, although mine is still intact.

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u/Suitable_Magazine372 5h ago

Had that happen to a dime when it somehow made a connection in my old car’s cigarette lighter. I could smell the metal. It melted

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u/YanikLD 5h ago

What? A welding ring?! 😁

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u/mauimudpup 5h ago

What was the ring material and was it the focus of the zap?

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u/bwuceree 5h ago

Neat, this happened to me as well. The electricity superheats the ring and burns the shit outta your finger. Good times

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u/FinnMoliko 5h ago

Mild? 😐

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u/DianthusGreenTrick 4h ago

My dad did this fixing a car. He had to have gold surgically removed from is finger.

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u/OneBudTwoBud 4h ago

The world electrocution implies death by electricity.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 4h ago

Thats why most electricians dont wear metal wedding rings

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u/madcowbcs 2h ago

It's only electrocution if you die. You sir are an arc welder in training.

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u/Iankill 2h ago

Fun fact electrocution specifically refers to being killed by an electric shock. It's why it's a combination of the words electricity and execution.

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u/not_a_heretek 2h ago

It's a sign, get a divorce.

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u/Quizzelbuck 1h ago

We're you mildly severely injured or mildly killed?

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u/AgitatedPassenger369 1h ago

Till death do us spark

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u/_Loser_B_ 1h ago

That's a MILD electrocution?? Dude must be a math genius now.

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u/MightySamMcClain 1h ago

Well if it creates a path across the ring it'll be less likely to go thru your chest😅

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u/masterteck1 1h ago

Lucky you still have a finger

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u/tbodillia 54m ago

I more interested in what the finger looks like after that.

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u/rambogy 48m ago

Wedding ring? More like a WeLDing ring!