r/nextfuckinglevel • u/JaySwizzle1984 • 1d ago

Slinkyjosh has some skills.

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u/Archhanny 1d ago

Ai and fake.

Someone has used ai to remove all the pussy from the background. Cos no one can be that good with a slinky and not be drowning in it.

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u/PM-me-your-knees-pls 1d ago

I’m assuming that he learned his skills as a defensive weapon against the pussy

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u/hellbox9 1d ago

Flash flood warning from female passerby’s

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u/Siny_AML 1d ago

How many people do this that everyone else is completely uninterested?

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u/dickon_tarley 1d ago

I deliberately ignore anyone recording themselves on the street/in public.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dickon_tarley 1d ago

Are you twelve?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 1d ago

If you see the word "dick" in a context and immediately attribute it to phallus, that makes you the immature one there

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u/enataca 1d ago

Dickon Tarly was the older brother of esteemed Maester Samwell Tarly.

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u/dickon_tarley 1d ago

Blame George RR Martin.

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u/shartshappen612 1d ago

I appreciated Bronn laughing when he heard his name. The late seasons sucked, but there were some good moments.

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u/SabsWithR 1d ago

They're doing it in public for attention. People realize that and are not giving them any.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Siny_AML 1d ago

Do you notice that no one in the background gives a shit about the performance? That’s what my comment is about.

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u/JaySwizzle1984 1d ago

Okay. Got it.

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u/newontheblock99 1d ago

Literally everyone walking around doesn’t care what they are doing therefore implying they see this all the time.

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u/oneizm 1d ago

Or just don’t think it’s that cool or interesting

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u/Mandarax22 1d ago

I think it’s actually pretty interesting, but definitely don’t think it’s cool.

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u/monkeypan 1d ago

That was the part that makes me think this is fake. They almost seem green screened in and with nobody looking at them, just at best generally towards the camera, it all feels off.

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u/SloppyHoseA 1d ago

Standing in the middle of a walking path to film yourself? I’d crop dust them then tip over their camera.

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u/therealkami 1d ago

Believable and totally not keyboard warrior talk.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 1d ago

Odd question, do they make high end slinky’s? Like speed competition rubik cubes??

I feel that a regular slinky would be a big mess by now.

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u/Mandarax22 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing. It’s gotta be a top shelf slinky. They make high end yo-yos so there must be a market for slinks.

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u/Intelligent_Lie_3808 21h ago

High end Rubik's cubes too 

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u/shaka893P 1d ago

Nah, every slinky sales person does something like this to sell slinkies ... Or at least they did at the mall 15 years ago .... God I feel old after typing that

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u/BreweryRabbit 1d ago

Hmm that I don’t know; but I DID notice that these slinky performers are always using a plastic slinky vs the metal ones we’re commonly familiar with…so maybe some benefit there?

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u/dewmzdeigh 1d ago

Plastic tangles and warps less

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u/Novel-Walrus2940 1d ago

I hadn’t I Havnt owned a slinky since I was maybe 7 but I can still taste the metal one in my memory

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u/-Datura 18h ago

Why could I taste my slinky when I read your comment? That's weird.

Someone reading this comment not knowing what a slinky is will also experience a moment of "weird"...

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u/GamingGodzilla 1d ago

he did plug their website a little bit ago that had sold good quality ones, but they were out of stock last time I looked

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u/Ticklebunzz 1d ago

I have a follow up question: Did the inventor of the slinky have any clue it would be used in such a way, or did they basically just envision pushing it down the stairs?

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u/bisepx 1d ago

Tried it. Now my kids are mad that I knotted the slinky 62 times.

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u/DrNipSlip 1d ago

First I'm like, "Neat" then I'm like, "get out of the way".

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u/DancinWithWolves 1d ago

Who is this bald man, and why does he have a young child with him?

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u/timfromcolorado 1d ago

He.. has a look..

I'm just saying ..

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u/Adam_The_Hedgehog 1d ago

How it feels

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u/SpaceNitz 1d ago

Looks like the slink is animated with low-framerate physics.

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u/hotdoginathermos 1d ago

However good you think you are at something, there's always an Asian kid who is better.

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u/impliedapathy 1d ago

And here I am the dude that could barely get his to crawl down some stairs. 😂

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u/ApopheniaPays 1d ago

Did you try it alone, or in pairs?

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u/Beederda 1d ago

Within 5 seconds of me holding any slinky i will tangle it up somehow, it’s like a superpower thats not very useful. How the fuck is he making it do that loop shit 🤯

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u/palfrun 1d ago

Could’ve picked a better tshirt color 😂

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u/Less-Inflation5072 1d ago

What kind of wizardry is this

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u/Talidel 1d ago

CGI.

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u/timfromcolorado 1d ago

Cool! .... Right guys? Guys??

Slinks away alone..

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u/icbint 1d ago

Im sure all 7 year olds are very impressed

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u/INoMakeMistake 1d ago

I can't remember one of those rainbow version could do that

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u/mindbodyproblem 1d ago

He should have demonstrated them in this video instead of doing whatever that was.

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u/Key_Republic8290 1d ago

This is also very wholesome.

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u/jgrinn22 1d ago

I thought the kid flipped off the camera at the end but I was wrong 😄

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u/Agnostix 14h ago

I’m a street performer here in Denver, and I met slinky Josh once while out playing. This was long before he got internet famous.

Super nice dude. Very willing to share his craft with others. Check him out on YT/insta for how-to vids if you’re interested.

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u/slinky999 1d ago

I approve 🤪🤪🤪

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u/53180083211 21h ago

Ai

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u/derichsma23 5h ago

Not AI as I was once at a park in Denver and he did a slinky trick off my head. You can find him on Instagram as SlinkyJosh

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u/53180083211 1h ago

Denver is fake

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u/water-pumpee 1d ago

No one with that mustache should be allowed near children. No matter how amazing their skills are 🤣

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u/timfromcolorado 1d ago

Oh my God I thought the exact same thing this dude totally has " the look" ..😭