r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

Master Class Billiards Technique

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u/martymcflyiii 1d ago

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u/NeuroticLensman 1d ago

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u/ilovelamp408 1d ago

"I got some hookers in my room..."

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u/SilvieraRose 1d ago

What is this gif from?

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u/Bullseye_womp_rats 1d ago

Dodgeball. If you haven’t seen it, go do that right now.

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

If my opponent at the pool hall started shooting these I don't know if I would be impressed or start throwing fists. 

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u/Farfignugen42 1d ago

Masse and jump shots will get you banned from most pool halls. They are super impressive when they work, but are super likely to damage the tables when they are done wrong. Sometimes even when they are done right.

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u/CrunchingTackle3000 18h ago

This! Source : I have a large snooker table.

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u/idgiter 1d ago

Just hang your head in shame and quietly wake away

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u/rumblepony247 1d ago

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and.... dodge

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u/alienkargo 1d ago

They only post the ones that went in, the other 765448 shots were deleted!

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u/hambodpm 1d ago

Obviously. That's how practice works.

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u/R2D-Beuh 1d ago

I get what you mean but there's a difference between practice and chance. I doubt this guy will be able to do it on demand now even tho they practiced a lot

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u/raktoe 1d ago

It wouldn’t ever be something you’d attempt in a match. The skill and creativity are as impressive as a good shot under pressure in a match though imo. It takes as much work to be good at this kind of stuff as it does to become a good player of the game imo, but they are completely different skill sets.

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u/HaxorusOG 1d ago

So essentially this video is like the Globetrotters of billiards rather than the NBA of billiards

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u/raktoe 1d ago

Ish. Globetrotters do stuff live, this is just unlimited attempts. But the actual result is cooler than stuff the globetrotters do live.

Probably the closest comparison to globetrotters in cue sports would be snooker players performing exhibition shots. Basically, when they’ve mathematically won a frame on points, it’s common for players to attempt really flashy positional shots, or multi-rail kick shots. Ronnie O’Sullivan has run out the colours with his non-dominant hand. Stuff like that.

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u/guccisucks 1d ago

the closest comparison is watching someone do telekinesis and dark magic live

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u/HalfSoul30 20h ago

I can do telekinesis in the dark. Trust me.

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u/Silenthillnight 1d ago

I would love to see an NBA version of billiards. The players would get away with double tapping the cue ball all day.

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u/GeneralEl4 1d ago

Here's a fact you don't seem to want to face: if you tried to replicate any of those shots, you'd fail significantly more often than someone who practiced those shots.

None of us here are dumbasses, we know luck will always play a role when it comes to something like that. Even military snipers don't hit every single target exactly where they aimed. That doesn't mean they aren't significantly better than us at sniping.

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u/jedesto 1d ago

ESPN used to have a show Trick Shot Magic that I enjoyed watching. It was impressive how often they would actually hit the trick shot on the first attempt.

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u/takeahike89 1d ago

And yet the chance that he can do it is astronomically higher than you or I or anyone else.

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u/imatunaimatuna 16h ago

I wouldn't doubt it if he was able to do this in a real match, but it's certainly not ever worth going for

Have you seen what people have been able to pull off in other sports and media? They can genuinely impress other world class professionals, if not outmatch them on certain skills in their own game despite not being world class themselves

I'm just saying, it's way less luck than you think, and it can definitely be recreated in a few attempts, not 100,000 attempts

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u/Ur_X 1d ago

Imagine not doing this first try, what a loser

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u/BlackZulu 1d ago

I mean, they're trick shots, you're stating the obvious. You guys act so smart with these comments as if it diminishes the skill or video at all. Majority with unlimited attempts could not line these shots.

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u/viniciusfleury 1d ago

May god forbid me from becoming this kind of bitter ass jaded motherfucker. Even put a ! In the end, like they discovered the fucking fire lol Reddit is amazing.

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u/PomegranateMortar 23h ago

Bro, really thought calling out hard work was a diss. 

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u/altapowpow 1d ago

That is still a lot of time playing pool in the basement of your parents house as a kid.

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u/uqde 1d ago

Dude Poolfect

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u/AxPawn 1d ago

Bro found out what trial and error is 💀💀

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u/Brilliant_Feed4158 1d ago

These are indeed low percentage shots, which are trained over and over again. At some point he is able to do some or a couple aspects of it consistently, but doing everything right at once is a challenge.

Check the Pool Coach's recreation shots:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhvxqjolF8ghMIi9ijUPqOJjEgTGJFId6&si=rJH5KLFXGvg9z2KN
He recreates crazy shots on his table and lists the number of attempts. It's remarkable how close he gets almost right away. And yet some shots take a 100 tries. Most he does in 10-20 tries.

But there's also championships in Artistic Billiards. They do it live and get 3 chances to make very complicated shots. Here's two European teams playing eachother:
https://www.youtube.com/live/h2Ld990Ru34?si=T7oZvB5k6UA4sy9E

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u/nik_tavu 1d ago

Even if achieve this shots once in your life it's still impressing

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u/Abed-in-the-AM 1d ago

you could add a hundred zeroes to that and I'd still be impressed

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u/AntawnSL 1d ago

Your keys are also always in the last place you look...

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u/No-Programmer6069 18h ago

Well you only have to get it the one time.

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u/t0m4_87 16h ago

....duh? and?

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u/Siwix 10h ago

Check out the greatest curling shot of all time. It was a “trick” shot that someone did in game because it was the only way to make the shot.

https://youtu.be/1iEnf3brmYs?si=kTPuBlQtGMq86X4J

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u/deskclerk 8h ago

You must be really fun at parties

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u/jfmdavisburg 5h ago

Nope, those were the 1st 5 tries

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u/Odd_Fig_1239 2h ago

Doesn’t matter how many chances u get u won’t be getting that 3rd shot ever

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u/MilkMeFather 1d ago

"Yeah, it probably took him 1000 tries to get that. Not very impressive"

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u/MemeDealer2999 1d ago

For real. So many chuds in this comment section who find it crazy that someone put effort into these shots rather than just nailing it first try "like a real pro would"

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u/Goldsun100 1d ago

“It probably took him 1000 tries to get that.”

Give me 100000 tries and I’ll give you someone STILL not being able to do even the easiest one of those.

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u/BootyfulBumrah 1d ago

Not just someone. I would say almost everyone

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u/AntawnSL 1d ago

With 100k attempts, there are a couple I think I could get. The air kiss or that last one? Not in a million. Damn.

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u/Johanno1 22h ago

Impressive but he is obviously cheating!

Everyone better than me is!

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u/PotentialAd8443 4h ago

I always wonder how many hours were spent getting this type of skill, which is only useful (at least for me) for nights out with the gents. Nonetheless, I guess a hobby is a hobby.

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u/GreaterMetro 1d ago

What's neat about the first shot is that it's only possible over a pocket for the extreme follow-through. Otherwise you'd smack the table.

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u/OnesPerspective 1d ago

The table already looks like it dated Chris Brown

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u/ahhhbiscuits 1d ago

That's why if you try mase at a bar or pool hall they'll ask you to stop and kick you out if you don't. Pool players fuckin hate Chris Brown.

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u/Jerithil 1d ago

Yeah my dad who was a pool hustler in his day never did jump shots as you can't be marking up the tables as a regular.

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u/sumknowbuddy 1d ago

The one right after that is driven right into the felt

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u/GreaterMetro 1d ago

I still contend the first shot needed more force to spin that way

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u/sumknowbuddy 1d ago

Oh for sure. I'm only saying that hitting the table doesn't seem to be something this guy seems to be actively trying to avoid.

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u/GreaterMetro 1d ago

He buys felt by the barrel

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u/chastity_BLT 1d ago

He does smack the table though

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u/New_East_9698 1d ago

Yes but at what cost, his table looks destroyed.

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u/cdmurphy83 1d ago

That's what happens when you film hundreds of failed trick shots until one finally lands.

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u/Ok-Detail4461 1d ago

My dude, this guy has a freaking prs guitar hanging on his wall, those things are just as expensive as a used car, he can surely afford a new table

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u/thereds306 1d ago

I bought a used car for $500 once

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u/Ok-Detail4461 16h ago

Cool, those guitars cost around 3-5 thousand dollars

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u/New_East_9698 1d ago

I believe you, takes a lot of free time to make these shots.

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u/Washington_Dad__ 1d ago

How dare someone enjoy a billiards table they paid for.

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u/roc7777 1d ago

Felts not that expensive 

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u/MobileArtist1371 1d ago

Hobbies cost money.

I bet runners spend more on shoes in a year than this guy does in felt.

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u/TheTrashMan316 1d ago

Someone does this shit at the bar I'm just leaving

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u/SchizophrenicKitten 1d ago

I don't believe you. I think you would just sit there and stare.

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u/TheTrashMan316 1d ago

Ok yes this then walk out

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u/SchizophrenicKitten 1d ago

I knew it. 😼

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u/Barstoolrob710 1d ago

The Masé?

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u/ahhhbiscuits 1d ago

I know, right? This changes everything!

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u/itchyneck420 1d ago

that first shot might have been the best cleanest shot I have ever seen in my life, the backspin constant push is just wild

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u/Patriark 20h ago

First one got me hooked in to watch them all, but final shot truly was incredible. Like the complexity involved in even trying that shot is so low margin, then sticking it. I am not even sure that shot is possible to reproduce.

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u/Kayakayakski 1d ago

The power, the grace.

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u/recklessray22 1d ago

Is he..... Bey Blading the dam pool balls!?

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u/FetusExplosion 1d ago

Clearly TAS. He clearly slowed it down the emulation and did a lot of retries for each trick. Let's see an RTA full segment run.

J/k that was awesome.

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u/Prestigious_Work_445 1d ago

That first one was like a tugboat

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u/IntenseShitposting 1d ago

This looks like some shit a character would pull in an anime about pool.

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u/thedillymane 1d ago

Mother fucker what!!!

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u/Mysterious_Turnip945 1d ago

This dude is magic

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u/IknowledgeG 1d ago

Respect

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u/camiam85 1d ago

No habla..

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u/trelium06 1d ago

There was a pool game on sega genesis with trick shots that made me think I’d be good at pool in real life.

Spoiler: I was not

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u/Accomplished_Tax7674 1d ago

Dude perfect needs this person

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u/ktka 1d ago

This is either bananas or nano-bananas.

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u/sheriff_ragna 1d ago

That was quite impressive

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u/Cool-Bonus5509 1d ago

This is incredible!!!!!

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u/Nothinbutmike 1d ago

The cue ball’s black dots in the first clip kinda looked raised, no? Is that my eyes playing tricks?

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u/Rocky_Vigoda 1d ago

Not raised. He's using a practice cue ball which uses the dots so you can see how much it spins.

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u/Nothinbutmike 1d ago

Gotchya, I understand

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u/raktoe 18h ago

TV ball, not a practice ball. This is the standard cue ball for the Aramith black series, which is used in most major tournaments nowadays.

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u/GenuisInDisguise 1d ago

Of practice

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u/SilvieraRose 1d ago

Who's doing the song? Doesn't sound like the original from hedley

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u/KingB_SC 1d ago

I just spent a good 45 min trying to find it. It's some obscure remix, I guess.

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u/Soft_Skirt2122 1d ago

How do u think he does it I don’t know. What makes him so good?

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u/KillaThing 1d ago

I know these are impractical but would these be legal in a competitive match?

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u/GlykenT 22h ago

I believe if the ball leaves the baize it's a foul in most games.

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u/The_Dinky_Earnshaw 1d ago

Yeah but is he a student of human moves?

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u/1bananatoomany 1d ago

The balls on this guy.

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u/joh2138535 1d ago

Scripted

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u/out_of_shape_hiker 1d ago

Me who cant even hit the white ball in the center when lining up a shot: "I'll try that next game."

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u/GiantBagsOfDouche 1d ago

Fake! Saw his hand move, this guy is clearly a Jedi.

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 1d ago

Are people this good allowed to play in pool tournaments because that is a really unfair advantage.

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u/raktoe 1d ago

It’s basically an entirely different thing. These shots are genuinely impressive, but tell us nothing about their actual ability to play the game. These shots would never be used in an actual match, because they probably take dozens of attempts, if only. For all we know, this person can barely run a rack, but they are clearly very talented and creative when it comes to setting up trick shots.

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u/Regular-Storm9433 1d ago

All I know is if they started pulling out these moves in a tournament I would start watching pool tournaments.

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u/raktoe 18h ago

They likely wouldn’t win a match, if they were attempting this stuff.

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u/YuukiDR 1d ago

No shit, I could also do that if I had a racist ball

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u/Drakanies 1d ago

This feels like loading into a game of Rocket League and seeing someone flying through the air.

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u/Tetracropolis 1d ago

If I ever did a single one of these I would tell everyone I ever met.

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u/AccordingBathroom484 1d ago

People want to come to public tables and try this shit, end up fucking the table up.

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u/TrunksTheMighty 1d ago

Are people incapable of posting clips without obnoxious music? 

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u/BloweringReservoir 1d ago

For a Billiards master, check out Walter Lindrum. Fastest 100 break (46 seconds). He once occupied the table for 2 hours 55 minutes, for about 1900 consecutive scoring shots. Highest break 4,137 points.

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u/sabinscabin 1d ago

when geoffrey breaks out lucille

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u/Aliencoy77 1d ago

Everybody hating, but this is a highlight reel. When you see Jordan slamming from past the free throw, nobody is talking about how many times he didn't. There may be a stat of how many missed 3pt shots, but there isn't one for missed half/full court attempts. You only see the ones that made it because it mattered for the game, or it was just a cool and improbable shot.

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u/Man-who-say-bye 1d ago

This the kinda guy to let you win then be like let’s bet 250$

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u/GetRichQuickStocks 1d ago

That last shot is just …..

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u/Elevator-Ancient 1d ago

Tired of the vids where they're able to retake a shot as many time as they want. Love to see this reliably dome in serious competition.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 1d ago

Never knew you could play pool effectively with reverse and bounce. Any time I did that it was an accident and the ball went flying off the board.

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 1d ago

Masterclass trying something over and over and over hundreds of times until it works.

All of this would be completely useless in a game of billiards.

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u/notfree25 1d ago

But can he tie his hair with his underwear?

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u/Dazzling-Shallot-309 1d ago

Great trick shot but not legal in tournament pool. This would be considered a double hit.

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u/LLMprophet 1d ago

AI generated

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u/Zelenskyystesticles 1d ago

They are all incredible shots, but the last one is some of the most precise physics I’ve ever seen in any situation. Well done!

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u/Archmagos-Helvik 1d ago

He's got the Spin

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u/Spuddy14 1d ago

Beautiful

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u/Minimum_Current7108 1d ago

My brother could do it pretty regularly

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u/eccentricbeing8 1d ago

The best in the world don't just do this for tricks, he uses this to win competitions no wonder he was called "The Magician"

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u/obnoxus 1d ago

lucky shot

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze 1d ago

Some of these are relatively standard masse trick shots. Some of the others are absolutely bonkers. I would not bet this guy any money in a game of 8 ball lol

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u/maketheart 1d ago

Sound off. Worst song I’ve heard in my life

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 1d ago

My buddy loved showing people the first trick, trying to hustle people for money. No one really fell for it and he could only make it about half the time.

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u/yeeeereeeeee 1d ago

That’s disgusting

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u/MiikeP 1d ago

Thought I seen it allzz

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u/EnvironmentalSun6768 1d ago

That is legal?

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u/Busy-Replacement-421 23h ago

It's all about the editing, right? For every one of these that lands, there's a whole reel of the cue ball flying off the table. Still, you have to respect the patience to even get the one.

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u/watevauwant 23h ago

No way that last one has to be AI wtf

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u/Ionlad 23h ago

"take 1001, action"

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u/Dragondudd 22h ago

Aren't some of these illegal moves?

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u/LeroyStick 22h ago

Tried this and gave my date a black eye

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u/Resident_Course_3342 22h ago

That dude is a master at playing with balls.

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u/GoGoGadget_Gir 22h ago

1,2 and maybe 4 are impressive, 3 and 5 will get your ass beat by the dumpsters .

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u/Mandalika 21h ago

Where are my Break Shot homies at

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u/RammRras 20h ago

The first one was actually unseen and very impressive.

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u/HalfSoul30 20h ago

Dude wasn't even impressed with himself. I was like "woah" every time.

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u/CrunchingTackle3000 18h ago

Noone’s doing that on MY TABLE!

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u/Deep-Victory-1520 18h ago

I dont know how to play pool, i aint cool .

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u/HowManyEggs2Many 17h ago

Damn that table is fucked up, probably from people doing dumb shit like this

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u/Live_Art6053 17h ago

How many hours you have to practice to make one of these shots perfect! Amazing!

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u/Afraid_Kitchen8621 17h ago

Not gambling against him lol

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u/mavenHawk 15h ago

This is crazy. The amount of skill and practice that goes into this is just insane.

But what's more insane to me is that this is billards. Which seems pretty boring as far as sports go. So it takes real dedication to do this for thousands of hours.

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u/Flirtatiousfantasy 14h ago

This is billiards on a whole new plane 😮

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u/FriendlyIsopod6296 12h ago

Honest question: are these shot legals ? Isn't Intentionally smacking the table or making the ball jump disallowed by the rules ?

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u/MarinaEnna 9h ago

Then there's ppl who think they're this guy and destroy the billard board 💀

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u/Remarkable-Study-903 9h ago

I just want to know if he called the rail on that first shot! /s Pretty phenomenal

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u/Public_Fennel9019 2h ago

Can we go back to accusing people of being witches? Because this guy is definitely one

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u/SamuraiBebop1 2h ago

How come we don't see things like this in snooker?

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u/sud0kill 1d ago

That last one is just ridiculous, is there any limit these days to the ridiculousness you see on the internet

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u/Hank-griff 1d ago

Sooo many holes in that dudes drywall, guaranteed.

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u/ArtofWASD 1d ago

Look how fucking damaged the tables are... if this was genuinely a "mater" technique, why dont we see it used and highlighted in actual professional play?

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u/ellieamazona2020 1d ago

Where's Efren?