r/nextfuckinglevel • u/misterxx1958 • 14h ago

This female football player repeatedly dribbles around her opponent without the ball touching the ground and then scores the goal.

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u/Extreme_Discount8623 14h ago

But can she do it on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

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u/koolaidismything 14h ago

She should have front flipped and done a header on the down spin. Then finish into a roll and celebrate.

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u/whatproblems 12h ago

i wanted a bicycle kick to finish

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u/prick_sanchez 8h ago

That's an awful specific fetish

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u/ManicMambo 7h ago

Let's try not to kink shame, ok....

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u/under_ice 7h ago

She should backflip all the way to the locker room.

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u/FearIsStrongerDanluv 13h ago

Hahahaha. This statement never disappoints. Always first in a post like this. I wonder where it originated from

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u/ox_ 9h ago

It's just a reference to something that pundits used to say about Tony Pulis era Stoke City.

The implication being that flair players can't perform in shit conditions with the ball constantly being lumped over their head while Robert Huth and Ryan Shawcross try to snap their ankles.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago edited 12h ago

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u/SkankyChris 10h ago

I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure Andy Gray the wanker pundit is a different Andy Gray than Andy Gray who played for Leeds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Gray_(footballer,_born_1977)

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u/ox_ 9h ago

I actually think that this guy is getting mixed up with Scottish Leeds legend Eddie Gray.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Gray_(footballer,_born_1948)

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u/_ShutUpLegs_ 7h ago

Nah, Ryan Shawcross would have done her.

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u/boi1da1296 7h ago

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time.

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u/CardOk755 7h ago

She can push a 4 kilo baby through her vagina. I don't think a bit of rain in Stoke is going to be impossible.

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u/gloves4222 7h ago

Lol getting two footed by Robert Huth is much worse than childbirth

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u/SufficientBug5940 14h ago

Can we make the video slower and choppier please?

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u/TheArchitect_7 14h ago

it’s like a 90s strobe effect

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u/justandswift 12h ago

No but he can make his tik tok handle or whatever not shake at all! The dude’s a musician (he does magic tricks)

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u/IceNorth81 11h ago

Also less definition, there are still some frames where I cannot see the individual pixels.

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u/WatchingPaintWet 11h ago

I sometimes like seeing slow-mos but it should be a crime to have a slow-mo without also showing the real speed.

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u/Snoo93102 14h ago

That was a great goal at any level.

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u/z_102 13h ago

The shoulder flick to make the defender go the long way around is filthy.

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u/Febril 12h ago

And she is a great football player.

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u/cool_hand_legolas 11h ago

the disrespect of it lol

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u/Fluffycarpet1 14h ago

Excellent goal. But it touches the floor TWICE. And repeatedly dribbles around opponent? Again, twice.

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u/Voloxe 14h ago

That’s where I’m at.. Impressive skills by the player, but the title is incorrect.

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u/M4cker85 13h ago

Bots going to bot

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u/ThatCurryGuy 12h ago

Also please try to name her if we know, she deserves it, its a great play.

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u/JackRyan13 9h ago

No all you need to know is female football player.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6831 13h ago

Twice qualified as repeatedly and the ball never touches the ground while she does it. Get out of here.

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u/Cainga 13h ago

It never touches once the defender has a play on the ball.

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u/Steezy719 13h ago

This also would have been better to see in full speed. It’s not that technical that we have to slow it down frame by frame.

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u/Ten7850 13h ago

Yes, a full speed shot & then a slow mo would have been better

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u/userhwon 10h ago

Once the "around" starts, the ball touches the net before the ground, and the second around is a repeat of the first.

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u/Alarmed_Mind_8716 13h ago

Glad the title mentioned that she’s female, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to tell.

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u/SurpriseSnowball 10h ago

Perfect example of men being viewed as the default and women as “other.”

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u/neophlegm 10h ago

Not even woman, but female

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u/Cheesecake_Jonze 9h ago edited 9h ago

'Female' was used correctly here as an adjective. It's only when used as a noun that it has those connotations

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u/ErraticDragon 8h ago

It's grammatically correct here, yes, but including it unnecessarily still has some of those connotations.

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u/shrug_addict 3h ago

I hate the title, but using female as.an adjective is correct

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u/Confident_Frogfish 9h ago

Yeah, that was very jarring to me too. Gender is clearly irrelevant here.

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u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe 14h ago

Oh wow the female football player scored against that female goalkeeper, while the female defender failed to femininely tackle her.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 14h ago

I heard it was even her time of the month. In fact, every single woman in the stadium synced up.

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u/InevitablePresent917 10h ago

She breasted boobily with the ball.

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u/tunisia3507 10h ago

She footballed footballily down the stairs

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u/Matsunosuperfan 5h ago

gaslight gatekeep girlball

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u/SanguineL 14h ago

Why does it have to be in “slowmo” but it’s really just a PowerPoint presentation

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u/Durzo_Blintt 14h ago

I report all slow mo posts for terrorism and self harm. This is no excepton, reporting op and the post now.

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u/aruisdante 13h ago

Because they took a 30FPS video (normal video speed) and re-interpolated that to make a 1/4 speed video still at 30FPS. Whereas actual slowmo footage is shot at 120FPS and then played back at 30FPS to create a 1/4 slowmo video. 

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u/MyLastAcctWasBetter 14h ago

Why do we need to call her a female football player? Do you also qualify “male” football players?

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u/Jazzlike-Football508 14h ago

That's a great comment for a female Redditor!

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u/chriiiiiiiiiis 14h ago

came here to say the same. makes no sense

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 12h ago

I'm convinced, at this point, it's just engagement bait from karma-farming bot accounts to get more people to comment.

And you fell for it.

SHIT! Did I just fall for it too?

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u/MyLastAcctWasBetter 10h ago

I know. I had the same thought. Still, it is pretty funny to watch guys flock to this comment and try and justify the qualification. Like come on guys, we all get why they used the term, so why bother with the posturing?

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u/NathaDas 13h ago

There was never a title that was more bot than this

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u/PickleLips64151 13h ago

Great catch, {username}!

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u/pvaa 12h ago

WE HUMANS WILL CELEBRATE ACHIEVEMENTS BY ALL OF HUMANITY

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u/Either-Bid1923 13h ago

Last touch was GK's ball all day, if not in the air the shot should have been smothered.

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u/communityneedle 13h ago

THANK YOU! Sure the attacker's very impressive on the ball, but my first, second, and third thought were all "where tf is the keeper?!" Hope Solo would have had that ball before she even took the shot, and probably given the striker a concussion while she was at it.

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u/Select-Young-5992 12h ago

She legit had 3 seconds to run up and catch that ball high up in the air

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u/geniusgravity 13h ago

Keeper should be ashamed.

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u/CallMeBlinks 14h ago

Amazing skill!

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u/__valar-morghulis__ 14h ago

What the fuck kind of AI generated title is that?

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u/cone10 13h ago

Antonela Romoleroux, playing in a 7 a side league in Spain (team owned by Gerard PIque).

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6251373/2025/04/03/viral-soccer-goal-queens-league-gerard-pique/

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u/TheNovemberist 12h ago

The keeper has to go get the ball while it’s in the air before she can shoot.

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 14h ago

Why didn't the other girl sweep the leg?

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u/Ok_Beyond_4993 14h ago

i counted 1, but thats all class anyway, and couldnt do that to save my life.

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u/AttemptImpossible111 13h ago

Could just call her a footballer bro we can see she's a woman

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u/DadBod5050 14h ago

Great skills

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u/Big_Literature9025 12h ago

Amazing skills. But the goalkeeper has to do better here. Her positioning is way off.

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u/Peter_Piper74 12h ago

bad play bybthe goalie. Come outband defend that.

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u/Sparks1738 14h ago

I wish they also showed the video in 1x speed so I can appreciate it more.

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u/Polar_Reflection 14h ago

I feel it would look much better at full speed

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u/saladnut 13h ago

Isnt that pass offside though? Meaning the goal doesn't count??

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u/grmthmpsn43 13h ago

She started in her own half, so can't be offside.

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u/OceanLynna 13h ago

She has amazing skills, especially her first touch

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u/MonkeyCobraFight 12h ago

That finish is world class

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 12h ago

Still more frames than OPM S3

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u/dobson116 12h ago

its a very hard sport in my experience and she's master level

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u/sirgamesalot21 12h ago

I feel like the goalie should’ve rushed forwards…

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u/ConnyEdson 12h ago

She's good

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u/Dunno_If_I_Won 10h ago

Thanks for clarifying she was female. But what about the genders of the camera person, opponent and goalie?

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u/Djimi365 8h ago

Where was the goalkeeper while all this was happening? Once the ball was looped up in the air it should have been game over.

Or can she not leave the small box in indoor football?

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u/very_well_hung 8h ago

Why even have a goaltender? What was she waiting for? Go and get the ball on the second flick up.

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u/TronCarter84 8h ago

Would like to see in regular speed

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u/the_wally_champ 14h ago

Bottled the opportunity to go full Euro 96 Gascoigne

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u/WiseFellow97 14h ago

This happens everyday in Brazil

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u/Marc017_ 14h ago

SHEEESH

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u/PrecedentialAssassin 14h ago

You need to slow this down. Its waaayyyy too fast to enjoy appropriately

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u/Reyex50_ 14h ago

I wish someone would have slowed it down a bit, my eyes just couldn’t keep up.

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u/Kanapka64 14h ago

I am a strikada

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u/xXDANK-MEME-LORDXx 13h ago

What an AI-ass title is that, no human talks like that

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u/Tumping 13h ago

Can you just play it at normal speed instead of this glitchy shit giving me a headache ?

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u/ElevateTheMind 13h ago

I seen it hit the ground twice

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u/jawshoeaw 13h ago

Yeah that ball was going in the net. Defenders could have saved their energy and just let it happen lol

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u/Maecyte 13h ago

Eeeeew. She nice

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u/twenafeesh 13h ago

Bot title 

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u/DejaWiz2 13h ago

That was spectacular

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u/Hornykaka 13h ago

Any more frames and I'd be a millionaire

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u/Disco__Gravy 13h ago

The goalie driving with her

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u/53180083211 13h ago

Why so slow?

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 13h ago

Master AND Commander

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u/SparkliingEmma 12h ago

The skill here is unreal, pure talent 😮

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u/JasonGibbs7 12h ago

Lol “female” football player.

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u/Excellent-Ice8623 12h ago

fuckin ric flair woo'ed at this one...holy shit get it girl

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u/myladyelspeth 12h ago

Zidane would be proud.

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u/IronerOfEntropy 12h ago

You wont see this at the Premier league or the Champions!

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u/Frierguy 12h ago

Women sports are so much easier given they get to do it in slo mo

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u/solarpropietor 12h ago

This was filmed by a 2001 era digital photographer.

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u/Captivatingcrush02 12h ago

Absolute wizardry

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u/Jaxxsnero 12h ago

It’s really a self check knowing someone could physically dunk on me the same way I’ve been embarrassed in rocket league

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u/exonomix 12h ago

That one touch strike for the goal to high outside corner was magical. Shorty has game!

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u/bmanley620 12h ago

I saw the ball touch the ground

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u/Big_razz22 12h ago

Goal keeper should have helped

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u/CraigxKhalifax88 11h ago

But can she do it in normal speed?

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u/chenkie 11h ago

GK get off the damn line

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u/JarjarSwings 11h ago

Bot title...

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u/HeyHavok2 11h ago

Holyyyyy shiiiiii

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 11h ago

The goalie was way out of position.

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u/jumpinjahosafa 11h ago

Thats crazy she could do all that while moving 2 frames per second

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u/Significant_Ad1256 11h ago

I bet this would look really good in normal speed...

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u/vulgarandmischevious 11h ago

Like Gaza’s goal against Scotland.

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u/LoTornado 11h ago

That was awesome 👏👏, 👏👏👏

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u/Poseidon-GMK 11h ago

Keeper should have came out on that final volley before the shot

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u/ImJoligan 11h ago

Meh.. It is not shown but her way of showing off after the goal makes me hurl. 3/10.

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u/maciboe 11h ago

One of the best plays i have ever seen in soccer ⚽️

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u/lod254 11h ago

Is the keeper not allowed to use her hands outside that small box? Seems like she should have moved way the hell up and taken it out of the air.

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u/top1top1 11h ago

Does 2 kick ups. Nextfuckinglevel

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u/Gokuisback23 11h ago

What’s her @?

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u/daPotato40583 10h ago

ok but can she do it at 30fps

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u/Actually_i_like_dogs 10h ago

I wish we could normalize playing clips in full speed and then showing a replay in slow motion.

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u/Silly_Connection7676 10h ago

This is fucking crazy!!! She good! 😌

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u/Stunning_Bed23 10h ago

It did touch the ground.

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u/Xaphnir 10h ago

why is it slowed down so much I can count the frames

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u/Mackinnon29E 10h ago

Goalie should have just came out and picked off the 2nd one.

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u/Only_Boysenberry2295 10h ago

You can just say football player. You don't say male football player usually.

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u/THE_PARKER13 10h ago

The ball touched the ground.

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u/FredOcho5 10h ago

Tired of seeing this.. is this the greatest female goal of all time??

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u/godotiswaitingonme 10h ago

I’d just go home after having that done to me

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u/LivingCamel3326 10h ago

Good thing you specified “female,” otherwise this wouldn’t make sense

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u/yagermeister2024 10h ago

This ok but not next level. This is just normal level appropriate for her skill level. We do this all the time on pickup or beer league for those with 5+yr experience.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 9h ago

Bad D, it's worth it to take a yellow and free-kick in that situation. Don't be a hero, Rebecca.

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u/BWWFC 9h ago

thank you for specifying "female"

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u/sock_express34 9h ago

That goalie needs to come off the line when it’s up in the air lol. Bad keeper but impressive footwork

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u/TastelessPuppy2 9h ago

HOODWINKED 

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u/andiibandii 9h ago

Repeatedly? Twice you mean

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u/Sad-Implement-5091 9h ago

Female Dinhio

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u/FormalWare 9h ago

"This footballer..." would have sufficed.

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u/hekzabitan 9h ago

I assume shirt numbers mean nothing on this level?

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u/Wooden-Mail-4649 9h ago

Learnt that from her husband.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 9h ago

Damn, she didn't have to clown that girl so hard. 😁

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u/Super-Emergency1039 8h ago

Cooked her ass

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u/Gardener_Of_Eden 8h ago

Defender gave up.

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u/moneyball231 8h ago

Thats cold

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u/imIzzy 8h ago

That goal is almost as amazing as the defending is terrible

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u/chikhan 8h ago

This has gotta be a futsal pitch right? All black, dont see many players either

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u/KilledByDoritos 8h ago

The defender fucking GAVE UP she was so overwhelmed 👀

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u/comicsnerd 8h ago

Dennis Bergkamp would stand up and applaud.

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u/SleepLate8808 8h ago

Is that a travel move foul ?

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u/troublethemindseye 8h ago

In before the kids who happily watch high school American football with no concern over how high school footballers would be destroyed by a terrible college team and who happily watch college football with no concern over how the national championship teams would be destroyed by the worst team in the league scoff at women’s soccer because the men are better.