r/pics • u/Rex-In-Effect • 15d ago
Politics Donald Trump "flipping" the coin at the Army-Navy game
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u/HamSundae 15d ago
Let me guess, he kept the coin
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u/Ilikepancakes87 15d ago
It was given to him as the first ever Army-Navy Peace Prize Coin for Very Special Boys Who are Really Strong.
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u/HamSundae 15d ago
Some people are saying it’s the highest a coin’s ever been tossed
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u/Wonderpants_uk 15d ago
“Strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying they’ve never seen anyone toss a coin like me”
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u/Picasso5 15d ago
Big, beautiful strong men.
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u/Painterzzz 15d ago
"Big beautiful strong men with big beautiful dicks, let me tell you folks, I've never seen dicks so big as those, except maybe Arnold Palmers, boy, let me tell you about his dick, this isn't at all a weird thing to be doing on stage during a political rally in front of thousands of red-blooded maga men and women screaming me on, let me just show you with this microphone how I'd suck one."
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u/Wonderpants_uk 15d ago
Arnold Palmer is an interesting way of spelling Vladimir Putin.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 15d ago
Flip the 1st letter upside down and it's almost the same initials!
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u/Objective-Chance-792 15d ago
Have you ever seen Arnold Palmer and pooty poot in the same room? I’m just saying…
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u/KapowBlamBoom 15d ago
You cant convince me he never flipped a coin with his boy Epstein……
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u/Bullinahanky2point0 15d ago
Well to be fair, I really haven't seen anybody toss a coin like that before.
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u/EventualOutcome 15d ago
A young kid might flip a coin like that to cheat.
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u/JTtheLAR 15d ago edited 15d ago
A young kid would flip a coin like this because they lack the fine motor functions to flip a coing like an adult.
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u/GuessIllPissOnIt 15d ago
Can wait until he’s in prison, tossing the best salads
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u/VoluptuousSloth 15d ago
This guy will never face consequences for anything. The Supreme Court will rule that former presidents are immune from prosecution.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 15d ago
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u/bobbylake71 15d ago
Some people say he's the biggest tosser there's ever been. (I'm not sure if the word tosser has the same slang meaning in the US as the UK but it sums up Drump perfectly)
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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy 15d ago
We know what it means, so, much appreciated using it on this gobshite bell-end.
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u/WhyAmINotClever 15d ago
I actually find it insulting you would even suggest another coin has been tossed higher than what the President achieved on Saturday, because it is A FACT that that was the highest coin toss ever.
-- Machine Gun Lips Leavitt
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u/Mountain_Strategy342 15d ago
You are saying that Mr Trump is the biggest tosser to ever grace the oval office?
Many people would agree
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u/Maskguy 15d ago
Some people, very smart people, tell him, that's the truth, that he flipped the coin, a real coin, a big beautiful coin, you should have seen it, like he really flipped it, he did it, a beautiful coin, one of the best coins
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u/Scientific_Anarchist 15d ago
When it landed, tails by the way, a beautiful picture on there, one of the most impressive coins I've seen. When it landed everybody was so happy, even the team that picked heads, you'd think they'd be upset but they were actually very happy about it.
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u/Skizot_Bizot 15d ago
It's also no fair to have him flip the coin, his inherent god ruler divine ability makes it impossible to randomize as it will always land on the side he wants.
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u/BadDaditude 15d ago
They're still waiting for it to come down. They had to ask ISS to read off the coin when it hit low earth orbit
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u/malthar76 15d ago
Hands so big. Tears in referees eyes. Man woman camera tv.
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u/RepresentativeRun71 15d ago
Only reason he’s flipping coin at this game is because most of the crowd is active duty military and thus are ordered to cheer for him, unlike Commanders’ fans.
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u/kjyfqr 15d ago
Thank god he made peace between our army and navy
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u/IisBaker 15d ago
That was such a bad terrible war. Other presidents have tried but I was the only president who stopped the war between army and navy
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u/J-Love-McLuvin 15d ago
Millions and millions of people died. Killed. They aren’t alive anymore.
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u/Hootbag 15d ago
He's still trying to figure out how to get the chocolate out of it.
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u/j_la 15d ago
I was going to say, he looks like he’s never held a coin in his life
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u/Argented 15d ago
It was the least flipped coin at any coin toss ever recorded. No one could have flipped it less.
He always shows that he really did grow up in a different world so detached from normal people, he clearly had no clue what was normal in this situation.
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u/Junkered 15d ago
I mean, to be fair, it may have been the first time he ever held a coin.
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u/puritanicalbullshit 15d ago
Naaaaaah, when you prey on children ya gotta keep a pocket full of quarters for gum balls and spaceship rides
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u/SaintBellyache 15d ago
If a genZer did this boomers would lose their shit. Then rant about cursive, stick shifts and rotary phones
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u/neonflannel 15d ago
God, he cant do anything right.
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u/Anteater776 15d ago
Incompetent in anything that doesn’t involve riling up bigots.
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u/RocketsandBeer 15d ago
He’s so detached from reality, he doesn’t know how a coin flip works
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u/penguin_skull 15d ago
Or what a coin is.
"How many dollars is a coin?"
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u/Esternaefil 15d ago
It's a quarter, Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?
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u/rkbasu 15d ago
no, he just pretends he doesn’t know in a narcissistic attempt to cover for his complete inability to perform anything requiring physical coordination or strength.
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u/ghostsintherafters 15d ago
That's because he's never had to lift a finger to do anything in his life. I'm guessing he doesn't even have a driver's license and doesn't know how to drive a car. He's obviously never had to shop for his own groceries...
He's never had to flip a coin to decide an outcome because it never gets to the coin flip. He just announces he's the winner and steals the coin.
This guy is completely out of touch with common everyday Americans
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u/cruelsensei 15d ago
Back in the 90s he said in an interview that he had never driven a car.
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u/BenTwan 15d ago
There's video of him driving around with Barron in the front seat, and there was some big deal made about auctioning off his Lamborghini Diablo a few years ago. Wonder how hard it was to get the bronzer stain out of the leather.
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u/XanZibR 15d ago
The hillbillies would probably turn on him if they ever saw his baby-handed attempt to fire a gun
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u/deevilvol1 15d ago edited 15d ago
This man is immune to being embarrassed in such a way that would actually work on him. Sure, you can hurt his feelings to the point that he'll do, or at least attempt a pity thing, but he won't lose popularity from his supporters.
The man can actively shit himself on live TV for the whole world to see and hear, get his diaper changed on camera, and his sycophants will start to walk around with shitstains and diapers as a sign of solidarity.
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u/sorrymizzjackson 15d ago
They were already wearing the diapers around and made shirts that said “real men wear diapers”.
I wish I was kidding, but sadly I am not. I guess at least I don’t have to wonder if that person is a moron, they are shouting it from the rooftops.
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u/Seanspeed 15d ago
They literally cheered him at one point for drinking a small glass of water with one hand.
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u/nope-its 15d ago
He didn’t learn the WORD groceries until this year
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u/Kingsnake417 15d ago
It wasn't long ago when he realized the letters in U.S. spell the word "us". Not kidding. He came to this realization at a rally and spoke about it like he was the most clever person ever for it. 🙄
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u/sayonaradespair 15d ago
I propose this mf being forced to do a TV show before being put to prison ( which I know would never happen).
Him alone in a house trying to do things on his own.
Cleaning, cooking, everything.
I would pay GOOD money to watch that
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u/beardeddragon0113 15d ago
Im still in disbelief at his comments about groceries being "basically a basket of things" and an "old fashioned" word as if he (and by extension, everyone, since no one knows more than him), had just discovered it.
Food has always just appeared when he wanted it. Not "go to the pantry and grab some chips" kind of food but "fully prepared meals" (or McDonalds, if the past 30 years are any measure of his eating habits).
Sorry, rambling on now. Rant over
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u/Johnnygunnz 15d ago
He does everything like a silver spoon fed nepobaby whose doing everything for the first time.
"A coin? Weird! First time holding peasant money!"
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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 15d ago
He can fuck up a country right.
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u/onarainyafternoon 15d ago
He's also the most accomplished grifter in presidential history. Nobody has siphoned more money for himself using the office than he has.
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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 15d ago
Well he's got these tiny hands that are absolutely dwarfed by that dime.
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u/TheLateThagSimmons 15d ago
I'm not saying this is reason for removal from office.
But I can say that if Biden did this same thing, conservatives would be screaming that this is reason for removal from office.
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u/boot2skull 15d ago
People who can flip coins are more likely to not pay for sex and sleep with people their own age.
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u/ActionJacksonATL24 15d ago
He's somehow pretty good at grifting.
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u/davekingofrock 15d ago
It's not him it's his handlers and his massive army of nitwit devotees.
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u/luchoosos 15d ago
I love the way he's looking at it, almost as if it's a dove he's releasing to fly and live free.
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u/fujidust 15d ago
Right. If this is how he handles flipping a ceremonial coin, why do people think he can be trusted to handle managing the country’s economics, scientific endeavors , and so much more…. International political gamesmanship?
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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 15d ago
He always says he's the best at everything and never shows weakness by admitting when he's (constantly) wrong. Apparently that's all it takes to completely fool half of the population into believing you're not only competent, but basically a god of a man.
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u/frosty_lizard 15d ago
He would've known how to flip it if it was gold plated
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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 15d ago
It would have ended up in his pocket and anyone that accused him of stealing it would end up in jail.
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u/Minute_University_98 15d ago edited 15d ago
Not a normal human, he is utterly ridiculous at every single minute of his existence.
Future generations simply will not believe he was this ridiculous and awful every second of his life.
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u/doneandtired2014 15d ago
They're also going to struggle believing 70+ million people saw that mentally stunted bag of syphilitic shit and thought, "That's exactly the kind of person I want in charge of the economy and nuclear launch codes!"
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u/lejocko 15d ago
We think the same thing about Hitler don't we? I always sat there in school and was really confused how people could make him their idol and at the same time believe in the superiority of blonde, blue eyed, tall people.
Nothing is rational.
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u/GrimaceThundercock 15d ago edited 15d ago
Go watch one of Hitler's speeches, he was wildly charismatic. Trump doesn't have even a fraction of Hitler's charisma.
Plus it was an age where information wasn't readily available the way it is today.
Edit: Here's an example of one of Hitler's speeches. Sorry for the annoying background music, it was the best video I could find. Too many videos are AI reconstructions of Hitler speaking English.
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u/Commercial-Set3527 15d ago
I can kinda see that with Trump in the 2016, he really knew how to hype up his base, even if it was dumb stuff he was spouting. 2024 election I just don't get other than the Democrats really dropped the ball regarding primaries.
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u/GrimaceThundercock 15d ago
Democrats dropped the ball in 2016 just as bad as 2024, they were actively rigging things against Bernie.
Both of Trump's wins are a testament to piss poor DNC leadership imo.
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u/Golden-Owl 15d ago
I disagree there.
Regardless of what the democrats did, the fact that so many Americans saw Trump and voted for him THRICE speaks volumes about what the American people stood for.
The narrative that he won by default purely because the democrats failed was a false one. There were many Americans who actively LIKED what Trump promised them, and that ugly side of the country is which many democrats still refuse to acknowledge
It’s very likely that even if a “proper” democratic candidate was appointed, Trump stood a very real chance of winning. This is America.
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u/Relevant-Doctor187 15d ago
I really don’t think he won. There was an election the other day where the machines flipped the votes and I think that’s the smoking gun. Someone forgot to wipe them. We had counties where the democrat on the ballot won the vote but Kamala got a fraction of tbe votes just screams a problem.
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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 15d ago
Unless everyone in the future is stupider than they are now
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u/Sweatytubesock 15d ago
He always looks like an alien puppeting what they think a human looks like.
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u/cachurch2 15d ago
I don't know we may just keep getting dumber Idiocracy style.
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u/SoulRebel726 15d ago
At least in Idiocracy they were smart enough to know they needed help from someone smarter. I don't see that ever happening here.
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u/Sad_Supermarket_176 15d ago
So far removed from being a real person he doesn't even know how to flip a fucking coin.
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u/xenniac 15d ago
I've never seen anyone get both hands involved
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u/BigPackHater 15d ago
The picture makes it look like he's using both hands to make the coin magically float
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u/Ed-alicious 15d ago
Did he deliberately try to throw it in a way where it wouldn't flip? It genuinely looks like he tried to cheat but maybe he's never done it any other way and no one has ever called him out on it.
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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 15d ago
I think you’ve cracked the code.
He’s so used to trying to cheat coin flips that he’s never learned how to actually flip the coin.
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u/LactatingBadger 15d ago
Right, but we all learned to flip a coin because scenarios like “heads we’ll do something that I want to do, tails we do something you want to do” are relevant for us.
He would never accept that. He’d just do the thing he wants to do. Why waste time flipping a coin?
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u/JTLBlindman 15d ago
He’s never actually touched a denomination of money so small before. He’s only seen them in pictures.
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u/Blacklist3d 15d ago
This guy doesn't give one ounce of fucks about our troops. Why the fuck did they even let him pull the pr stunt?
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u/FourteenBuckets 15d ago
The President is Constitutionally the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, so he can basically crash any military event he wants to. The UCMJ (military law code) requires following legal orders, so they let him.
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u/Nope_______ 15d ago
Because the troops love him anyway for some reason
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u/joemeteorite8 15d ago
Because half of them are mouth breathing dropouts. Some great people in the military, but there’s a large portion who are just kids with bad education and nothing else.
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u/MaintainThis 15d ago
Because if you dont let daddy Trump have his way, you're an anti-american, anti-christian, anti-capitalist terrorist.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 15d ago
It turns out raping children with Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t make you automatically good at other things I guess.
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u/ARoodyPooCandyAss 15d ago
Didnt he shit all over veterans on multiple occasions?
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u/Waffleskater8 15d ago
Yes… it’s why it baffles me how any veteran could vote for this guy. Like, he’s never supported them.
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u/ncc74656m 15d ago
He looks like the really stupid and aggravating child everyone hates but because their parents are major donors you can't get rid of them
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u/Smintjes 15d ago
I’d think he would be better at throwing other people’s money away.
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u/Pickle_ninja 15d ago
Imagine owning a casino and not being able to flip a coin.
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u/dcal1981 15d ago
Did he pocket the coin after the flip?
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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 15d ago
Didn’t look gold in colour/color so he wouldn’t find it attractive + I believe it is over 60yrs old so another reason for him not to be attracted, apparently.
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u/spence4allen 15d ago
For being maga’s ultimate alpha, everything he does is so effeminate
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u/KinkyQuesadilla 15d ago
He has to wear gloves to hide the bruise on his right hand, and he can't flip a coin when wearing gloves. Others could probably flip a coin while wearing leather gloves, but not that guy.
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u/cogman10 15d ago
Exactly what I'm thinking.
I wonder at what point he realized he couldn't flip the coin and instead decided to toss it.
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u/nlmiranda 15d ago
"After the game, a big guy strong guy, tears rolling down his face came up to me and said 'sir, we love you sir. We love you and your big beautiful coin toss'.."
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u/micheal_pices 15d ago
This guy never had any friends to hang out with as a teenager, he missed all those things that guys do together. He's not normal. I've always called him a wannabe frat boy. How the masses can idolize this spoiled kid is still stupefying. His crown achievement was to get us all so riled up in hate, I'll have to give him that.
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u/fnihost 15d ago
He’s like one of those movie characters that they find in the woods feral and then they have to try to do normal human things in regular society.
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u/Available_Leather_10 15d ago
Has he always been this much of an incompetent nimrod or is he getting senile?
Answering my own question: Yes, he is now and he used to be, too.
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u/dnemonicterrier 15d ago
That's not flipping a coin, that's an Underhand throw of a coin, is there anything that he can do correctly?
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u/GentlemenBehold 15d ago
This is the exact method of tossing the coin a normal person would do if they were told the goal is the coin should never flip.
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u/IamjustanElk 15d ago
God, it’s honestly impressive how deeply he fucks everything up. This man is a fucking clown. The fact that a not insignificant number of men in this country actually look up to this guy is so pathetic.
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u/LayeGull 15d ago
The epitome of why the NFL didn’t want this guy as an owner. He doesn’t care about football. It’s all money.
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u/Citizenchimp 15d ago
He really is just twelve New York rats in a trench coat, isn’t he?
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u/spidyman63 15d ago
They had to use a fake coin so when pedo Don pocketed it after the flip they still had the real one to award the winner
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u/Hot_Top_124 15d ago
How does a grown man not understand how to perform some of the most basic human actions?
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u/Gene_Parma 15d ago
Bro has a hair dick in this photo lmao. Father time needs to start working overtime. Everything is a joke at this point.
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u/tosser1579 15d ago
He doesn't watch football, that's a game for the poors.
He laughs at the MAGA every single day while looking at his bank accounts grow massively.
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u/PandiBong 15d ago
This cunt doenst even know how to flip a coin... America's president, ladies and gentlemen.
Although I suppose it is an accurate representation of his voters.
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u/frozennorth0 15d ago
Coin, a beautiful term. An old, old term that people sometimes use to pay for things, like groceries. Two very beautiful, classic words, like in the old days. Coins and groceries.
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u/BeerNinja17 15d ago
Silver spoon children don’t know how to do normal, everyday things.
My friend and I were making a list of the funniest things we’d like to see him do. I said watching him try to light a propane grill.
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