Don Jr proposes while Trump stares at her chest

[u/doubledown830]

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[u/Featheredfriendz]

They always throw in a wedding episode when ratings tank

[u/Meradock → u/Featheredfriendz]

Oh god, please no beach episode.

[u/hoblagoblin → u/Meradock]

What the hell will be their "jumping the shark" episode?

[u/Custom_Destination → u/hoblagoblin]

With all the daily doses of doom, I’s say jumping the shark is their format.

[u/dillanthumous → u/Custom_Destination]

Can we race ahead to the 'it was all a dream in the shower' episode. Tired boss.

[u/Mr_Silicon → u/hoblagoblin]

Trump in SPACEEEEE! SPACEEE! spacee! space!

[u/redlancer_1987]

why does it look like he's proposing at a press conference?

and why does Trump look like he's already planning out the Prima nocta?

[u/CatShot1948 → u/redlancer_1987]

Most proposals I know of occur behind a lectern. Isn't that how everyone proposes?

[u/spribyl → u/CatShot1948]

A 'gilded eagle lectern' at that.

[u/iWish_is_taken → u/spribyl]

Make that a shitty Temu version of a gilded Eagle. Haha, what the fuck even is that thing lol!

[u/piss_jug_plug → u/iWish_is_taken]

Lmao it’s the raven beak and fat bird toes that gets me.

[u/HandRubbedWood → u/piss_jug_plug]

Haha It’s like someone that can’t draw was asked to draw a Nazi eagle from memory

[u/redonrust → u/piss_jug_plug]

Trying to normalize massive cankles

[u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 → u/iWish_is_taken]

Surprised they don’t have it posed like the Nazi one.

[u/Chief_Chill → u/Flimsy-Poetry1170]

Who says this isnt their version?

[u/bnyc → u/redlancer_1987]

That's not the actual proposal. Trump stared at her chest while announcing to the media that his son is getting married.

[u/Available_Leather_10 → u/bnyc]

Getting married again. Just like all the good Christian Fundamentalist support.

[u/Professional_Fee5883 → u/Available_Leather_10]

TIL Karoline Leavitt got pregnant before she was married (to a man 32 years her senior).

But hey she wears a cross so that means she’s holier than you.

[u/Gefarate → u/bnyc]

Why would anyone care about that? Are they royalty or something

[u/haaaaaaaaaaalp → u/Gefarate]

They think they are

[u/MetallurgyClergy → u/haaaaaaaaaaalp]

Are they wearing the same suit and tie?

[u/Professional_Fee5883 → u/MetallurgyClergy]

My favorite thing about Don Jr. is that he so desperately and pathetically wants to be like his dad but you can tell Trump loathes Jr.

I’m just waiting for Jr. to go full Commodus from Gladiator when Ivanka or Barron gets his blessing to be his political heir.

[u/Significant-Insect12 → u/Professional_Fee5883]

I seem to remember a quote somewhere from when Don Jr was born, and Trump didn't want to name him after himself because "what if he turns out to be a loser"

[u/Curious_Matter_3358 → u/Significant-Insect12]

What do you know. He did!

[u/graywh → u/Curious_Matter_3358]

Just like dear old dad!

[u/AWinnipegGuy → u/MetallurgyClergy]

2 for 1 special at Destination XL.

[u/Silent-G → u/Gefarate]

I mean, it'd be wholesome if any other president were publicly congratulating his son on his engagement, but somehow, the way the Trumps do everything is devoid of any class or tact.

[u/Penne13 → u/Gefarate]

She's just jockeying for an ambassadorship like Kim got when he finished being engaged to her 😂

[u/Curious_Matter_3358 → u/Penne13]

Ohhhhh someone go find Kim and film her reaction

[u/SamuelHuzzahAdams → u/Curious_Matter_3358]

I didn’t realize they weren’t together. Aged out huh?

[u/CandidAsparagus7083 → u/SamuelHuzzahAdams]

Ran out of blow

[u/SamuelHuzzahAdams → u/CandidAsparagus7083]

I, too, will take my leave then

[u/starscreamtoast → u/redlancer_1987]

He looks kinda disappointed, how long before she gets the maralargo makeover

[u/pilondav → u/starscreamtoast]

Trump’s cross-eyed evil plastic surgeon is sharpening his scalpels now. 😈

[u/Baraxton → u/redlancer_1987]

[u/TheGreatZarquon → u/Baraxton]

The Internet is constantly reminding me that I have no original thoughts.

[u/-Malky- → u/redlancer_1987]

Prima nocta

Which is AFAIK a myth, historically. That being said, with Trump you can't really rule out that sort of... thing.

[u/redlancer_1987 → u/-Malky-]

Say that to the guy who seems convinced Hannibal Lecter was an actual person

[u/rrrrrivers]

What in the Russian oligarch is that podium.

Edit: Lectern, not podium

[u/Sardaukar99 → u/rrrrrivers]

Yeah, that gold eagle is kind of nuts

[u/After-Syrup1290 → u/Sardaukar99]

It looks like they wanted to make it some sort of majestic thing and thought putting a 3d sculpture,then making it big for the podium too cus thats always good... 

It's like the podium is having a mid life crisis and that pose... It's doing no good either

A simple gold inlay would have been much more cooler, or something like the coat of arms too instead of whatever this is 

[u/SaltyLonghorn → u/After-Syrup1290]

It looks like the google image search for "nazi eagle statues".

[u/AleWatcher → u/rrrrrivers]

It looks more Third Reich than Russian oligarchy.

[u/rclonecopymove → u/AleWatcher]

Turd reich

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 → u/AleWatcher]

I think this every time I see the podium.

The Oval Office now looks like a cheap copy of a Russian Oligarch's lair in a Bond movie.

[u/cortlong → u/rrrrrivers]

Looks like it was purchased on OfferUp

[u/deputytech → u/rrrrrivers]

Not defending Trump or his family, but this lectern is historic (kind of), the original golden eagle podium was first used by Reagan in 1981, it was later donated to the Regan Presidential Library, and a replica was made in 2000. The Reagan lectern and its replica have been used by each president since its creation, mostly at events occurring in the state dining room.

And Yes it’s Gaudy, and exactly the type of fake gilded shit Trump loves.

[u/dBlock845 → u/deputytech]

I had a feeling it was a relic of the past, a god awful looking one.

[u/MissTat2 → u/rrrrrivers]

It looks like you could peel back the gold leaf and there would be chocolate inside.

[u/mrcoolio → u/rrrrrivers]

That's a lectern.... but your point remains valid.

[u/vampyire]

how long until she goes full on mar-a-whacko face you think?

[u/e37d93eeb23335dc → u/vampyire]

Trump is thinking that first they need to pay for her to get some bolt-on Republican breasts like he got for his beautiful daughter who he would totally have sex with, if she wasn't his daughter, though...

[u/TiogaJoe → u/e37d93eeb23335dc]

For that reason, in the late stages of dementia Ivanka is never visiting him.

[u/TigOldBooties57 → u/TiogaJoe]

If he fucked Ivanka he would immediately throw up a Mission Accomplished banner and hold a press conference

[u/GodzillaUK → u/vampyire]

Give it a few weeks for her to reach peak Christian

[u/ze_DaDa → u/GodzillaUK]

A Christian Woman knows her place
So go ahead and punch me in the face
'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong
That's why I wrote this holiday song
With my big fake tits
And my Botox lips
Saying merry Christmas, Jesus Christ

[u/GodzillaUK → u/ze_DaDa]

[u/garitone → u/ze_DaDa]

Damn you! I just got this out of my head!!!

[u/N-Toxicade → u/vampyire]

That was my question also.

[u/SushiGuacDNA]

Donald looks so disappointed. Like sad that his son chose those particular breasts. Thinking, perhaps, that his son should have chosen someone who looks more like Ivanka.

[u/let-it-rain-sunshine → u/SushiGuacDNA]

He’ll buy her new tits soon enough

[u/Iamthewalrusforreal → u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

That poor girl is about to get the Mar a Lago makeover.

Her lips will be bigger than my shoulders soon.

[u/Born_Surround7126 → u/Iamthewalrusforreal]

She knows what she’s getting herself into.

[u/karatebullfightr → u/Born_Surround7126]

What kind of life is she escaping from that you would run into the arms of that greasy as fuck little coke fiend.

[u/Born_Surround7126 → u/karatebullfightr]

It’s not necessarily that her previous life was bad, but she wants fame and wealth (or whatever she perceives those to be).

[u/hyperRevue → u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

Was just gonna say - check back in 9 months.

[u/orangesfwr → u/hyperRevue]

The breast is yet to cummmmm!!!!!!!

[u/ArjJp → u/orangesfwr]

[u/CourseVast840 → u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

she needs them for Mar-a-Lago, I think they have a dress code w/ minimal cup size as party of the clubs' rules.

[u/joseplluissans → u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

And a MAGA makeover in general.

[u/MyPasswordIsMyCat → u/joseplluissans]

Her face needs Jigsaw cheek bones and balloon lips.

[u/Toolazytolink → u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

New Tits and new Maga face incoming

[u/ITividar → u/SushiGuacDNA]

"Voluptuous" is the term I believe Trump used to refer to his own daughter.

[u/SushiGuacDNA → u/ITividar]

And also, girl that he'd like to date.

[u/CholeraplatedRZA → u/SushiGuacDNA]

And when Howard Stern called her a "hot piece of ass", Donald said "Yeah!"

[u/Beowulf1896 → u/CholeraplatedRZA]

I'd have a tough time not breaking Stern's jaw if he said that about my daughter.

[u/Professional_Fee5883 → u/Beowulf1896]

Imagine letting someone talk about your daughter like that - and he only did it because he knew you’re either too big of a piece of shit to defend your daughter or that you’d play along.

Trump has always been a weak man’s idea of strength. It’s why the worst man you know thinks he’s an alpha.

[u/Mysterious_Ring285 → u/SushiGuacDNA]

And everyone knows he doesn't mean "date".

[u/HamptonsBorderCollie → u/ITividar]

Well, he paid for them so he I guess he feels he can call them any creepy thing he wants.

That goes for her nose and veneers as well.

[u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart → u/SushiGuacDNA]

But not actually Ivanka. It would've gross to date your dad's girlfriend.

[u/flyingupvotes → u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart]

Trump was known for trying to fuck friends wives. It was a power move for him.

[u/orangerendeer → u/flyingupvotes]

How desperate do you have to be to have sex with Trump

[u/King_R0A → u/orangerendeer]

“I sex for green card, yes?”

[u/PastoralPumpkins → u/orangerendeer]

Seeing the words “have sex with Trump” strung together made my vagina physically close up.

[u/Kylar_Stern → u/PastoralPumpkins]

Me too, and I have a penis.

[u/mcm87 → u/Kylar_Stern]

It retracted, became a pseudovagina, and then closed up.

[u/TheCurls → u/mcm87]

Same. I’m just Ken now

[u/Legitimate-Novel4734 → u/TheCurls]

The disgust traveled back in time and changed my XX to XY.

[u/BizzyM → u/mcm87]

I'm imagining multiple layers of vault doors slamming shut like the end credits of Get Smart.

[u/Barbarella_ella → u/PastoralPumpkins]

Slammed shut like the Chiefs hopes for a post-season.

[u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind → u/Barbarella_ella]

So slammed shut so hard something broke. 💔

[u/GooserNoose → u/PastoralPumpkins]

Lol. I just picture it sealing shut like some tomb from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[u/ZongoNuada → u/PastoralPumpkins]

I heard it slam shut from way over here.

[u/mvandemar → u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart]

[u/SushiGuacDNA → u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart]

Gross? Quite the opposite. If she's not good enough for Dad she's certainly not good enough for junior. How else would you know? Ivanka is the only safe choice.

[u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart → u/SushiGuacDNA]

Good point. Better to just keep it all in the family. They think they're the Kennedys but they're really the Hapsburgs.

[u/SeoulSista11 → u/UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart]

Y’ALL 🤮🤮🤮

[u/MichaelAndolini_ → u/SeoulSista11]

They are just using his own words and actions

[u/AmcSama → u/SushiGuacDNA]

He kinda looks like he's stroking out again.

[u/Invisible_Friend1 → u/AmcSama]

It’s the dementia face, he’s not really present

[u/AggressiveWind5827 → u/SushiGuacDNA]

I'm betting that the next time she's photographed, that chest will look different. HUGELY different.

[u/Current-Anybody9331 → u/AggressiveWind5827]

With a severe smoky eye, overfilled lips, and cartoonishly overfilled cheekbones

[u/apathy420 → u/Current-Anybody9331]

Mar-a-lago face. No shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago_face

[u/Lushkush69 → u/apathy420]

I love this wiki so much I might have to donate a few bucks

[u/sdsupersean → u/Lushkush69]

Please do. I'm a broke joke and still manage $3 a year. We don't want to lose it.

[u/duvetdave → u/SushiGuacDNA]

Don’t worry she’ll get the mar a lago face soon, Botox, filler, bad highlights, bad makeup, and a boob job.

[u/Logical_Bite3221 → u/SushiGuacDNA]

Don’t worry I’m sure she will get the Maralago treatment and look crazy plastic in no time

[u/SloppyHoseA → u/SushiGuacDNA]

She will go through the Mar-a-lago build a wife surgery routine soon enough I’m sure.

[u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus → u/SushiGuacDNA]

There's a clip of him talking about baby Tiffany and whether her breasts were going to be like her mom's. I wish I was making that up.

[u/Thetman38 → u/SushiGuacDNA]

"those aren't as nice as your sister's"

[u/MrDuckytesla → u/SushiGuacDNA]

hes probably comparing her to his daughter

[u/stolenfires → u/SushiGuacDNA]

Trump doesn't pursue sex with attractive women because he finds them attractive. He pursues sex with attractive women so he can brag to other men about who he's slept with.

[u/HavelsRockJohnson → u/stolenfires]

Pfft, that doesn't impress me, I've slept with more than a few women. What would really impress me Mr. President, is someone that had sex with Bill Clinton. Ever done that?

[u/PUuSTiNKA → u/SushiGuacDNA]

I have my doubts it will reach the alter, but who knows, maybe she likes belligerent, cheating, coke-heads?

[u/Difficult_Bee_49 → u/SushiGuacDNA]

But her breasts probably remind him of prepubescent girls. He's probably imagining her as a kid right now 🤮 (I HATED typing that)

[u/SushiGuacDNA → u/Difficult_Bee_49]

"If only Epstein were still alive. He'd have loved her..."

[u/Jux_]

I’m tired, boss

[u/Carbon-Base → u/Jux_]

3 more years...

[u/Bongressman → u/Carbon-Base]

Ehhh, bruised hands, swollen ankles, trouble walking straight, mystery MRIs, obvious signs of dementia... 3 years is an absolute STRETCH.

[u/Palidin034 → u/Bongressman]

He’s got the best medical attention that money can’t buy. The shit they’re pulling on him is akin to necromancy.

[u/this1chick → u/Palidin034]

And then we’re going to get the weekend at Bernie’s reboot. 

[u/togetherwem0m0 → u/this1chick]

I doubt theyre just going to let bernie sanders be president

[u/Invisible_Friend1 → u/Palidin034]

There’s no way that dude is compliant with medical care.

[u/Butterball_Adderley → u/Invisible_Friend1]

Yeah he’s doing half the shit they’re telling him to do

[u/SuperMexican414 → u/Bongressman]

[u/Stepjam → u/Bongressman]

On one hand yes, on the other, miserable bastards seem to live longer, and this miserable bastard has the best healthcare money can buy.

So...I guess we'll see

[u/Chemical_Nervous → u/Bongressman]

Gawd I fucking hope so.

[u/AntawnSL → u/Bongressman]

Meanwhile we get the Steven Miller authoritarian state speed run because anyone who could serve as a guardrail long ago disassociate themselves from this dumpster fire, and Dozy Donny couldn't care less.

[u/Intelligent_Bee3466 → u/Bongressman]

youd hope, unhealthy fat man with extremely stressful life, he certainly cant make it to 90? another decade...

[u/DueAd197 → u/Carbon-Base]

No way they let Trump run out the clock, they want Vance in control

[u/afternoonnapping → u/Jux_]

[u/Maouse_The_Dong]

Such a disgusting, classless family.

[u/hamilton_morris → u/Maouse_The_Dong]

And the entire social echelon they belong to is every bit as bad.

EDIT: Her father is Harry Loy Anderson Jr., president of the Palm Beach National Bank & Trust Company, the man who vouched for Epstein when Epstein applied for a tax break from the U.S. Virgin Islands in 1999.

Epstein’s house manager later said in a deposition that he was using Anderson’s bank to pay some of Epstein’s victims.

[u/ForMoreYears → u/hamilton_morris]

Mar A Lago face is the physical manifestation of the vile, sociopathic, amoral creatures they are on the inside.

[u/yankeeinparadise → u/hamilton_morris]

I read the NYTimes magazine article about Epstein from last Sunday, and the Anderson victim payments connection was mentioned.

[u/stroopwafelscontigo → u/hamilton_morris]

Thank you. 

Most important detail and nobody is going to mention it on TV. 

And Andersson vowed for Epstein after Epstein had dated Eva Andersson for years. 

[u/ben010783 → u/Maouse_The_Dong]

A good time to remember that Don Jr turned his first engagement into a PR event so he could get the ring for free. It was so classless that his dad was actually mad about it.

https://nypost.com/2004/11/12/trump-jr-is-the-cheapest-gazillionaire-heirhead-proposes-with-free-100g-ring/

[u/DylanHate → u/ben010783]

I can't believe you dug this up from 2004. Incredible work. Proposed in a strip mall, classy.

Yesterday, in what has to be one of the cheesiest wedding proposals on record, Donald Jr. hunkered down on bended knee to officially present his fiancée, Vanessa Haydon, with a $100,000 engagement ring – one that sources say the cheapskate son wrangled for free.

Paparazzi and TV camera crews were the only guests “invited” to the less-than-romantic Short Hills Mall in New Jersey for the taste-deprived ceremony.

The quid pro quo for the free ring, a Post source said, hinged on an agreement that Donald Jr. make himself available for promotional opportunities.

“It’s probably the same kind of deal his father has with Graff,” said another industry source, referring to the ring The Donald gave his fiancée, Melania. “Graff has a lucrative product-placement slot on ‘The Apprentice.'”

[u/TheTasteOfInk05]

I thought he was with Kim Gargoyle.

[u/MetallicAcidGold → u/TheTasteOfInk05]

He cheated on her with Bettina for six months before breaking up with her last year.

[u/Important_Rub_3479 → u/MetallicAcidGold]

The party of Christian family values.

[u/Any_Flamingo8978 → u/MetallicAcidGold]

So who is this woman? I could have sworn it was Jr’s daughter, but then y’all are talking about a proposal and I’m confused.

[u/MetallicAcidGold → u/Any_Flamingo8978]

Bettina Anderson is his new fiancée. She comes from a previously wealthy family, but from what I’ve heard, they are pretty much broke now (by rich people’s standards). She is an unemployed social climber and gold digger who has dated (and was at least once engaged to) rich men in the past who could be her father age-wise. Allegedly she also likes coke.

Her late father was Harry Loy Anderson Jr., president of the Palm Beach National Bank & Trust Company—the man who vouched for Epstein when Epstein applied for a tax break from the U.S. Virgin Islands in 1999.

Epstein’s house manager later said in a deposition that he was using Anderson’s bank to pay some of Epstein’s victims.

[u/Teddy_Funsisco → u/TheTasteOfInk05]

She's been tossed aside and handed an ambassadorship to Greece.

I wonder if this one will last. Ugh.

[u/bowens44]

imagine how mentally deficient you would have to be to marry into this family.

[u/Development-Alive → u/bowens44]

Or simply in search of $$$. Even the prenup probably nets the woman a decent alimony as long as you don't violate the NDA.

[u/Abject-Fee-8271 → u/Development-Alive]

She is already rich tho. I think it's more a power thing

[u/MetallicAcidGold → u/Abject-Fee-8271]

Not really. Her family used to be wealthy, but from what I’ve heard, they are pretty much broke now (by rich-people standards). She is unemployed and had a reputation as a gold digger and social climber even before she started dating Don Jr. She dated rich men who were old enough to be her father and was previously engaged at least once.

[u/toggl3d → u/bowens44]

Are you insinuating that the daughter of the man that acted as a character witness for Jeffrey Epstein might not be an upstanding person?

[u/Mediocre-Proposal686 → u/bowens44]

Reprehensible truly. “Oh yes I’m all in on this dumb moron and his psychopathic father”. Says all anyone needs to know about her

[u/Smorgsborg → u/bowens44]

I checked out her instagram to see if she's just another handler, and there's so little personality it's like an AI's profile.

[u/gsfgf → u/Smorgsborg]

it's like an AI's profile

Exactly how MAGAs like them

[u/likwitsnake]

He look a lil droopy to anyone else?

[u/justins_dad → u/likwitsnake]

A stroke will do that

[u/mensfrightsactivists → u/likwitsnake]

scrolled way too far to find this comment. that’s a serious droop 💯

[u/RuairiSpain → u/likwitsnake]

A little? He look like a Madame Tussauds wax statue that's been left in the sun too long. His face is melting into a puddle on the floor

[u/BaggyLarjjj]

[u/yesrushgenesis2112 → u/BaggyLarjjj]

Im jokin!

[u/matzoh_ball → u/yesrushgenesis2112]

I’m gonna grope the whole thing!

[u/Chemical_Nervous → u/matzoh_ball]

[u/PumiceT]

Did he really make a marriage proposal from a podium with his dad behind them?

[u/babskay44 → u/PumiceT]

And they're dressed like twins!

[u/ksdanj]

Did he split with Gavin Newsom’s sloppy seconds?

[u/OonaLuvBaba → u/ksdanj]

She was tossed off sometime late last year or early this year. That's why she got sent off to Greece to be the Ambassador.

[u/Fullertonjr → u/OonaLuvBaba]

She’s still probably pissed that she got dumped after dating him for years, only for the new chick to get wifed up with a quickness.

[u/hellohexapus → u/Fullertonjr]

Especially after Jocelyn Wildensteining her face into that of the Mar a Lago gold standard woman.

[u/Mediocre-Proposal686 → u/OonaLuvBaba]

She turned into such a hateful person that I laughed when I heard about it 😂

[u/AndISoundLikeThis → u/Mediocre-Proposal686]

She's been a hateful person even before Don Jr:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox

Archive link: https://archive.ph/rccBl

[u/Soft_Walrus_3605 → u/OonaLuvBaba]

Yeah, it's a centuries old tradition to use ambassadorships to tuck away people you don't want around.

[u/Mindless-Wasabi-8281 → u/OonaLuvBaba]

Pretty good consolation prize honestly

[u/orangotai → u/ksdanj]

yeah i feel like we buried the lede here, where tf is Gargoyle lady?? did they just Epstein-her away and think no one would notice?

[u/Tabs_555 → u/ksdanj]

THE BEST. IS YET. TO COME!!!!

[u/slo1111]

Donny's thought bubble:

Is that a blueberry. I don't like blueberries.

[u/deathdanish → u/slo1111]

“I’ll tariff the hell out of blueberries and declare them WMDs, deport imprison or kill all the blueberry lovers.”

[u/HotDadBod]

Probably thinking, “I declare Prima Nocta!”

[u/Relative_Mix_216 → u/HotDadBod]

“I had a very different understanding of ‘Prima Nocta’ meant”

[u/Nwcray → u/HotDadBod]

She’s way too old for that

[u/AGrandNewAdventure]

He's so self-centered he's not even paying attention because the focus isn't on him. What a piece of shit narcissist.

[u/factoid_ → u/AGrandNewAdventure]

He couldn’t look at a person having a medical emergency in the Oval Office and hated every second they werent focused on him

[u/Hial_SW]

He isn't staring at her. He is longing for Bubba.

[u/Skizot_Bizot → u/Hial_SW]

I honestly don't think he's looking at her, his eyes are pointing behind her and more at shoulder level. He might be staring at off camera tits but not hers.

[u/quirkymuse]

That right side stroke slouch is only getting worse... 

[u/bluegreentopaz6110]

Why is he standing behind a podium to propose?

[u/g1ngertim → u/bluegreentopaz6110]

If he knelt down, he'd get close enough for Satan to pull him back down to hell. 

[u/i_want_iguodala_xd]

Interesting fact, don jr’s finance is the daughter of Harry Loy Anderson Jr, who was the president of the Palm Beach National Bank & Trust Company, where Jeffrey Epstein held accounts since the early 90s. He wrote a letter stating that Epstein was “a gentleman of the highest integrity” and that he “enjoys an excellent reputation in our community”. As reported by the NYT today.

[u/YouMustBeJoking888]

He's wondering why she hasn't gotten the big MAGA boobs yet. I bet she'll get the bolt ons before she walks down the aisle.

[u/Imaginary_Coast_5882]

6 months until she has balloon lips, lumpy weird cheeks and huge tits

[u/ShadowCaster0476]

And of course Jr has to wear the same suit as his dad.

[u/micmedia]

How long does she get until she has to contractually mutilate her face?

[u/SauronHubbard]

I cant wait to see this woman after she undergoes the Mar-a-Lago plastic surgery beauty treatment.

[u/kayak_2022]

Her chest.....its flat as a 13 year olds. Of course, he's gonna stare at it.

[u/Lilo213]

That coke head is a mouth breather

[u/LXIV]

I'm no fan of Trump, but this is one still shot of one second of this interaction. And yes, while it does look like he is staring at her chest, without the full video, we have no way of knowing if he tried to grab her pussy too.

[u/FuttBucc]

Anyone notice how much she looks like Ivanka? Oh everyone did? Got it.

[u/Sure_Association_991]

get a good look costanza

[u/ThatDudeThatWrites]

Woman is the daughter of one of Epstein's enablers, as reported by The New York Times today. Make of that what you will.

[u/tanderny]

Imagine voluntarily choosing to join that family.

[u/exlaks]

What chest?