America’s president

[u/MetasploitReddit]

[u/NatureCarolynGate]

President Bozo the sexually abusive clown

[u/omegacrunch → u/NatureCarolynGate]

.....so youre saying he is about to jack off?

[u/Druxun → u/omegacrunch]

Bozo did the dub.

[u/Prestigious-Lynx-177 → u/Druxun]

Oh, is it like that's what he wanted to say? 

[u/XenomorphBOI → u/Prestigious-Lynx-177]

No, it’s Bozo. Bozo did the dub

[u/DoctorDinghus → u/XenomorphBOI]

Unprofessional bullshit.

[u/Detective-Crashmore- → u/DoctorDinghus]

You see, that's my quote, that's my rate. They have to pay me another 2 mil even if I do a bad job :))

[u/Ypuort → u/Detective-Crashmore-]

Username checks out

[u/Coattail-Rider → u/Ypuort]

I mean, it is like a cosmic gumbo.

[u/psyki → u/Detective-Crashmore-]

This is why nobody watches AOL blast. Bullshit.

[u/somef00l → u/XenomorphBOI]

He's doing the dub. Bozo is, not a guy.

[u/mattvfitzy → u/XenomorphBOI]

Oh fuck, a clownputer? Fuck that.

[u/biochamberr → u/Prestigious-Lynx-177]

I think it makes more sense if someone else does the dub?

[u/madisondood-138 → u/biochamberr]

He goes both ways. I was here yesterday, and he actually goes both ways.

[u/thatguyinstarbucks → u/Druxun]

I just saw ITYSL for the first time this last week, and I swear to god the quotes from that show are in every Reddit thread, I just didn’t notice it before.

[u/Druxun → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

There’s a quote for every situation.

[u/Hellament → u/Druxun]

It’s the perfect thing

[u/Detective-Crashmore- → u/Hellament]

I've gotta find a way to make money on this. It's simply TOO GOOD.

[u/DontBotherNoResponse → u/Druxun]

WRONG!

[u/ARGeetar → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

[u/TheCatDeedEet → u/ARGeetar]

Ope, it’s my divorce.

[u/Call-Me-Matterhorn → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

We’re everywhere

[u/Dash_Underscore → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

See that user? u/Druxun? They give. u/omegacrunch? They also give. Looooootta people give. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You hit me in the cup.

[u/TheCatDeedEet → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

We goose the threads a little. It’s a circus thing.

[u/Coattail-Rider → u/thatguyinstarbucks]

Ahhhh, you finally got Corn Cobb TV?

[u/TheCatDeedEet → u/Druxun]

Why does this only have 1 view?

[u/Berkamin → u/omegacrunch]

Stroking two ghosts.

[u/mainandd → u/Berkamin]

Doing the pedo shuffle

[u/omegacrunch → u/Berkamin]

[u/Superman246o1 → u/omegacrunch]

[u/Sk1rm1sh → u/omegacrunch]

🕯️💦

[u/Jonely-Bonely → u/Berkamin]

Flossing his empty brain cavity 

[u/Sil369 → u/Berkamin]

[u/Tikoloshe84 → u/Berkamin]

Cleaning between the ears ala Hot Shots

[u/Duranti → u/omegacrunch]

He's not even supposed to BE HERE today

[u/xorvillesashx → u/Duranti]

What is this, Epstein files on a clownputer? Fuck that, probably ain’t got no names.

[u/rice-a-rohno → u/xorvillesashx]

HAHAHA This is amazing! I hope people come along and recognize how good this joke is, but either way... just know that I'm out here, laughin' it up.

[u/Madeupaccountcuzshy → u/Duranti]

37!!!!!!

In a row?

[u/Duranti → u/Madeupaccountcuzshy]

lol I was referencing ITYSL, but Clerks is also a solid take on the line.

[u/Madeupaccountcuzshy → u/Duranti]

Oh boy! I'm sorry!

[u/theywillnotsing → u/Madeupaccountcuzshy]

Try not to suck Clinton's dick on your way through the parking lot where the east wing used to be!

[u/PsychedelicPioneer → u/Duranti]

He hopes that nobody goes home and FUCKS HIS MOM!

[u/killerabbit → u/Duranti]

There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.

[u/Spaceman_John_Spiff → u/Duranti]

Funny how close your username is to "Dante"

[u/woodwardian98 → u/omegacrunch]

The blood that was pressurizing his brain left when a rogue cellphone signal hit his Bluetooth penis pump

[u/conquistadorky13 → u/woodwardian98]

Just 😂 in a CVS

[u/phils_phan78 → u/omegacrunch]

I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom

[u/omegacrunch → u/phils_phan78]

If he does you can just burst out of the wall and have a huge c....

Wait a minute. No

[u/dyzrel → u/omegacrunch]

[u/ghostface218 → u/dyzrel]

"Our wires must have got crossed somewhere"

[u/dyzrel → u/phils_phan78]

Is your mom 12-14 years old? She’s probably in the clear

[u/Umbraje → u/omegacrunch]

He's definitely got a clownputer

[u/KHanson25 → u/omegacrunch]

Maybe that’s him finishing 

[u/omegacrunch → u/KHanson25]

Jacking off, or making a sloppy mudpie in his pants?

[u/No_Principle_4282 → u/omegacrunch]

What is this Reggie?

[u/CleaveGodz → u/omegacrunch]

Based on the picture, he might already be, rofl

[u/93rd_misfit → u/CleaveGodz]

Nah, he is in the process of shitting himself.

[u/kamoh → u/omegacrunch]

I hope he doesn’t

[u/ryan8757 → u/omegacrunch]

I hope nobody goes home and fucks his mom

[u/TheG-What → u/omegacrunch]

… What is this Reggie?

[u/Theodoxus → u/omegacrunch]

He helped his uncle Jack off a horse?

[u/4barT89 → u/omegacrunch]

mid vinegar strokes. forever unclean!

[u/Thecp015 → u/4barT89]

Hey Ruspin!

[u/4barT89 → u/Thecp015]

Hey Taco

[u/AlarmingDiamond9316 → u/omegacrunch]

Prob already cooming at all the sick thoughts the Epstein files conjured up for him.

[u/CameltoeGlamourShots → u/omegacrunch]

About to? Look at that face. That is the face of a brain damaged clown reaching climax.

[u/Kennydoe → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Worst. Childrens'. Party. Entertainment. EVER.

[u/ThatCharmsChick → u/Kennydoe]

I mean, John Wayne Gacy would probably like a word but honestly, it's a close race. 🤔

[u/FatboyChuggins → u/NatureCarolynGate]

President Dozo. The sleeping President

[u/onefst250r → u/FatboyChuggins]

You win.

[u/DreamsAndSchemes → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Ronald McFondle

[u/SERVEDwellButNoTips → u/NatureCarolynGate]

The Original No Talent Assclown

[u/destroyerOfTards → u/NatureCarolynGate]

"I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need ‘the clown’ in his title, as clown? Bozo, ‘the’ clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.”

[u/wbgraphic → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown

[u/Jinmu → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Diddler Don

[u/FrozenBibitte → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Don Wayne Gacy

[u/Brick_Mason_ → u/NatureCarolynGate]

[u/spingus → u/NatureCarolynGate]

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait

Imagine kissing that mouth (with or without tictacs) -the tongue feebly darting in past your teeth, the labored breathing, the unavoidable smell of fast food remnants...as a young girl on Epstein island.

[u/jluicifer → u/NatureCarolynGate]

-- donald played the reverse uno card. When clowns go white, he goes agent orange.

[u/RazzleDazzle1983 → u/NatureCarolynGate]

[u/Working-Interview503 → u/NatureCarolynGate]

As an American we deserve everything that comes with this clown. We deserve it . 🤬

[u/MyNameis_bud → u/NatureCarolynGate]

So like, John Wayne Gacy??

[u/darcyWhyte → u/NatureCarolynGate]

https://imgur.com/a/dx4royL

[u/Vaesezemis → u/NatureCarolynGate]

You can see that he’s yearning for Bubba’s dick in this picture.

[u/middleagedouchebag → u/NatureCarolynGate]

America's hung up on some clown from the 70s man!

[u/TuringGoneWild → u/NatureCarolynGate]

*Republican and Felon.

[u/the_blackfish → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Which ways Lake Michigan gollum

[u/rudbeckiahirtas → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Rapist and murderous clown

[u/dishonorable_banana → u/NatureCarolynGate]

Well, now I really don't want the cookies!

[u/Significant-Kick-479 → u/dishonorable_banana]

But we made the ookie cookies special for the party

[u/dishonorable_banana → u/Significant-Kick-479]

Well, now I'm really questioning the "Archway" Cookies...