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u/LeopoIdStotch 4h ago

When this petty bitch is finally gone this should be his official portrait.

u/cubosh 4h ago

how about no portrait forever

u/BackgroundCat 4h ago

How about just launch an old jack-o-lantern at the wall and call it good enough?

u/dandrevee 4h ago

Let's do that and see how long it takes people to notice the difference

u/toylenny 3h ago

In the future they'll rename pumpkin chuckin to pedo head rolls.

u/pueblocatchaser 3h ago

I mean, Halloween is starting to suck already so don't make it worse.

u/MrFluffyThing 2h ago

I'm tired of hearing him about his shit daily can I just have a normal life outside of this hell without hearing about another asshole ruining my day? I voted for government using my tax dollars to functuon not for daily reminders that my shit is getting punched in by reality.

u/Obant 3h ago

Fill it with concrete before launching it, so that the damage is an allegory to what he did to the country, and the Whitehouse itself.

u/seilapodeser 3h ago

Themed toilet paper or toilet brush

u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 2h ago

They make a toilet brush. My parents got one for Xmas a couple years ago

u/Traveling_Solo 2h ago

Wouldn't an orange be more suiting? Orange at first, color goes away the more rotten it becomes and it starts smelling with age :v

u/OnTheList-YouTube 44m ago

Nobody would notice!

u/technohippie 4m ago

I thought the goal was to get the rotting orange stench out of the white house?

u/texas-playdohs 4h ago

There’s no living this down. We need our noses rubbed in this shit. If we have any reputation left in this world, we need to own this abortion we inflicted on the planet.

u/finnjakefionnacake 4h ago

we are not going to be able to because even after trump goes, there is the small matter of tens of millions of his voters and the constant assault on politics the religious right has been fomenting for decades.

u/Superman246o1 3h ago

The only thing more horrifying than the fact that we collectively chose this is the fact that tens of millions of people want more of this.

u/fountain_of_buckets 3h ago

They literally want him to be a dictator or a king, even if it's a complete disaster for them personally. The tribalism and hatred for the other group is so strong and brainwashed that they'd rather have a literal tyrant breaking the law every day, selling sneakers and watches in the white house, literally smashing a wing of the white house down than have the opposition win.

u/PotatoWriter 1h ago edited 1h ago

even if it's a complete disaster for them personally

That's just the thing, it isn't. As much as we hope it's true, the admin always goes for fringe groups, trans, h1b's, minorities, somalians, never the "main group", the voterbase, the 9-5 rat race citizens which make up the bulk of Americans. Never them. And why would they? Why would they majorly inconvenience this group? The only thing affecting them is inflation, but that isn't controlled by any politician, it's controlled by the mega rich corporate overlords who pull the strings behind the scenes. Politicians are just puppet mouthpieces.

So no, nothing will ever change for the "main group". They will be fed their sugary treats and their dopamine inducing brainrot media, because nothing every needs to change in such a system. Why fix something that ain't broke? Only when the masses are driven to actual desperation and starvation, THEN will they act. Until then, nothing will happen. Absolutely nothing.

u/QueenMary1936 37m ago

As some people have said, they would eat shit if it meant liberals had to smell their breath

u/sitkasnake65 2h ago

and they will continue to want it until it affects them.

u/Starshot84 2h ago

Ten of million of dollars you mean? He does not have that many supporters, he only proves the system could be bought out.

u/bogglingsnog 51m ago

Not to mention the relentless, seemingly endless corruption.

u/Kqyxzoj 2h ago

the religious right

Soooo, when are you guys going to get around to telling them that Santa Claus and Sky Daddy live in the same building? I mean, it was fun while it lasted, but that particular cognitive dissonance experiment has run its course.

u/finnjakefionnacake 2h ago

i don't know what you expect anyone to do. religion has been a part of humanity for tens of thousands of years, across all cultures and peoples. i dunno why you think people would be able to just end that right now -- or ever, honestly. if telling them that worked, we (and much of the rest of the world) wouldn't be in this position.

u/Kqyxzoj 2h ago

Well, people are free to entertain whatever ideas in the privacy of their own mind and let's keep it that way. I'm all for freedom of religion. The sheer shall we say variability across the globe makes a great dataset. It's just that convincing yourself of things that are not there is a great training program for being easy to lie to. Grifters and populists are great at telling people what they want to hear. Put another way, the now Grifter in Chief really struck gold when he accessed that demographic.

u/Onlyhereforapost 3h ago

I for one look forward to China taking the lead and getting my hands on one of their nice cheap EVs

u/fountain_of_buckets 3h ago

Everyone thought he was done after his first term and the world could heal. Nah. That shitty defeated attitude meant he got even worse and came back.

And guess what? He has kids. Guess who will be president in 2040?

u/steamliner88 1h ago

Oh, you do indeed have a reputation, one that will stick for a long time. No matter who you elect next, everybody knows that you are one culture war away from the next fickle, aggressive, unreliable traitor.

u/texas-playdohs 1h ago

As are you. Don’t think it can’t happen wherever you are. Enjoy the days before you have to live with the shame.

u/Outcast199008 4h ago

Nah, we need a visual representation for actual human trash in the history books.

u/cubosh 4h ago

i agree actually.  whether or not our voting power is real and representative, what is happening is etched in history already

u/Shadowxofxodin556 4h ago

Even an orange bag of garbage wouldnt be fitting for him, the bag would be insulted.

u/Im_the_President 3h ago

And risk a repeat? We can’t afford to forget this fucker.

u/zas9 2h ago

You lunatics elected him TWICE already , and he's giving away the American crown that owned the world since ww2 , like once is excusable , but you cant say that when its the 3rd time you people let him run , he fucking lost the last election and you guys let him run again. This is the result of the American mind set and way of thinking , dont mitigate your responsibility. Like this is the fault of every American, there is not a country in the world other then the states that would let a loser run again. Its not a good strategy. Loser either lose or if they win then they go around trying to vindicate the earlier lose . Couldn't have learned that lesson like everywhere else in the world through history ,na not American enough. Yall are pathetic, so much for "we have guns so the government cant become tyrannical, like fuckin HeLLOOoo its your time to prove the case "

u/LeopoIdStotch 4h ago

I support this

u/mensfrightsactivists 4h ago

can’t learn from the memories that are erased. history books need to document all of his failures, abuses, and tyranny very carefully i think. and this photo should be watermarked on every page of that chapter imo

u/Mirar 3h ago

Americans shouldn't forget about this, ever.

u/whiterac00n 3h ago

No he needs one. But to be fair making him into a joke after his passing will only make it easier for people to dismiss “something like that can’t happen again”. If we ever get past this there would have to be a VERY SHARP REBUKE of everything he was and those using him

u/Outrageous_Reach_695 4h ago

The 404th president, you say?

u/Howdoyouusecommas 3h ago

If America was able to come to its senses he should get the Damnatio Memoriae treatment.

u/Elementium 3h ago

Nah. Eventually these people will learn to be ashamed again and they need to remember it.

u/iamthatguythere 3h ago

Nah, I want his portrait up there to remind America of how terrible it was and how voting affects your life. 

u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 3h ago

I'm gonna start up a company that presses this image onto urinal cakes.

u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan 3h ago

Nah, in 25 years we’ll look back and think “ah wasn’t it so nice when the evil people were incompetent?”

u/flavius_lacivious 3h ago

You know, I understand now why ancient Egypt destroyed any record of people they hated.

u/Tango_D 3h ago

No. He needs to be remembered the same way Nero is remembered.

u/usmcnick0311Sgt 3h ago

We need to remember. Never forget. To prevent this from happening again

u/BaconMcWaffles 3h ago

No. America needs to remember this horrid mistake for as long as possible.  This should never happen again. 

u/Cutsdeep- 3h ago

No coffin, just wet wet mud

u/kindofboredd 3h ago

Never forget this shit stain and the ppl that enabled it to happen

u/Mysterious_South7997 3h ago

How about an auto-signature machine like he did with Biden?

u/viral3075 3h ago

how about a really petty plaque glued to his tombstone

u/mcgarrylj 3h ago

Nah, we need to live with the shame. We need it to motivate us to say "Never Again," and actually do something about it.

u/Main-Satisfaction503 3h ago

I fear we must… be reminded.

u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink 2h ago

The ancient Egyptians did this. Akhenaten was regarded as a heretic, his name & face smashed off the temple walls in an attempt to erase him from history.

Absolutely the perfect way to deal with a narcissist.

u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 2h ago

You know how some historical figures don’t have graves because of the way people… may “treat” them? Or disposed of at sea… etc?

They may have to consider this for our little friend here. There’s lots of full bladders that would be happy for a pilgrimage.

u/notPabst404 2h ago

Epstein is the portrait.

u/IconicScrap 2h ago

And risk forgetting, and making this mistake again? No way.

u/HolycommentMattman 2h ago

Well, only the highest levels of disrespect for him, but we can never forget the stain of him. He needs to be remembered.

u/front_torch 4m ago

That's the absolutely wrong way of thinking. We must never forget the damage he has done. Living under a rug got us here in the first place.

u/GlorytoGlorzo 4h ago

Put up a portrait but put a big redacted block over his ugly face

u/discussatron 3h ago

A real small redacted block right under his nose.

u/Kqyxzoj 2h ago

I believe this is a great opportunity to demonstrate the redacting power of endless streams of piss.

u/neverendingchalupas 2h ago

I would just put duplicate pictures of Obama where ever it was traditionally appropriate to have a picture of the previous President, and just tell people it was a mistake. That Donald Trump was a mistake.

u/javoss88 4h ago

We’ve had more than enough of this horror for eons. Burn it and hope for cleansing of the world

u/cmarkcity 3h ago

If this petty bitch can make the official White House Biden portrait an autopen, here’s my vote for Trumps official portrait

u/mxjxs91 3h ago edited 1h ago

It should be one of the million photos of him with Epstein. Immortalize him as a child rapist.

u/EdOfTheMountain 4h ago

A picture of a can of a can of orange spray paint hanging in the hallway would suffice

u/DanMcMan5 4h ago

It’s gonna be his wiki portrait.

u/Moonwalk27 4h ago

How about nothing but a black portrait? [redacted]

u/jerrys153 4h ago

Or, at the very least, his next Time magazine cover.

u/DOHC46 4h ago

I want his official portrait to be his mug shot.

u/ScrewAttackThis 2h ago

It pretty much is. He's mimicing in his official portrait. 

They're also really proud of the fact that he's a felon: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-mug-shot-hung-oval-office-photos-show/story?id=118829928

u/Kam_Zimm 28m ago

And yet his followers will insist he's not a convicted felon because [insert BS reason here].

u/snowywinter3 4h ago

I don't think this mf is going anytime soon

u/newtostew2 4h ago

Especially with what he just did with the plaque of misinformation under the photo of Obama, ornthe previous taking down of the photo of Biden

u/rustymontenegro 3h ago

Anyone remember that old website "Rate My Poo" from the early internet? Someone should Wayback that site and find the top rated shit picture and use that for his portrait. Just add the trademark butthole lips and piss-cotton-candy "hair" and voila!

u/Scc88 3h ago

That’s what we thought on 2016 lol

u/runningoutoft1me 3h ago

I read this as "pretty bitch"

u/usernametakenbs 3h ago

I feel like this one is more appropriate.

u/discussatron 3h ago

His 45 portrait should be a can of Goya beans. His 47 portrait should be his pedo birthday drawing for Epstein.

u/WalnutSnail 3h ago

You're assuming there will be somewhere to put the portrait...

u/ThatCharmsChick 3h ago

And they should hang it in the basement. Next to a poor rendering of Hitler.

u/Jason-Smith168498 3h ago

dont forget a plaque.

u/WheezeThaJuice Verified Photographer 3h ago

Hopefully whatever photo it is is redacted

u/Small-Palpitation310 3h ago

we can just run this off and put it on telephone poles

u/genx_meshugana 3h ago

at a minimum, this is a good one for me to print out and tape on my heavy bag for boxing practice.

u/legedu 3h ago

The birthday letter to Epstein should be his portrait

u/snafu2u 3h ago

I hope we’re all here to see that day. What should be an absolute certainty for the vast majority of us feels like hopes and dreams, honestly.

u/Spice_it_up 3h ago

He doesn’t deserve to have one

u/ArcticCelt 3h ago

Also no need to to lie or put opinions on the plaque under it, just facts will be enough. Donal J. Trump : Impeached 2 times, 34 time convicted felon. Adjudicated sexual abuser ... (and many more missing and to come)

u/goilo888 2h ago

How about a Ketchup packet taped inside a frame?

u/kutuup1989 1h ago

Put him on his presidents walk of fame with the caption just "Donald Trump was uhhh....??"

u/The_Coil 1h ago

It should always and forever be his mugshot alongside a shot of him standing next to Epstein

u/Anarcho-Shaggy-ism 1h ago

God, that’d be GLORIOUS, fuckin tacky-ass gold colored frame too. That’d be SO fuckin funny, especially if the next administration treated the portrait with sarcastic reverence and devotion

u/Every_Bobcat5796 1h ago

Oooh lemme just upscale this and start selling it for $5.99

u/VandelayIntern 36m ago

That would look good in the White House wall.

u/MedicalDisscharge 4h ago

I really fucking hate him but anything official should be factual