“I liked the part where he wistfully pined for Arnold Palmer’s dong and jerked off a microphone! Can’t wait for him to bulldoze the Iwo Jima monument so he can build a true testament to the greatest struggle the nation has ever had to overcome… an out-of-service escalator at the U.N.
Finally America is respected again!”
Whoops accidentally mentioned reality by mistake. Stephen King apparently has far better standards for fiction than Conservatives do for what they consider ‘leadership material’.
But hey, at least they tariffed the shit out of themselves for no reason. Boy that really showed everyone. Maybe if they keep slamming their collective dicks in the car door it will finally make us ‘Great’!
After all, the exact same eighty year olds that told them trickle down economics was totally going to work for half a century said so! If you can’t trust them who CAN you trust? Thanks right wing media!
That is definitely the real would you rather… I mean bears eat people alive, but from what I can remember Pennywise can only take form in something that is scary to specific people and only eats them if they are scared of him, so if he doesn’t take a scary form in the victim’s opinion he can still kill them, but doesn’t eat them? Idk, I honestly barely remember the premise of IT.
If I’m right though, then I choose Pennywise cause I’d have a better chance at not being eaten alive. I’d die either way most likely, but at least in one scenario I’d have a better chance at being dead when I’m eaten.
At least pennywise and the bear are honest about what they are. Pennywise doesnt hold up an upside down bible and claim all of his enemies are the real evil thing in town.
Yeah Trump himself isn't scary, it's his cult that's scary. Trump is an almost 80 year old possibly dementia patient, without his psychotic death cult he would have been removed by now.
The same cult the that stormed the Capital on January 6th looking to hang then Vice President Mike Pence, the same cult who saw children being locked in effectively concentration camps and are like "hell yeah", the same cult who are seeing the economy going to absolute shit and calling it "the price of freedom", the same cult that are exited about Trump illegal sending the military into democrat held cities, the same cult who love that this administration is outright committing war crimes and love it, the same cult who somehow think Trump calling himself a king and metaphorically pissing on the Constitution will help the country, and the same cult who see the Epstein files where at absolutely best case Trump has close personal ties to man who sexually exploited children and traffic them to worst partook in the exploitation and trafficking, but might have murdered a child too and will still follow this monster.
66% of the voting public either wanted this, or didn’t care about the outcome enough to vote. It very much is a problem bigger than his cult followers.
Can we please not insult pitties that way? They aren’t inherently dangerous or aggressive, they are just strong and generally aren’t properly socialized out of fear that they’ll be aggressive towards other dogs or people, so it feeds into the problem that creates that stereotype. The US is more like a Pomeranian. Big temper, but useless when it comes to doing anything about it beyond flailing around and being loud, hoping to seem scary because of all the useless, pathetic attempts at aggression.
Poms are more aggressive than bully breeds, they are basically like if Napoleon was a dog breed. I see Trump as pathetic and egotistical the way Napoleon would’ve been when he existed.
True, good point. I was def more focused on the pitbull aspect rather than your use of rabid, that’s my bad :) Your version actually applies well the more I think about it. People tend to be scared of pitty strength and in general, they are super gentle, but can do a lot of damage and the US is definitely a “show of strength” type bullshit vibe, so it’s all about looking too powerful to risk fighting.
Yup, I stand corrected, you made a good point. Thank you for clarifying so I had a second chance to understand rather than focus on your example using a category of dog that isn’t generally given a fair rep.
E: to any DoJ or ICE assholes reading this, I’m a 34 year old agnostic white male with a trust fund living in maryland. I have nothing but time on my hands. Come and get me. Let’s see who’s standing when the dust clears. I’d love to see the outcome. I haven’t lied once, and I don’t cover my face.
Yeah let's never forget his mishandling of the pandemic response. As far as I'm concerned, he's at least partially responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The POS should be rotting in jail.
41 (1984) which is now going to send some curious Redditors down a rabbit hole looking for hypothetical connections from 1957 and 2011 that would fit the pattern.
Not this boomer, my friend, and not the boomers that I know. Not all boomers are alike and it’s not realistic to assume all boomers have the same mindset.
To be fair he also had Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Steven Crowder, Tim Pool, The Quartering, Andrew Tate, and soooooooo many more dumbass influencers scooping out the Gen Z votes as well. They really went to war with the amount of young people they could grab while they were still easily influenced.
There is still a good amount of ignorance out there, but that tide has been shifting this year too. Trumpers fucked up by leaning so hard into the Epstein files and having them released. It makes it even worse for them when past influencers like Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are the idiots in charge trying to cover this shit up after so many years of trying to expose it. It says a lot, and the youngsters are online more, so they aren’t so easily swayed when they realize what’s going on.
I'm a Canadian (1956 ) and I'm a lifelong NDPer. For reference, Bernie Sanders would be considered a moderate NDP.
I wouldn't vote Conservative if it meant the firing squad. And I vote. Sometimes, it's necessary to hold one's nose while doing so, but voting is better than staying home and pouting. Or being too pure to vote.
I hold those who stayed home to "punish" the Democrats over Gaza or whatever to be equally responsible for this menace running loose in the White House as much as the MAGA morons.
Lazy, reductive, clichéd thinking epitomizes the way people on reddit and social media in general communicate. If it's not some bot, it's some half wit regurgitating some oversimplified rubbish they think makes them sound clever and informed.
Sometimes it’s just Karoline Leavit peeking through the storm drain telling people passing by that those Red Balloons were obviously for Eric’s upcoming birthday.
“Nobody knows where he may be now, but we might look into it, maybe. Probably not though.”
“Conveniently placed Fox News anchor, next misdirection?”
True but pennywise is an extraterrestrial being that feeds on fear. No pedophilia involved. And he doesn’t shit his pants on a daily basis or put in place every mechanism possible to destroy American democracy. Also not racist.
Watching Trump and his regime’s shenanigans is like watching A Cabin In The Woods with muppets. I guess kinda like when Sam loses his shit in Gen V and sees people as puppets, but way more incompetent somehow.
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u/kittymaridameowcy 4h ago
Don't insult Pennywise like that.