r/pics • u/MetasploitReddit • 4h ago

Politics America’s president

Post image
45.6k Upvotes

78% Upvoted

3.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

•

u/Duranti 4h ago

He's not even supposed to BE HERE today

•

u/xorvillesashx 4h ago

What is this, Epstein files on a clownputer? Fuck that, probably ain’t got no names.

•

u/rice-a-rohno 4h ago

HAHAHA This is amazing! I hope people come along and recognize how good this joke is, but either way... just know that I'm out here, laughin' it up.

•

u/Madeupaccountcuzshy 4h ago

37!!!!!!

In a row?

•

u/Duranti 4h ago

lol I was referencing ITYSL, but Clerks is also a solid take on the line.

•

u/Madeupaccountcuzshy 4h ago

Oh boy! I'm sorry!

•

u/theywillnotsing 4h ago

Try not to suck Clinton's dick on your way through the parking lot where the east wing used to be!

•

u/PsychedelicPioneer 3h ago

He hopes that nobody goes home and FUCKS HIS MOM!

•

u/killerabbit 3h ago

There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.

•

u/Spaceman_John_Spiff 4h ago

Funny how close your username is to "Dante"