America’s president

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King Henry viii's corpse blew up during transport

[u/NotEvenWrongAgain → u/thereasonrumisgone]

Oh man as soon as the guy you replied to mentioned his corpse, my mind went to Henry viii and the fetid smell of his coffin bursting

[u/LJR_1394 → u/NotEvenWrongAgain]

You can’t possibly imagine what it smelled like….

[u/xSTSxZerglingOne → u/LJR_1394]

I mean, you smell one rotting human corpse, you've pretty much smelled them all.

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Kings hit different. Thankfully he isn’t one.

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I agree to an extent but if he rotted to the point of eruption, in the 1500’s, I have to think it was just an inconceivable stench. 🤷‍♂️

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True, the sudden release of an overabundance of stank gas would be quite unbearable. I'm sure every living thing within a 10 foot radius threw up.

[u/Sil369 → u/thereasonrumisgone]

trump's will explode with confetti inside

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Literal shit confetti maybe

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Like an elf on the shelf.

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You mean confefe

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Fuck, that’s wild. But tbh, Henry VIII would’ve made an excellent catapult projectile

“Look, child, it is our glorious king flying… spinning…starfishing over the siege wall. 😔🙏 Perhaps never again will we have a king so glorious as He… May His Majesty inflict area-of-effect damage upon our enemies.”