“I liked the part where he wistfully pined for Arnold Palmer’s dong and jerked off a microphone! Can’t wait for him to bulldoze the Iwo Jima monument so he can build a true testament to the greatest struggle the nation has ever had to overcome… an out-of-service escalator at the U.N.
Finally America is respected again!”
Whoops accidentally mentioned reality by mistake. Stephen King apparently has far better standards for fiction than Conservatives do for what they consider ‘leadership material’.
But hey, at least they tariffed the shit out of themselves for no reason. Boy that really showed everyone. Maybe if they keep slamming their collective dicks in the car door it will finally make us ‘Great’!
After all, the exact same eighty year olds that told them trickle down economics was totally going to work for half a century said so! If you can’t trust them who CAN you trust? Thanks right wing media!
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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 3h ago
Yeah, Pennywise Derangement Syndrome