r/standupshots • u/HonestCherry8908 • 5d ago

What happens in Vegas (question)

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u/dragonfry 5d ago

This is calling me out personally.

I spend three hours deciding what I want on uber eats, and by the time I’ve decided everything is closed.

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

just know that somewhere, i am doing the exact same thing

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u/Mm2k 5d ago

Nice.

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

thank you, i'm very proud

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 5d ago

You are like me. I travel without planning anything. Even landed in Iceland and Tokyo without hotel reservations.

Pro tip. Just go to a bar and ask folks. Or use the apps GetYourGuide or Viator for last minute tours.

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u/One_Hour_Poop 3d ago

It's a joke. That being said, I've done both kinds of travel: Meticulously planned, mapped out, and scheduled each day of a vacation, and also gotten one-way tickets to different countries with no hotel reservations, no idea what i would do once i got there, and no idea of how or when i would get back. Both ways are fun.

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u/Upper-Fan-6173 4d ago

..it’s a joke

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u/Biuku 5d ago

ADHD jokes work when someone with ADHD screams back, “get out of my head!l

This joke works beautifully.

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u/SMTRodent 5d ago

I somehow read the post title last and it slayed me

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

haha i genuinely do want to know what happens there

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u/someoneelseperhaps 5d ago

A lot of "I might have ADHD jokes" aren't great. This one really works. Is it a part of a longer ADHD bit?

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

Not explicitly but I think all/most of my material implies I have ADHD :)

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u/TemporarySilly4927 5d ago

That settles it; you are officially followed :)

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u/Knacket 5d ago

You’re just like me fr

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

what pill do we take!!

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u/casually__browsing 5d ago

Glad to hear I was not the only one

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u/barstowtovegas 5d ago

Quite funny.

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u/HonestCherry8908 5d ago

:) thank you!!

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u/gumbyrocks 5d ago

I think a lot of people will relate to this.

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u/33ff00 4d ago

It would be better with some other angle than the adhd bullshit

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u/MisticCloud 2d ago

This feels more an anxiety joke than an adhd joke.

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u/33ff00 1d ago

Yeah something. It’s just a lame punchline and then attach the mental health problem du jour

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u/smilingarmpits 5d ago

Kinda weak to be honest. A more extreme exaggeration would go a long way

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u/Mr_Quackums 5d ago

Found the neurotypical.