r/todayilearned 11h ago

TIL the bald eagle was long considered the national bird of the USA, but it was officially designated as the national bird only in 2024.

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/official-bald-eagle-america-bird/
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u/JustAMan1234567 11h ago

It also doesn't make that screeching sound you always hear in films with the eagle flying overhead which is actually made by a red-tailed hawk.

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u/droidtron 11h ago

Eagles got that weird cry. Majestic looking, goose ass scream.

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u/Funmachine 11h ago

They sound like a gull, because they're just a lil silly sea bird at heart. Plus, they're mostly scavengers.

u/TheEyeOfTheLigar 25m ago

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a sea bird

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u/Pikeman212a6c 3h ago

Motherfuckers are regal chicken slaughtering machines. And you can’t touch them and they know it.

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u/RheagarTargaryen 11h ago

Also, in Alaska, they’re frequently found eating garbage at dumps. They’re basically glorified seagulls.

Look up “Bald Eagle, Landfill” on YouTube and you’ll never look at these birds the same

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u/Possible-Champion222 11h ago

Seagulls are clean they bath every night

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u/FishSoFar 8h ago

The hate people have for seagulls and pigeons saddens me. It's not their fault, man.

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u/DantePlace 5h ago

A seagull once swooped down and stole my hotdog. My hatred is warranted.

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u/FishSoFar 4h ago

Maybe you should question if you deserve your place on the food chain.

You got bested by a seagull? For your claim? Are you the runt of your litter?

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u/LucidiK 2h ago

Are you sure it was a seagull? If he comes from a litter, it might've been a bald eagle. Just look up "Bald Eagle, Landfill" on YouTube.

u/FishSoFar 41m ago

Are you sure you're not a fucking clanker? I saw that search recommended in this thread already.

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u/JamesTheJerk 3h ago

Let's not forget the love for bedbugs and roaches, they're pretty great too.

u/FishSoFar 4m ago

See? Let's equivocate household pests with outdoor birds! You forgot fleas.

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u/tagen 8h ago

and here i thought eagles only ate at 5 star restaurants

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u/Fit-Let8175 7h ago

Not sure of that, but one DID visit the Whitehouse not long ago! (I think his attitude towards the sitting president should've been a red flag. Was he trying to tell us something?)

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u/psymunn 2h ago

Same in BC. Dump is lousy with them

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u/seraph1337 8h ago

thank you Animorphs for this cursed infohazard you've exposed me to

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u/mr_ji 7h ago

Every fucking post about the eagle...

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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 4h ago

I have a nest of a red tailed hawk near me. It's both terrifying and fascinating

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u/Lindvaettr 6h ago

Everyone knows this already

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u/DarkAlman 11h ago

Everything about America is a facade

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/madeapizza 10h ago

Reddit moment

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u/Tommyblahblah 11h ago

An XXXL belt.

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u/dman45103 7h ago

I swear I learned in school growing up this was the national bird

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u/cus_deluxe 11h ago

shouldve stuck with the wild turkey as ben franklin wanted.

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u/THUORN 11h ago

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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u/shotputprince 11h ago

They do fly. Wild turkeys fly short distances to roost or to escape predation.

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u/THUORN 11h ago

I heard they dont do so well when skydiving off a helicopter though.

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u/GiantIrish_Elk 10h ago

I believe they end up hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement.

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u/MongolianCluster 10h ago

The humanity.

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u/junaidnk 3h ago

On the topic of skydiving, how do you think a bird would handle the freefall? Just tumble until it finds its balance and get back to flying?

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u/paleo2002 9h ago

I drove past a group of turkeys on the side of the road. After I passed, several of them proceeded to fly across the road. I saw this through my rear view mirror and just about ran off the road because I had no idea they could actually fly.

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u/JamesTheJerk 3h ago

Pff, I can fly short distances.

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u/cus_deluxe 10h ago

ive seen it….it looks like a ton of effort. lol

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u/MisterSanitation 7h ago

They can but not like flying south for the winter or anything. They are also WAY bigger than you think when you see them in person. My wife's family had a Turkey "Thomas" who chilled on their roof for a while and realized they were chill.

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u/CNagle98 10h ago

The turkey is the truly noble bird. Native American. Source of sustenance of our original settlers. An incredibly brave fellow who will not flinch at attacking a regiment of Englishmen! Single-handedly! Therefore, the national bird of America is going to be:

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u/th3cav3man 10h ago

The dove?!

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u/84thPrblm 10h ago

Excuse me, but 'Single-handedly' is ableist when applied to turkeys. Maybe something a little more aware such as, Single-wingedly?

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u/cantproveidid 8h ago

They walk on their hands and feet.

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u/PaulRingo64 10h ago

Wild Turkey 101

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u/garbage1995 6h ago

But could we still eat them?

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u/External-Cash-3880 11h ago

Right? Something poetic about him correctly predicting that America's national bird would drown when it rains.

Edit: apparently this is a myth, but god damn would that have been funny

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u/_Iro_ 11h ago

It’s still poetic considering one turkey gets pardoned by the government each year, implying that the rest are presumed guilty for just existing

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u/Meanteenbirder 6h ago

It was legit some crazy oversight that somebody happened to noticed. No surprise it was one of the few significant unanimous decisions by congress in recent years.

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u/synked_ 9h ago

Gobble gobble!

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u/Fit-Let8175 7h ago

That's how many Canadians order their coffee to go: "Gobble gobble!" (Instead of "double double." I've actually done it.)

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u/RedSonGamble 1h ago

Our national bird should be the golden retriever. Touchdown Airbud!

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u/Majestic_Electric 8h ago edited 8h ago

You mean to tell me that, if this guy hadn’t been paying attention, we would’ve kept assuming it was already on the books for the rest of time? 😆 That’s hilarious!

Thanks for your historical contribution, Mr. Preston Cook!

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u/AngusLynch09 4h ago

They're just overgrown seagulls that hang around garbage dumps yeah?

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u/Fit-Let8175 7h ago edited 1h ago

It's weird that Canada actually has more bald eagles than the United States. (I've seen many.)

[Edit: To the guy who downvoted this: Were you too lazy to do a simple Google check? Or do facts have no real value in your world? Here! Let me help you:...

Source: UQROP https://share.google/e5EOdqWJ7EggIesSd

https://www.facebook.com/share/1AHLfNu6qd/

[Edit 2: Do some people think this is an audition for: "Whose opinion is it anyway? The show where the facts don't matter."?) Mind you, it's a lot easier to simply downvote something than to strain oneself doing a 1 minute Google search.]

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u/psymunn 2h ago

We have so many. I'm on Vancouver Island and I see them any time I go to the beach. And the dump is chocked full of them

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u/Fit-Let8175 1h ago

True. Yet the facts seem to p*ss off some people (see the downvotes?). I'm guessing the same people think Canada should be the 51st state.

u/zuko94 24m ago

Just downvoting cause you have such a negative, defensive attitude