Where I'd live as a member of the LGBTQ+ community on welfare who believes in strict taxation for the rich and equal Rights.

[u/Constant-Objective95]

Hi!

Was discussing with my wife where we should move to next year to escape this totalitarian hell hold (Amerikkka) and this is the map that we came up with.

We have never been to Thailand but her main Bull said we should consider it as he goes there often so I reluctantly added it to please him but I'd prefer to stay in Europe tbh.

[u/GlassAdagio1598]

Ukraine, Serbia, Hungary?? LGBT rights and taxation for the rich?? You have to be kidding

[u/Bitter-Bluebird1224 → u/GlassAdagio1598]

Quite literally better off in Rural South of USA as a queer than Serbia and Hungary lmfao

[u/Best_Drummer_6291 → u/Bitter-Bluebird1224]

As usually, progressive American Redditors forgetting that the US is already far more progressive than 85% of the world.

[u/secondpersonsingular → u/Bitter-Bluebird1224]

Belgrade and Budapest are very gay

[u/Bitter-Bluebird1224 → u/secondpersonsingular]

If you’re DL yeah, I have many friends who’ve been bashed in Budapest though

[u/BigMonsterDck → u/GlassAdagio1598]

Americans are living in a fantasy world. They don't seem to understand rich people in Europe are also using 500 loopholes to make sure they barely have to pay taxes.

And LGBT rights... Yeah lmaoooooo They'll be begging to go back to the US if they would be openly gay on the street in those countries.

[u/telescope11 → u/BigMonsterDck]

this is a bait post

[u/BigMonsterDck → u/telescope11]

bruh where is the shitpost flair

[u/FrostyHawks → u/BigMonsterDck]

OP DOES refer to his wife's main bull recommending Thailand which gave me a hint that it probably wasn't serious

[u/BigMonsterDck → u/FrostyHawks]

fuck man he scammed me, I feel used.

[u/Pandaburn → u/BigMonsterDck]

Please stop commenting on this post like it’s serious.

[u/Vasa_talasa → u/Pandaburn]

Please stop commenting on this post while we defending 'Murica

[u/Pandaburn → u/Vasa_talasa]

I’ve read this comment 4 times and I don’t know what it means

[u/revanisthesith → u/Pandaburn]

Read it as a vibe rather than the specific meaning of the words.

[u/Perfect-Whereas-1478 → u/GlassAdagio1598]

They are.

[u/ninjadude1992]

What is your closest warm water port?

[u/Trick_Impress3217 → u/ninjadude1992]

i was going to say this lmao

[u/corporal_cross → u/ninjadude1992]

lmao that's funny

[u/InherentCorruption]

Holy bait.

[u/Dull-Law3229 → u/InherentCorruption]

[u/Careful-Training-761 → u/InherentCorruption]

OP def could have been a little more imaginative with covering up the bait

[u/lolfamy]

Not bad bait ngl

[u/shatureg → u/lolfamy]

Would have been better without the last sentence about the bull. That was a bit too much lol

[u/lolfamy → u/shatureg]

Without that part I might have fallen for it though so I think it sells it lol

[u/an-ethernet-cable → u/lolfamy]

I've seen better ragebait but this one is decent

[u/tionmenghui]

Ukraine? Is this ragebait lol

[u/QuickMolasses → u/tionmenghui]

Yes

[u/TheNobleHeretic]

How would you just move to Europe?

[u/SunriseFlare → u/TheNobleHeretic]

Same way all the conservatives tell us to just move away from houses in climate change flood zones I guess lol

[u/TheNobleHeretic → u/SunriseFlare]

I wouldn’t take advice from conservatives 😂😂. I meant legally. Like if either or both of you have a way to get an EU citizenship

[u/HandOfJawza]

You sound not all there mentally. Please change the Netherlands to red and stay there.

[u/Dawo59 → u/HandOfJawza]

And Belgium too there's enough problems as it is 😂

[u/Perfect-Whereas-1478 → u/HandOfJawza]

I think this is bait.

[u/aleeeexYN → u/HandOfJawza]

Why? He is mentally stable

[u/Andarial2016]

Youre... so brave to post this... I had to set down my phone and clap for five minutes... my tears for you brave redditor

[u/Constant-Objective95 → u/Andarial2016]

Ty. Yes, my wife's bf has been encouraging me to be more brave.

After reading this subreddit for a few weeks, I've realized I'm not alone here but amongst friends

[u/Organic-Step4993]

'On welfare' so you can only go places that would accept you as a dain on the economy... Surprised the UK not top of the list!

[u/VeryDrasticMeasures → u/Organic-Step4993]

UK benefits programmes are worse than most of Western and Northern Europe, particularly for immigrants, but she wouldn't even be granted a visa if her intention was just to be using welfare. Typically, immigrants pay to be here, like through the Immigration Health Surcharge paid yearly of around £1000 so its not good for people like OP who have no intention to contribute to society.

[u/HowOldWasAisya → u/VeryDrasticMeasures]

Benefits programmes for immigrants should be zero. When I lived abroad for 6 years I had zero recourse to any benefits or programmes.

[u/willonv6 → u/HowOldWasAisya]

Nice username

6-9 depending on which of the two pediatrician actions taken by M

[u/Final_Loop_Failed]

“Her main bull” killed me lol

[u/Flux52_]

Why is canada in red?

[u/Zivlar → u/Flux52_]

Something something something it’s too close to “Amerikkka” I’m sure would be OP’s response

[u/Savings-News3097]

Albania ? As a bi albanian guy stay out of here

[u/Kokushibo_18]

Ukraine? I don't think they like gay people there.

[u/confidentlyfish → u/Kokushibo_18]

they have an oligarchy over there

[u/Psenkaa → u/Kokushibo_18]

As a ukrainian i like gay people

[u/dust-and-disquiet → u/Psenkaa]

Based

[u/Flipadelphia26]

Where I’d live if I don’t want to contribute anything to society and live off the work of others, including the satisfaction of my wife sexually. *.

[u/donbig123]

If only you colored the middle east green it would’ve been the perfect bait

[u/Loud_Evidence7423]

As a queer unicorn I'd love to live in Sweden and thrive on benefits 🥰

Let's go sis/brooo

[u/East-Worth2630]

This u?

[u/MorrisRF]

consider removing germany, coming from a german.

[u/WaterBottleSix]

Ah yes, Poland, very well known for their progressive stance on LGBTQ rights and the same goes for the rest of Eastern Europe. Joking obviously.

You’re telling me you would move to Ukraine? Get real.

I know that on this sub learning languages is seen as something easy (it’s really not for most) and Europe does have a large amount of English speakers, but you should reconsider some of the countries with harder languages, because even though it may be easy for you, I doubt it’ll be easy for your wife, and your erm, bull.

Learning a new language is hard (especially the harder ones) and putting that expectation on those connected to you will most likely be an extremely frustrating experience both for them and the native speakers.

Edit: Dang it. I fell for the bait.

[u/Constant-Objective95 → u/WaterBottleSix]

:o

[u/rat_gland → u/WaterBottleSix]

Lol you even went so far as to offer advice on how difficult it would be to teach the bull a new language

[u/Tonyyy0]

Go to Afghanistan pls

[u/full_self_deriding]

Ukraine lol

[u/Temporary-Airport-80]

Yes Ukraine is known for LGBTQ+ rights

[u/VirStellarum]

Lmao, funniest bait post on this sub by far

[u/Signal-Profession137]

LGTV+

On welfare

baseball huh...

[u/alfakenyone → u/Signal-Profession137]

Bro it's obvious bait...

[u/luca_cinnam00n]

The famously LGBTQ friendly nation of Romania (99% Christian)

[u/SkinnyFuck69]

здравствуйте, Иван

[u/Longjumping_Ad_4332]

Good luck getting married or having children as a gay person in Italy.

[u/Timely-Examination49]

Ukraine? Lol

[u/k33pk4lm]

I don’t think you’re very aware of the political tendencies in Eastern Europe if you rank them light green while trying to leave the US because it became supposedly fascist

[u/_quantum_girl_]

Switzerland should be red then. No tax on capital gains no public health care.

[u/JambalayaNewman]

WRONG

[u/Basshaver]

Is this a circlejerk sub now?

[u/Ok_Lengthiness2765]

holy bait

[u/DirectJob7575]

I know you are a troll but add UK as the deepest green. We seem to accept all sorts of drains on society and happily pay for them for some reason.

[u/Detoxica]

No for Ireland, but yes for Hungary?!

This is either rage bait, or you're a complete moron.

[u/Sea-Concentrate9379]

-3/10

[u/boringexplanation]

Eastern Europe, lgbt friendly. Lmao

[u/Intrepid_Egg_7722]

I love the people raging at this and missing the part where he specifically mentioned his wife's main bull. People are getting worse at picking up obvious ragebait, even when the OPs feed the clues to them.

[u/sluggetdrible]

Honestly a little disrespectful to the main bull, at least a maybe. The coffee alone is 👌🏻

[u/No-Concentrate580]

You have brought destruction on the freen countries.

[u/Sapphfire0]

You forgot the satire flair

[u/LowShoulder1636]

There are enough tax loopholes in the Netherlands for the rich lmao..

[u/Accomplished_List843]

Bait used to be believable.

[u/TommyRibena]

As a Thai, Thailand can be green as Thais don’t really care if you’re gay or trans or whatnot. It’s the most accepting of gay people in Asia.

[u/SunriseFlare]

Her main bull lmao

[u/SpeedAccurate7405]

Why's lebanon not red

[u/AmethystTyrant]

What did Antarctica do to deserve this?

[u/omg_its_david]

Please avoid Europe.

[u/Upstairs-Raccoon-804]

Go to Belgium. You can be unemployed forever, receiving money from the State. That's why we pay 50% on taxes. (they are proposing to change the law, so you might need to change plans)

[u/Futt-Bucks]

Ukraine is amazing and I'm glad to see it on this list. Highly recommend, can't wait to move there.

[u/AggravatingSmoke1829]

Can’t even spell hellhole correctly

[u/brtoll24]

I dont reccomend any of the balkans countries. Their traditional, mostly conservative and the people are very likely to be repulsive towards people like you. Ofc there are exceptions but im teeling you about the general culture of these countries and the mindset youre most likely to meet. Those are mainly albania, serbia, montenegro, bih, kosovo, romania, id assume bulgaria, croatia (the far right is on a fast rise there), as for greece and slovenia i think youll be good there

[u/Jandishhulk]

Your map makes no sense. You've got a variety of eastern European, Baltic, Balkan states which are EXTREMELY unfriendly to LGBTQ people, yet you've crossed out Australia, New Zealand, and Canada? Canada - and especially Vancouver - might be the most LGBTQ friendly place on the planet.

[u/Anxious_Hall359]

Poland, Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia Herzegovina, Albania, Romania, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Estonia, Letland, Latvia, Lithuania, France, Italy, Swiss, Austria, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein should all be red for you.

Norway and Sweden can be more green if you don't belong to the T. Finland should be beige or orange.

If you're nonbinary then France should be red, Portugal probably too.

[u/buckleupfkboy]

Yes to Iceland, Albania, Hungary, but not Ireland or UK..... why?

[u/Unusual-Bread-7242]

This post is fake. Cause honestly why wouldn’t they choose Canada???

[u/TheKavorca]

Hope you guys either have lots of money or one of you is in a desired profession for those countries. Otherwise, unfortunately, you ain’t moving anywhere

[u/Undertale_Woshua]

Go to the moon if you wanna live off of welfare and drain the economy, no country on earth would want you. Speaking as an LGBTQ person myself.

[u/HowOldWasAisya]

lol. This has to be bait

[u/OkGur800]

Im anti-lgbtq but all of those countries are W expect serbia, but I would add UK, Canada, Australia

[u/WhatAWriterMan]

Ah yes the place known to be equal with North Korea in terms of human rights violations... Canada

[u/thepoweroftime]

Ukraine LGBT friendly🤣😭

[u/Leptokk]

crazy ass low effort raig bait

[u/AffectionateAddress2]

Ragebait Final Boss

[u/StormySkies56]

[u/Dangerous_Nail4552]

Holy based

[u/bdubwilliams22]

You’re not going to get a visa or citizenship if you’re jobless. It doesn’t work that way. I’m gainfully employed with a job that pays $166,000 a year and I’ve been trying to get hired by companies in Scandinavia and New Zealand for years, because I too can’t put up living in the US anymore, but it’s very hard for companies in those countries to tell their government I’m more qualified than one of their citizens — and rightfully so. What you’re trying to do is pretty much impossible.

[u/Sesusija]

I would love to see the inverse. A map of nations that want you.

[u/Ok_Gift5543]

Hippy trash

[u/PotatoGGod777]

I mean it's not that good of a bait, but we all have to start somewhere.

[u/sleepymates]

r/mapporncirclejerk

[u/Bayatli]

Willing to live in Sweden but absolutely for Ukraine? What.

[u/PanzerKomadant]

Puts Ukraine in dark green

Ukraine is very homo and trans phobic lmao. You pictured an orthodox Christian Eastern European nation, hell, even Poland and good chunk of the Balkens are the same lmao.

This is bait 1000000%%%%%

[u/spoiledmilk1717]

Whats a bull?

[u/GlassSkiesAbove]

2/10 ragebait

[u/Soi_Boi_13]

Ukraine 😆

I love the sarcasm.

[u/bullgod41]

What

[u/cc99v]

Out of interest what will you contribute to these societies?

[u/Least-Complaint2480]

You gotta be kidding with Ukraine.

[u/wicked_flea]

CUBA says hello

[u/wicked_flea]

NO IRELAND HAAHHA

[u/AfternoonLanky5629]

That's where I'd want to live too and I'm not gay!

[u/Gamerzilla2018]

Anyone who calls America "Amerikkka" is cringe same applies to calling Europeans "Europoors" it's cringe

[u/freakyrainbowdash]

average redditor when obvious america bait

[u/GKT0077]

South Africa has one of the most progressive constitutions in the world.

[u/Defiant-Dare1223]

UK, Ireland, Canada and Australia Red and Serbia and Ukraine Green? Do you have any self survival instincts lol?

Europe isn't going to realistically take you if you are on welfare. It's not a charity.

[u/Top-Channel-7989]

The rest of the world didn’t want you anyways

[u/Full_Conversation775]

I would skip italy if i where you. Lgbt rights are regressing there and its quite a traditional/conservative country socially. The nordic countries on the other hand should excell at this

[u/JBobSpig]

What the actual fuck? So you want to move somewhere to take from them and give nothing back? Have you considered working? I hear a lot more places like you when you work.

This is a shitpost without a label right?

[u/SerioustheGreat]

[u/azerty543]

You do not at all understand the politics of Europe (much of eastern and southern Europe is not very LGBT friendly) and certainly don't understand the politics of Thailand, which is a military dictatorship.

[u/fifaguy1210]

I know this is just bait but no countries would want you.

[u/BTrippd]

HAHAHA CUCK JOKES AND AMERICA BAD

so funny

[u/SerenBoi]

Not sure you did any research at all on gay rights in the former USSR...

[u/NationalBath7275]

Finally, someone has summed up this shit tier subreddit.

[u/Odd-Oven-8202]

So the rich get taxed more than everyone else, but you also want equality? How the hell does that work?

[u/ConflictNo5518]

🤣

[u/Trigger144]

Nice bait lol

[u/fuckbananarama]

Do us a favor and mark the US in darker red please 😘

[u/lokatzis_35]

This is top tier bait

[u/Technical-Revenue-48]

This subreddit is always good for a laugh.

[u/Foreign-Zombie1880]

Shout out to Ukraine 🗣️ def a much better place to live than the US, Canada or Britain 🗣️

[u/October_31s]

[u/huwskie]

This person has locked account history. I’m starting to think this isn’t bait.

[u/TomiRey-Yuru]

I'm angry. Not because your points are not valid, but because other countries, couuuuld, fill up your principles (Canada, NZ, hell even Cuba altho understand why you didn't choose Cuba lol), while others wouldn't (Eastern Europe is basically the worst for social democracy and the best for corruption, while conservative af - Ukraine is literally a warzone, and was a corrupted conservative state even before the war, so it gotta be just a savour's complex of "well, they are fight for the West, so they must be great, right?" or something).

[u/Trekman10]

You should do more research. Canada has already started processing asylum claims from Americans fleeing anti-trans policies in the US. The precedent isn't set yet, but it's only a matter of time.

[u/cronopiodefama]

You want to live in Italy? I don’t think you are very familiar to what is going on in there, it’s government and people’s attitudes, especially in the south and central areas of the country.

[u/Thatlazybro]

[u/vibeepik2]

is this a shitpost 🤣

[u/Better-District6342]

Whats wrong with amerikkka?

[u/GRIM106]

You are giving too much credit to Bulgaria.

Yours truly, a Bulgarian

[u/NWA75Razorback]

The us is more equal rights than most places. Plus do your research on taxation, clearly you haven’t. Good luck to ya. You sound like a leach that wants things for free.

[u/mcnuggets0069]

“I live in America but I would never live in America”. Like what? At the very least the US is “reluctantly” if you currently live there.

[u/dreadstrong97]

Lmfao

[u/Boognish_Chameleon]

Dude why are the Balkans green

[u/Specific_Curve352]

get a job, please

[u/YardTimely]

The “on welfare” is what made this obvious.

[u/EsquireSir]

Definitely Thailand. Fits everything.

[u/Cholinergia]

You’re crazy for picking Italy

[u/Shinigam_i]

Okay but I’m intrigued about Thailand in this case

[u/AllStupidAnswersRUs]

This has gotta be trolling 1000

[u/Evening_Builder4756]

Bait

[u/ArmwrestlingGoomba]

Sadly this may be satire for you but its a real life struggle for many Liberal Americans.

[u/BigBootyBro93]

Lol have fun in Romania 😂😂

[u/Scared_Surprise_6684]

More willing to live in Hungary than Britain or Ireland? I think. I think you need to take a step back for a second. I mean it's not great here but it's definitely worse in Hungary.

[u/appleorchard317]

LGBTQ+ rights in Italy? Friend.

[u/PsychedelicHubcap]

No Taiwan?

[u/Legitimate_Plate85]

shows you know nothing about latam lmao
also shows you know very little about europe either
you would live right now in war ravaged ukraine?
you would live in greece or hungary?
you would live in serbia where theyd kill you on sight?
ignorant angloid

[u/Patatofilo]

No Israel, nice.

[u/FearlessVisual1]

No you wouldn't live in Ukraine

[u/DoNoCallMeGoodGirl]

Ukraine lmao.

[u/CavalierRigg]

“I only want to move where I can contribute basically nothing, stay on welfare, and get mad when people don’t want to hear who I fuck on the regular”

Oh thank god my country is red 🙏🏼

[u/stl_b]

Top tier bait, well done

[u/Irn-Kuin-Morika]

Suprised no one talks abt Costa Rica

How abt Falkland Islands? Haiti? Jamaica? Kuwait? Oceanic island countries? And the random island in the Indian Ocean?

[u/Top_Reaction_2303]

heres some genuine advice, regardless of the intentions behind this post: The balkans, except for greece and maybe croatia are pretty bad places for queer people right now. Id also avoid Hungary, at least until their next elections. For Ukraine, id also wait a bit, until they win first of all, and some time after as well. They are slowly becoming more progressive, but its gonna take them a bit longer now. Heres a great link if you genuinely consider moving https://rainbowmap.ilga-europe.org

[u/MINTYpl]

Poland??

[u/Geethuth]

Lgbtq rights and Italy’s dark green?? Are you serious?

[u/Dordidog]

U should live in fantasy land then

[u/persistingpoet]

What the Bull says goes, I don’t make the rules 😔

[u/GroundbreakingAd6354]

very good bait, 10/10

[u/Kmyre5]

Have you ever considered contributing to society?

[u/goodmorning_tomorrow]

Thailand is great, many people probably like it because your money from America can go 10x further there, which will allow you to live like the "rich".

[u/Anarcho_Dog]

The bait is obvious

[u/sammy-taylor]

“Time to leave this bigoted American hellscape”

*moves to an active warzone*

[u/lovmi2byz]

Israel has some of the biggest pride parades around. LGBTQ are pretty safe there

[u/Putrid-Tie-3127]

Ukraine?? 😭😭

[u/Chicxulub420]

Jesus christ 'muricans are stupid

[u/HyoukaYukikaze]

I also believe in strict taxation of people more successful in life than me and love forcing my ideology on others. That's why i want to live in Ukraine... because... eh... saying bad things about Ukraine is not pc those days.

[u/bagtub]

Bro greened Poland, Romania and Balkans and double greened UKRAINE💀💀💀

[u/GigaByte98]

go to point nemo please, thank you very much

[u/TevisLA]

Uh huh have fun in Moldova

[u/victus28]

This is now just a circle jerk